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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

See, you have hotmail, all someone would have to do is create a spoof email address, then forward you all the emails so it's not blocked Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to turn the attention of the participants to an excellent new thread in the NSFW section entitled "Corinna nude" or something like that.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm still in, though it's only been two days so I assume most of us are still in. *crickets*
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm still in. And I wasn't planning on losing...

Must... find... a... girlfriend... soon... (or... an... unsuspecting... victim... in... the... park...)
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
I'm still in. And I wasn't planning on losing...

Must... find... a... girlfriend... soon... (or... an... unsuspecting... victim... in... the... park...)


your a sick bastard you know that, what would we do without you.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Rommel, I think I dropped my phone in the park. Go and get it for me?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hey Rommel, I think I dropped my phone in the park. Go and get it for me?


oh no, im not falling for that one. when i find your cell phone and im walking back with it, your going to phone it to give me a shock, im not that dumb yet.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Chainsaw wrote:
Hey Rommel, I think I dropped my phone in the park. Go and get it for me?


Let me rephrase: Must... find... a... girlfriend... soon... (or... a... really... hot... goodlooking...sexy... unsuspecting... girl.. who... is... between... the... age... of... 16... and... 20... in... the... park...)
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Mr Chainsaw wrote:
Hey Rommel, I think I dropped my phone in the park. Go and get it for me?


Let me rephrase: Must... find... a... girlfriend... soon... (or... a... really... hot... goodlooking...sexy... unsuspecting... girl.. who... is... between... the... age... of... 16... and... 20... in... the... park...)


will you settle for a 15 year bitch who keeps thinking that she is the best girl in my year in if one girl doesnt agree with her there body is found 3 days later inside a garbage truck, oh, and she is kinda hot
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rommel dunn wrote:
will you settle for a 15 year bitch who keeps thinking that she is the best girl in my year in if one girl doesnt agree with her there body is found 3 days later inside a garbage truck, oh, and she is kinda hot


Sure, send her overhere.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok, but your going to half to put her together your self.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Huh, what do you mean?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, if i want to keep the postage cost down, im going to half to send her in bits you do know that dont you.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll just return her to you... without stamps.. so you have to pay for it. I expect her to get here alive and unspoiled!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

em, alive, you do know i need to hack her to pieces to send her in the mail.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah. Do what Charles did. And, I'm assuming she's a bit smaller than Charles, the shipping shouldn't be near as much.

(Yeah, I know this guy indirectly...)
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honestly, I don't see any reason why she'd have to be between 16-20... My range would have been a mature 18 to a youthful 45... :/
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
Honestly, I don't see any reason why she'd have to be between 16-20... My range would have been a mature 18 to a youthful 45... :/


What's wrong with 16 year olds? Honestly, we have some 15 year olds overhere that are really cute and quite hot. Now you guys might think I'm pervy, but it's a different country overhere. Keep that in mind...

But 45? Well, you're the MILFman...
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn Aramor, it's amazing how you articulate a certain post-feminist zeitgeist so well.
Actually, what I meant to say was: is every topic going to turn into a rape topic because of you? I'm starting to worry a little.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I'll try to cut back on the raping... I mean posting posts about raping... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm like the energizer bunny... I keep going and going and going and going and going and going and goingand going
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blaster wrote:
Damn Aramor, it's amazing how you articulate a certain post-feminist zeitgeist so well.


What the hell does that mean btw?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
What's wrong with 16 year olds? Honestly, we have some 15 year olds overhere that are really cute and quite hot. Now you guys might think I'm pervy, but it's a different country overhere. Keep that in mind... ...

In a lot of places, 16 is considered illegal and you could go to jail for statutory rape if you do anything with a 16 year old. haha just thought you'd like to know. (just make sure to check age of consent laws in your area so you don't get into trouble! haha)
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't really know the laws about that overhere... hmm, Munan?
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds like the movie, 40 days and 40 nights..

.. no wait, that was on abstinence from sex itself, not masturbation.. close enough.
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