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 Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:28 am Post subject: Sex dream about the Alien- I blame you, Mr. Hou. |
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Urrgh... Last night I dreamt that I had stopped at a gas station and met an alien there. He had Abe's personality, not the movie aliens' personality. He and I were experiencing some sexual tension, and I was considering hitting on him. Then I remembered how those guys reproduce, and thought better of it.
So, I'm already aware I'm bisexual, and I'm not bothered by the fact that Abe's a guy. I am, however, bothered by the fact that he's a %$&#ing bug-faced alien. I blame this webcomic for humanising the Alien into Abe to such a point that I have dreams about meeting him at a gas station. I'm willing to accept for myself the blame for forgetting to stay away from straight guys. However, I blame this comic's title somewhat, because it made me jump to certain conclusions when my brother told me about a hilarious comic called "Alien Loves Predator" featuring the two of them sharing an apartment in New York City. Being me, I kind of assumed they had a fabulous little loft in the Village somewhere.
I'm going to go Lysol my brain, now. |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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what the hell?
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:06 pm Post subject: ok |
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| i know how you fell scary huh? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 1:11 am Post subject: |
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Well, if it makes you feel better, I think the Predators are hot. I'm a girl, though.
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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Yeh baby predators are sexy i think and i have had many dreams about them i did last night yessss'
The predator i'm most in love with is Scar from avp he is soooooo sexy and i would go to bed wit hhim anyday.
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Wow. What the hell is the matter with you people. Your beyond nerds...your friggin beyond wierdos.. |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, you've had alien sex dreams too. Admit it.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:09 am Post subject: |
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Heheheheheheheeeee nice one holly i hate guests who are so rude to us members. 
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| Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:08 am Post subject: |
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| <cough> reallyfuckedupretardedweirdomotherfuckers <cough> |
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| Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:10 am Post subject: |
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| Give it up! Bush would never legalize inter-species marriage. |
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| Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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you guest stop the fucking retard copmments you are the only fucking retarded weardo 
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| Treach wrote: | | Give it up! Bush would never legalize inter-species marriage. |
Bush ain't the boss of me! The love between a human and a predator can't be defeated by rules! But it can be defeated by the language barrier, which worries me sometimes.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:14 am Post subject: |
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| Hehehe. Wonder wat would happen 4 Preds 2 reproduce... I've had several dreams bonking female Preds! They're nice........ |
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I'm sure it would involve something sharp, and killing something. I'm thinkign it would go something like this.
Male Pred Goes Hunting
Male Pred Kills something with nice shiney bones
Male Pred thinks, "Damn, I bet these bones can get me some pred action"
Male Pred goes to the pred club down the street, which would most likely suck cause they would all be drunk preds and most likely cloaked cause they don't know what the hell is going on and sees hot female pred
Male Pred makes a move and does something manly :: Most likely kills the guy next to female pred to show superiority ::
Female pred gets all googly eyed at the size of the Male Preds....dreadlocks
Male Pred presents female pred with shiney bones
Male Pred and Female pred go home and have hot monkey sex on the corpses of there fallen enemies.
Male Pred marries Female pred and has children.
Female Pred gets upset that Male pred thinks shes fat and always spends times with "the boys" instead of her.
Male pred gets killed by old geezer cop cause hes had it with life.
I think that is just about right. |
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mmm hyeh like the wristblades they defintly turn me on loads and the longer the better there is more to go in and up ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
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| Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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ive had my share of female pred sex dreams, I think it'd be great, just the question of understanding them  |
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| Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:40 pm Post subject: |
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WTF is wrong with peopol!? 
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| Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 1:07 am Post subject: |
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Are there any peopol here? All peopol, raise your hands, if you have them, so that you may be lead out and shot. We don't want your kind around here.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:49 am Post subject: |
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Scar is my sex symbol 
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| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:23 am Post subject: |
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| I wonder how tight r Female Pred's asses? |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:11 am Post subject: |
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mmmmm you are male right?
mmmmmmmm Scar sexy i'd bed him any day and puck him any day.
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...this is getting wierd even for me.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject: Ditto that |
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So true  Iv ben a Gargoyles fan for a few yers now {inter-species rocks}
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bite my a** bush
I rate Brooklyn as one the most sexy things alive
Preds are call yautja Aliens are call xeno  Are the Species called eneything?
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Of course I'm male! N btw, Female Preds must b quite hot! Those mandibles(I think girl Preds have 'em) r ..................lets say sexually attractive. Dreams about them always end up with me washin my bedsheet. Why is cum soooooo messy?! If only I could xperience a blowjob from a Female Pred..........
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| Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:35 am Post subject: |
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| Mmmmmmmmmmm I luv dis kinda talk. Female Preds should look so hot! Btw, wats a blowjob n puck him? |
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