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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:30 am    Post subject: Remember that episode of Seinfeld... Reply with quote

Where they have the contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating?

I decided to see how long I can go. I've gone a whole day so far, and so far I've discovered something interesting... I'm getting work done. It's weird, but I have so much more energy, and I'm so much more motivated.

We oughtta have a self-deprivation contest for forum members! Reply if you're up to the challenge.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm, tempting.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

been goin for a week so far.

NOT. EASY.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've gone on masturbatory hiatus before, and I find there's no difference in my level of energy or motivation when I do or don't. Of course, I'm a girl, that might have something to do with it.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that notion of having more energy and motivation goes back to that outdated idea that you somehow lose your chi along with your bodily fluids, lol.
I don't mean to deny what you may be sujectively experiencing, Crotch, but it has only been a day so far. Maybe you are just getting more done because you are spending less time with your hands on your schlong. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess that, since I have a girlfriend, I am not allowed to partake in this contest.

Holly, if I remember that episode well, the effects were different for men and women.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll participate...

Btw, what if Sauron decides to make my life better and lets me meet an awesome girl who jerks me off... does that count?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't we already discussed whether being jerked off counts as masturbation or not? Somewhere? My memory fails me on this...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't remember... if I did, I wouldn't ask it...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It depends whether or not the intended test of will is the abstinence from sexual satisfaction, or the abstinence from sexually satisfying yourself. If it's the former, then "being jerked off" definitely defeats the purpose. Same with having a regular partner. I don't know, do you guys tend to masturbate less or the same when you have a girlfriend? (Or more)
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's odd, but I masturbate at least ten times as much when I don't have a girlfriend. It's odd because that actually means that the amount of times I'm sexually satisfied goes down while I have a girlfriend... but each time is more satisfying.

Damn I wish I weren't single.

Oh yeah, it's day 2 and I'm still master of my domain.

Giggity.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Almost 12 hours now.

We should start a betting game with this...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crotchfire wrote:
It's odd, but I masturbate at least ten times as much when I don't have a girlfriend. It's odd because that actually means that the amount of times I'm sexually satisfied goes down while I have a girlfriend... but each time is more satisfying.

Damn I wish I weren't single.

Oh yeah, it's day 2 and I'm still master of my domain.

Giggity.


Some things I would prefer not knowing....anyway yea I'm in.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why masturbate when you can do the real thing?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not so easy to do the real thing when you have no g/f.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Why masturbate when you can do the real thing?

Wait...masturbation isn't the real thing? Shocked Razz

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Holly, if I remember that episode well, the effects were different for men and women.

Actually, that was a different episode. Wink

Well, it's not like this contest is even official. Noboby started at the same time, the rules are not even set, and what about the prize? Very Happy Unless asceticism is it's own reward. Crying or Very sad
LOL Crotch, I can't believe that you are proud of having reached the two-day mark. I can't even begin to imagine what your pace was before.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I can't even begin to imagine what your pace was before.


Probably it would be like how he types.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

day 257 without any kind of sexual urges. Armed Drill team has been harassing me since the start of summer to get down rifle spinning so I really dont have any free time to do ANYTHING anymore. Cept visit the forums and spend 4 hours a day on Battlefield2...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And the man who did the Super-Size Me experiment makes a documentary: Wankless: A Masturbators Adventure
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, seeing as how I'm in the habit of divulging all manner of personal information on this forum...

Nah. Not even I'm so tasteless as to give away my average masturbatory pace. Let's just say that it's more frequent than the average man.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

im not sure if anybody has seen this, but in a news paper article, a judge somewhere in the usa i cant remember, was found using a penis pump during a murder cass! Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rommel dunn wrote:
im not sure if anybody has seen this, but in a news paper article, a judge somewhere in the usa i cant remember, was found using a penis pump during a murder cass! Shocked


You mean he killed someone with a penis pump in the court room?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know what? Since I don't live with my girlfriend on weekdays (but with my very lovely Flemish colleague, who happens to do research on nudity in theatre, whom I share a house with, but not a bed - although I helped her build her IKEA bed - How's that for unwanted personal information, mr. Crotchfire?) I'll join the contest untill friday.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

munan wrote:
(but with my very lovely Flemish colleague, who happens to do research on nudity in theatre, whom I share a house with, but not a bed - although I helped her build her IKEA bed - How's that for unwanted personal information, mr. Crotchfire?)


That's groovy information, how much a person burps the worm ain't.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"...burps the worm..."

AH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahhahah...

haha haaaa...

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAAHHAHAHAhahahahhahaahaha ha haha haaaa ha... hehe heh...

AAAHHHHH HAHAHAHahahahahahaha!

*gasp*

Seriously, that's a euphemism I'm never heard before.
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