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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You're lucky I don't know exactly where you live... nah, just kidding... there's plenty of room here Crotchfire... plus, I ordered some movies... here's a small list of some of them:
To Each His Own, Put it Where It Doesn't Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My Cunt and Eight Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns Three, Cumming in a Sock, Cum on Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Slam It Up My Too-Loose Ass, Ass Blasters in Outer Space, Blowjobs by Betsy, Sucking Cock and Cunt, Finger My Ass, Play with my Puss, Three on a Dildo, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone Two-The K.Y. Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, and All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.
I don't know how some of those got in there... but hey, I didn't order them.. Randal did.


Wow... Sounds like Chloe Laughing
"Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No-one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate... "


Poor Crotchfire Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never understood hoarding porn mags and videos(and nowadays, DVDs). Just download shit, man. Neutral

Mind you, I actually have one, or three magazines myself.
Somewhere.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, special kind of porn, I guess?

The kind that makes grown men cry.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

munan wrote:
Yes, special kind of porn, I guess?

The kind that makes grown men cry.


Cease this line of inquiry, some things man is not meant to know.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got one porn mag, my sis gave it to me for my 18th birthday...
And yeah, actually buying porn is pretty... hopeless... I mean... three words: in-ter-net!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
I never understood hoarding porn mags and videos(and nowadays, DVDs). Just download shit, man. Neutral

Mind you, I actually have one, or three magazines myself.
Somewhere.

When I was growing up, we didn't have this fancy, convenient internet. Hoarding was a necessary process which allowed one to barter at a later date. Plus don't forget the sentimental value. Razz

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I got one porn mag, my sis gave it to me for my 18th birthday...

You're not talking about that Playboy again, are you? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aramor wrote:
I got one porn mag, my sis gave it to me for my 18th birthday...

You're not talking about that Playboy again, are you? Rolling Eyes


Why, does that count as spam at this point?
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, but Playboy doesn't qualify as porn, and hardly qualifies as art. Though I guess it's a good magazine if you need to know how to optimally configure your stereo speakers. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh... I own exactly one Playboy. April 2000. It's a badge of honor, for me, because it was the first time I tried to buy one and didn't get carded. I was sixteen.

Now that I'm 21, it's not such a big deal.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Chainsaw wrote:
munan wrote:
Yes, special kind of porn, I guess?

The kind that makes grown men cry.


Cease this line of inquiry, some things man is not meant to know.


I want to know, even though it may plunge me into the darkest abyss! Therefore, I will not cease, but inquire more and more and then some.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah... we want to know all about Digit's porn!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We already some some on the A/P Pr0n thread. That's as far as I'll venture.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
I never understood hoarding porn mags and videos(and nowadays, DVDs). Just download shit, man. Neutral
and then delete it when you're done. That's what I do.
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