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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ho the hell are you, your not my father are you


He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah...

thats it i gone ask my mom who my dad is.

me: mom

mom: yesssss

me: some guys is saying my dad is a xeno, how stupit ist that, a xeno as my dad hahaha

mom: how many times do i have to say this im a xenomorph queen

me: WHAT, is it true

mom: yeah, havent you notice im not looking like you

me: well i have notice your black and bigger than normal

mom: and what about my head and my tail and my spikes on my back

me: oh i didt notice that, but if you are a xeno why dont i look like you

mom: son its about time i tell you this

me: tell what

mom: you are adopted

me: WHAT

mom: so can you lieve now, im laying eggs

me: but but

mom: what did i just say

me: ok ok im going
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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who's that dude, is it osama bin lade Laughing


More like Osama Never Will Be Laid... Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ben Dover is coming...

Agent 47 is adopted? We must find his real parents! I shall embark upon an epic quest to find this man's mother and father! Who is with me!

*Meanwhile I start packing the Holy Hand Grenade of Antiochs.*
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Ben Dover is coming...

Agent 47 is adopted? We must find his real parents! I shall embark upon an epic quest to find this man's mother and father! Who is with me!

*Meanwhile I start packing the Holy Hand Grenade of Antiochs.*


*Cough* Screw him! *uncough*
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm game. Simon_Says, Count me in...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FROST wrote:
I'm game.


Hi, I'm Aramor. Nice to meet you... Game... right...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well Game, get the horses!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You mean the horses one of my sisters just ate? Sowwy...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well Game, get the horses!
..and pillage the women!!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cry and say why didn't mom tell me before now. Then get over it and have a good long talk with daddy to find out where he has been my whole life.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

me: mom

mom: yessssss

me: weres is my real perents

mom: they are dead

me: WHAT

mom: yeah they died right after you were born

me: how Question

mom: well some off my drones were taking them as hosts,
so when you were born, we used your perents as host and since
you were to small for being host and food we keept you

me: murder

mom: i dont like our tone go to our room

me: yes mom
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

H’hirlanthsss wrote:
me: mom

mom: yessssss

me: weres is my real perents

mom: they are dead

me: WHAT

mom: yeah they died right after you were born

me: how Question

mom: well some off my drones were taking them as hosts,
so when you were born, we used your perents as host and since
you were to small for being host and food we keept you

me: murder

mom: i dont like our tone go to our room

me: yes mom



Dude you have got one disfunconal family. But a least they are there for you when you need them. (I hope) Unlike mine they never want to talk to me which is why I wonder if i am adopted too.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

id love my dad to be a yautja it would be awsome ( nick his wrist blades and take them to school ) Cool Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it would be a re-enactment of that scene from "Star Wars." Only, you know, my name isn't Luke, and Darth Vader isn't a Yautja.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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id love my dad to be a yautja it would be awsome ( nick his wrist blades and take them to school ) Cool Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Yes and then he would show up at school embarass you then the other kids can call you an even bigger freak than before because you brought them to school.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Shera wrote:
celtic predator wrote:
id love my dad to be a yautja it would be awsome ( nick his wrist blades and take them to school ) Cool Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Yes and then he would show up at school embarass you then the other kids can call you an even bigger freak than before because you brought them to school.


But that would probably result in your dad getting effin pissed at those kids for humiliating his sun and you both slaughter the entire school...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Lady_Shera wrote:
celtic predator wrote:
id love my dad to be a yautja it would be awsome ( nick his wrist blades and take them to school ) Cool Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Yes and then he would show up at school embarass you then the other kids can call you an even bigger freak than before because you brought them to school.


But that would probably result in your dad getting effin pissed at those kids for humiliating his sun and you both slaughter the entire school...


Then you would need to run away before the cops got there. Then come back later and get rid of the witness. Then dad could take you and declair to the elders that you are ready to become blooded. After you kick some xeno ass and your dad is proud and you get all the girls.

That is if you survived the xenos Twisted Evil

I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


I know go ahead and say it I'm EVIL! because I really am!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ANd if you survived the xenos, I'll get ya with my BOOM-STICK!!!


And Lady_Shera, yes, yes you are evil. I like that in a woman. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lady_Shera wrote:
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Lady_Shera wrote:
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again.
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aramor wrote:
Lady_Shera wrote:
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again.
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
ash_wednesday wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Lady_Shera wrote:
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again.
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again.
*sigh*ok...I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ash_wednesday wrote:
Aramor wrote:
ash_wednesday wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Lady_Shera wrote:
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again.
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again.
*sigh*ok...I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again... but I'll slap you silly if you do...
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
ash_wednesday wrote:
Aramor wrote:
ash_wednesday wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Lady_Shera wrote:
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again.
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again.
*sigh*ok...I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.


You can say that again... but I'll slap you silly if you do...
I think that Aramor and his .......*ducks under aramor's pimping hand and runs away*
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Lady_Shera wrote:
celtic predator wrote:
id love my dad to be a yautja it would be awsome ( nick his wrist blades and take them to school ) Cool Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


Yes and then he would show up at school embarass you then the other kids can call you an even bigger freak than before because you brought them to school.


But that would probably result in your dad getting effin pissed at those kids for humiliating his sun and you both slaughter the entire school...


point being Confused Laughing i would love to slaughter my school Very Happy
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