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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Agent 47 wrote: | | ho the hell are you, your not my father are you |
He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah... |
thats it i gone ask my mom who my dad is.
me: mom
mom: yesssss
me: some guys is saying my dad is a xeno, how stupit ist that, a xeno as my dad hahaha
mom: how many times do i have to say this im a xenomorph queen
me: WHAT, is it true
mom: yeah, havent you notice im not looking like you
me: well i have notice your black and bigger than normal
mom: and what about my head and my tail and my spikes on my back
me: oh i didt notice that, but if you are a xeno why dont i look like you
mom: son its about time i tell you this
me: tell what
mom: you are adopted
me: WHAT
mom: so can you lieve now, im laying eggs
me: but but
mom: what did i just say
me: ok ok im going
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:19 am Post subject: |
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| Agent 47 wrote: | who's that dude, is it osama bin lade  |
More like Osama Never Will Be Laid... 
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Simon_Says
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| Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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Ben Dover is coming...
Agent 47 is adopted? We must find his real parents! I shall embark upon an epic quest to find this man's mother and father! Who is with me!
*Meanwhile I start packing the Holy Hand Grenade of Antiochs.*
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | Ben Dover is coming...
Agent 47 is adopted? We must find his real parents! I shall embark upon an epic quest to find this man's mother and father! Who is with me!
*Meanwhile I start packing the Holy Hand Grenade of Antiochs.* |
*Cough* Screw him! *uncough*
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:17 am Post subject: |
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I'm game. Simon_Says, Count me in...
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Aramor
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:23 am Post subject: |
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Hi, I'm Aramor. Nice to meet you... Game... right...
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Simon_Says
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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Well Game, get the horses!
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Aramor
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:39 am Post subject: |
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You mean the horses one of my sisters just ate? Sowwy...
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ash_wednesday
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:28 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Well Game, get the horses! |
..and pillage the women!!
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Lady_Shera
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| Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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cry and say why didn't mom tell me before now. Then get over it and have a good long talk with daddy to find out where he has been my whole life.
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Agent 47
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| Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:14 am Post subject: |
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me: mom
mom: yessssss
me: weres is my real perents
mom: they are dead
me: WHAT
mom: yeah they died right after you were born
me: how 
mom: well some off my drones were taking them as hosts,
so when you were born, we used your perents as host and since
you were to small for being host and food we keept you
me: murder
mom: i dont like our tone go to our room
me: yes mom
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Lady_Shera
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| Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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| H’hirlanthsss wrote: | me: mom
mom: yessssss
me: weres is my real perents
mom: they are dead
me: WHAT
mom: yeah they died right after you were born
me: how
mom: well some off my drones were taking them as hosts,
so when you were born, we used your perents as host and since
you were to small for being host and food we keept you
me: murder
mom: i dont like our tone go to our room
me: yes mom |
Dude you have got one disfunconal family. But a least they are there for you when you need them. (I hope) Unlike mine they never want to talk to me which is why I wonder if i am adopted too.
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His name is George.
He likes to spills things on the floor.
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celtic predator
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id love my dad to be a yautja it would be awsome ( nick his wrist blades and take them to school )   |
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Ipsa
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I think it would be a re-enactment of that scene from "Star Wars." Only, you know, my name isn't Luke, and Darth Vader isn't a Yautja.
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Lady_Shera
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| celtic predator wrote: | | id love my dad to be a yautja it would be awsome ( nick his wrist blades and take them to school ) |
Yes and then he would show up at school embarass you then the other kids can call you an even bigger freak than before because you brought them to school.
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His name is George.
He likes to spills things on the floor.
And he scares any one I don't like.
So watch out world I don't like you.
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Aramor
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| Lady_Shera wrote: | | celtic predator wrote: | | id love my dad to be a yautja it would be awsome ( nick his wrist blades and take them to school ) |
Yes and then he would show up at school embarass you then the other kids can call you an even bigger freak than before because you brought them to school. |
But that would probably result in your dad getting effin pissed at those kids for humiliating his sun and you both slaughter the entire school...
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Lady_Shera
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| Aramor wrote: | | Lady_Shera wrote: | | celtic predator wrote: | | id love my dad to be a yautja it would be awsome ( nick his wrist blades and take them to school ) |
Yes and then he would show up at school embarass you then the other kids can call you an even bigger freak than before because you brought them to school. |
But that would probably result in your dad getting effin pissed at those kids for humiliating his sun and you both slaughter the entire school... |
Then you would need to run away before the cops got there. Then come back later and get rid of the witness. Then dad could take you and declair to the elders that you are ready to become blooded. After you kick some xeno ass and your dad is proud and you get all the girls.
That is if you survived the xenos
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.
I know go ahead and say it I'm EVIL! because I really am!
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ash_wednesday
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:29 am Post subject: |
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ANd if you survived the xenos, I'll get ya with my BOOM-STICK!!!
And Lady_Shera, yes, yes you are evil. I like that in a woman.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:33 am Post subject: |
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| Lady_Shera wrote: | | I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again.
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| Aramor wrote: | | Lady_Shera wrote: | | I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again. |
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.
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Aramor
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| ash_wednesday wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Lady_Shera wrote: | | I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again. |
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again.
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| Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:38 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Lady_Shera wrote: | | I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again. |
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again. |
*sigh*ok...I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't.
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Aramor
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| ash_wednesday wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Lady_Shera wrote: | | I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again. |
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again. |
*sigh*ok...I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again... but I'll slap you silly if you do...
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| Aramor wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | Lady_Shera wrote: | | I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again. |
I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again. |
*sigh*ok...I think that Aramor and his sisters will make sure you don't. |
You can say that again... but I'll slap you silly if you do... |
I think that Aramor and his .......*ducks under aramor's pimping hand and runs away*
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celtic predator
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| Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | Lady_Shera wrote: | | celtic predator wrote: | | id love my dad to be a yautja it would be awsome ( nick his wrist blades and take them to school ) |
Yes and then he would show up at school embarass you then the other kids can call you an even bigger freak than before because you brought them to school. |
But that would probably result in your dad getting effin pissed at those kids for humiliating his sun and you both slaughter the entire school... |
point being  i would love to slaughter my school  |
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