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post the weirdest things that have happined to you here.
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My dead cat's ghost came back the night I had to bury him. I think he just wanted to say his final goodbye.
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i keep having dreams about going to the same movie theater to see movies. one was a nightmare because i was watching leagaly blonde 
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | i keep having dreams about going to the same movie theater to see movies. one was a nightmare because i was watching leagaly blonde |
yep...that's creepy
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hey, i jsut saw you live in canada, YOU SUCK! lol.
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | hey, i jsut saw you live in canada, YOU SUCK! lol. |
says the guy who lives in a bath full of "man juice"
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I used to wait tables at a seafood restaurant. One night, I had the very last table come in for the night (doors closed at 11pm, they came in at around 1045). Okay, fine, no big deal. Three people; two women and a man. I should have realized something was wrong when they introduced themselves to me as an apostle and prophetesses. The younger of the two women told me that she was bringing her parents out to dinner, they weren't her real parents but her spiritual parents. She had recently met them and wanted to take them out some place nice to eat and get to know them better. That meant, "I'm going to tell them the story of my life." So I take care of their drinks, get whatever they ordered out to them, refill drinks, etc. 1am and they still haven't left yet... The younger of the women is crying out loud "Oh Jesus! Why do you hate me?!" in relating her story. I asked my manager if I should do anything because I have this one woman crying that Jesus hates her. I think that was the biggest sigh that I've ever heard. Finally, they left at 2. I don't think that I even got a very good tip from them.
There have been weirder things that have happened to me, I'm sure, but this came to my mind first.
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The weirdest thing that happened to me? I was abducted by humans and they took me to a spaceship and they put my egg in front of the face of some dude and they wanted me to put an embryo in him... but I thought, fuck you! So I sneaked out by hiding in Ripley's bra and went to earth with the Betty... then some mofo with a weird german accent told me to come with him if I wanted to live and we went through some teleporter which hurted me a lot, and then I was in Jersey all of a sudden... and one day I was just hiding in someones house when two of his friends came by and they started talking about movies or something and then they talked about the internet, well two of them talked, the fat one didn't really say much, and then I found out about the internet and somehow got to this forum... I had already become a Xenomorph by giving the dude who looks like that actor who was the bomb in Phantoms a face full of alien wing-wong... and well, you all know how it went downhill from there... I mean...
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| ash_wednesday wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | hey, i jsut saw you live in canada, YOU SUCK! lol. |
says the guy who lives in a bath full of "man juice" |
damn you canadains and your brains!
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| Aramor wrote: | | then they talked about the internet |
What the fuck is the internet?
| Ipsa wrote: | | they weren't her real parents but her spiritual parents |
Were you afraid they were going to kill you and eat your skin?
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | then they talked about the internet |
What the fuck is the internet? |
The internet is a place were social degenerates come to watch porn and bitch about movies... or something like that...
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| rommel dunn wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | hey, i jsut saw you live in canada, YOU SUCK! lol. |
says the guy who lives in a bath full of "man juice" |
damn you canadains and your brains! |
1. Its Canadians
2. Screw you, Canada is awesome.
3. I take these Canadian accusations very personally.
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| Metal_Pred wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | hey, i jsut saw you live in canada, YOU SUCK! lol. |
says the guy who lives in a bath full of "man juice" |
damn you canadains and your brains! |
1. Its Canadians
2. Screw you, Canada is awesome.
3. I take these Canadian accusations very personally. |
uhm..he's talking about people from canadia not people from canada.
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Canada is simply awesome... okay where was that rant I made earlier about how the US should get a good spanking?
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| ash_wednesday wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | hey, i jsut saw you live in canada, YOU SUCK! lol. |
says the guy who lives in a bath full of "man juice" |
damn you canadains and your brains! |
1. Its Canadians
2. Screw you, Canada is awesome.
3. I take these Canadian accusations very personally. |
uhm..he's talking about people from canadia not people from canada. |
nope, the bolded setence says Canada, not Canadia.
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Canada is simply awesome... okay where was that rant I made earlier about how the US should get a good spanking? |
Um, no spankings for me, please. At least not from you. 
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| Ipsa wrote: | | they weren't her real parents but her spiritual parents |
Were you afraid they were going to kill you and eat your skin? |
I think I was more worried that they were going to try and convert me to whatever weird Christian-esque sect they were. Some people in the Bible Belt have a tendency to think that waiters/waitresses have no religion or soul. I have waited on people who told me I should start going to their church (Inspiring Body of Christ Baptist Church. Whooo...). Someone even left me Jesus money! I don't tell those people that I'm Catholic...
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| Metal_Pred wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | Metal_Pred wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | rommel dunn wrote: | | hey, i jsut saw you live in canada, YOU SUCK! lol. |
says the guy who lives in a bath full of "man juice" |
damn you canadains and your brains! |
1. Its Canadians
2. Screw you, Canada is awesome.
3. I take these Canadian accusations very personally. |
uhm..he's talking about people from canadia not people from canada. |
nope, the bolded setence says Canada, not Canadia. |
Doely noted. My bad. BTW...I'm all for a good spanking....Holly? or Abby? or Ipsa?  ...someone with prefume?
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| ash_wednesday wrote: | | Doely noted. My bad. BTW...I'm all for a good spanking....Holly? or Abby? or Ipsa? ...someone with prefume? |
Just think ladies, this man lives on the same continental landmass as you. Observe the bizarre spelling and use of strange face icons as punctuation. *cough* clearlyaserialkiller *cough*
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | *cough* clearlyaserialkiller *cough* |
says the guy named after a serial killer's tool.
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| ash_wednesday wrote: | | says the guy named after a serial killer's tool. |
Hey! I'm named after a song. Side note, ever since i played Resident Evil 4 I always feel as though I'm under attack when I hear a chainsaw.
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | says the guy named after a serial killer's tool. |
Hey! I'm named after a song. Side note, ever since i played Resident Evil 4 I always feel as though I'm under attack when I hear a chainsaw. |
I always thought the chainsaw was a good weapon in Silent Hill. Although, I personally preferred the shotgun and the lead pipe.
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| Ipsa wrote: | | I always thought the chainsaw was a good weapon in Silent Hill. Although, I personally preferred the shotgun and the lead pipe. |
I can't put into words how much you rule. I liked the Katana. And that fire hammer thingy.
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| Mr Chainsaw wrote: | | Ipsa wrote: | | I always thought the chainsaw was a good weapon in Silent Hill. Although, I personally preferred the shotgun and the lead pipe. |
I can't put into words how much you rule. |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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hey i got nothing against canada ok.just france 
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