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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
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No, I'm perfectly happy with my current length, thank you.

That's what they all say.


No, it's what I'm saying.

Well you're a liar.

Pills, pills. What's all this about pills? I'm on pills, a lot of them. Bad, bad cold. Lot's of pills. Head fucked up. Seeing shit now.


Why am I a liar?

Yeah, I got the friggin cold or something too... stupid sickness... another reason I don't believe in God and that were made in his image... how can we be made in his image if we can get sick...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

god fuckt up the world Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So he said unto creation...

God wrote:
Sorry about the inconveniance.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet he spent the 7th day inventing suicide and trying it on himself... only to be confronted with the fact he can't die...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i bet he playd to much SIMS games and RTS games Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

God would absolutely pawn at The Sims.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He'd probably suck at it... I mean, how will he get them to believe he exists. It's simply not in their coding...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

God is watching down on us as we speak controlling what happens to us. Just like the Sims...He buys us a house, gets us a wife, adopts us a pet...then we have an accident in the kitchen and start a fire we are too stupid to put out. The house burns to ashes, wife and dog dies...

God: "You stupid twits! Thats what the fire extingisher is for! YOU DONT STAND IN THE FIRE!"

Us: "Mwah Mwah humma nanoo nanoo crasst..."
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howdy
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know your a redneck when your gun rack, has a gun rack on it.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

god made the jew suffer in ww2, make him suffer Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ohhhh k. You people are insane.


I'm goint to like it here. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why do hate jews Evil or Very Mad if you do i gone call the police because im to lazy
to do something Cool
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