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Blaster Moderator

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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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The last 10% of the human genome has been discovered?!?! Wtf does is THAT supposed to imply? Demonism is a genetic defect? Evil is in our biology? I have heard of Original Sin, but this is ridiculous.
Ok, this movie is gonna piss me off.  _________________ Context is everything. |
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Seeker

Gender:  Joined: 13 Jun 2005 Posts: 59 Location: Meh, why bother
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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actuley the movie was attacked by religous groups, and so having to make the demons become mutants... which makes me a little mad but never the less I'm still going to see this son of a bitch. _________________ "Smile you son of a bitch!" - Jaws |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Seeker wrote: | | actuley the movie was attacked by religous groups... |
And those relogious bastards didn't try to piss on the game itself.
People don't have to see a movie if they don't like the contents. I mean, it's not as if they haven't sinned before . _________________
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AAATripper

Gender:  Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 1085 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere...
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:08 am Post subject: |
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screw censorship, its Rated-R so they can put whatever the hell they want in it (just short of a sex scene). Religious groups unhappy? who cares, ignore them and they'll stop. or do something radical (like storm the studio and burn the film) _________________
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ash_wednesday

Gender:  Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:47 am Post subject: |
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or nickname one of the bad guys "jesus" _________________ "You're lucky attacking ends the spell or I would smack the crap out of all of you."
"Bite my 50% miss chance."
--Order of the Stick |
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Seeker

Gender:  Joined: 13 Jun 2005 Posts: 59 Location: Meh, why bother
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:21 am Post subject: |
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I read the IGN review of the script and they even mention the creatures as Demons, and that the UAC is conducting Teleportation tests... wierd. _________________ "Smile you son of a bitch!" - Jaws |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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Then why the hell does the trailer mention the completion of the human genome project rather than teleportation tech? _________________
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AAATripper

Gender:  Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 1085 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere...
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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telefrags! _________________
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Digitaaliklosetti

Gender:  Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:38 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Then why the hell does the trailer mention the completion of the human genome project rather than teleportation tech? |
You see, the last 10% of the human genome contain the secret to teleportation pads!
...that take you to Hell!
What are the odds? _________________ bitchez n hose |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2442 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:03 am Post subject: |
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You know? Its going to be an action packed gore fest and filled to the brim with non-stop kickass action, with disturbingly realistic monsters. Also, the Rocks in it...sweeeet....
Regardless of the "story", this movie is gonna pwn... _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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AAATripper

Gender:  Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 1085 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere...
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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telefrags! that will look so cool.... what does a telefrag look like? (please post vid) _________________
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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Uh... in the Unreal Tournament series when you plant a translocator beacon and you teleoport jsut when someone is on top of it, you kill them instantly.
I love it when that happens, plant a translocator at your home flag and if you got good reflexes, telport back, and you can kill the flag runner and return the flag at the same time, cheap points. _________________
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AAATripper

Gender:  Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 1085 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere...
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:24 am Post subject: |
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i meant like, quake telefrags, and doom telefrags. ya know, without that gay disc gun. _________________
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Seeker

Gender:  Joined: 13 Jun 2005 Posts: 59 Location: Meh, why bother
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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Back to yer roots ehy? _________________ "Smile you son of a bitch!" - Jaws |
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2442 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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"Something has gone wrong at a remote scientific research station on Mars. All research has ceased. Communication has failed. And the messages that do get through are less than comforting. It's a level 5 quarantine, and the only souls allowed in or out are the Rapid Response Tactical Squad—hardened Marines armed to the teeth with enough firepower to neutralize any enemy ... or so they think.
The research being done at Olduvai station has unwittingly opened a door, and all hell has broken loose. A legion of nightmarish creatures of unknown origin lurks behind every wall and stalks the countless rooms and tunnels of the facility, killing what few people remain."
This is slightly more comforting than the trailer. I got it from IGN today.
p.s.-its official...the movie is rated R _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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Olduvai Station? What happened to Union-Aerospace Mars City and Research Facility?
Good it's R. Doom wouldn't be Doom without R. _________________
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Frost

Gender:  Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 2442 Location: The Realm of Suck
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Olduvai Station? What happened to Union-Aerospace Mars City and Research Facility? |
lol, i dont know : D
Thats the ONE thing that they could have kept in that wouldnt offend anyone. The Union-Aerospace Corporation sounds better than Olduvai Station anyways... _________________ You forget one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock... and
scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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ash_wednesday

Gender:  Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:35 am Post subject: |
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But the space station is still near Mars. I love the fact that it's rated "R". $5 say The Rock dies in the movie. _________________ "You're lucky attacking ends the spell or I would smack the crap out of all of you."
"Bite my 50% miss chance."
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AAATripper

Gender:  Joined: 17 May 2005 Posts: 1085 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere...
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:04 am Post subject: |
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$5 also says he's the one that does the cheesy "no, i cant continue, you gon ahead" scene. _________________
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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I don't accept, because you'll both win. The following spoiler is about both the game and the movie, if you haven't palyed the game yet fully do not read the spoiler.
Spoiler: Okay, the Sarge turns into the Sabboth in the game, basically a tank-man with BFG's for hands. He is dead, but zombified back to life. If the movie-makers decide to keep on this angle, the Rock is definately dead, inevitably after the 'go ahead man, I'll stay here, those people need you' scene.
Besides the trailer already suggests that the Sarge turns into an imp. |
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Blaster Moderator

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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:27 am Post subject: |
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_________________ Context is everything. |
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Simon_Says

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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:29 am Post subject: |
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Spoiler: It's lame, I know, but remember the multiple eyes in the trailer?
I thought it was gay too... I'd suspect him to be a hellknight at least. |
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Digitaaliklosetti

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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 4:46 am Post subject: |
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| ash_wednesday wrote: | | The Rock dies in the movie. |
In my book, that's a good reason to go see any movie. _________________ bitchez n hose |
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Aramor

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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:49 am Post subject: |
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | The Rock dies in the movie. |
In my book, that's a good reason to go see any movie. |
Well then, you should definitely watch The Mummy Returns. _________________
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Simon_Says

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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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Except the death scene in that movie sucked. No bood? No gore? "Ouch I got a tiny little pin through mah belly!" _________________
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