The Art of Love

[Aramor]

Hey Hol, nice new avatar... what is it, Orc meets Yautja?
Btw, that's not meant as an insult, just check the "Ninja or Pirates" topic and you'll find out I love Orcs and Uruks... and Olog-hai... and Haradrim... and Easterlings... and Balrogs... and more evil thingies.

Btw, has anybody noticed that those Easterling in TTT have no sense of direction whatsoever.

Here, look at this:


Now, the Easterlings approached the Black Gate from the west, which means they went through Ithilien, which lies to the south. Now why the hell did they come from the south if they live east of Mordor. I mean, in the east Mordor is even open. They can just enter Nurn and go to the plains of Gorgoroth from there. Caus I take it that's where they were heading. Or why the hell didn't they just approach the gate from the East... really, Peter Jackson has even less sense of direction than Legolas. ("They're headed north east. They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard." Ahum, Captain Obvious, Isengard is to the northwest.)
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[Simon_Says]

Middle Earth compasses are fucked up... made by elves ya know.

Holly's new avatar was from the flash animation Star Wars: Transitions Episode 1. It's in the Look it got a PRedator topic.
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[Crotchfire]

BaconNEggs, I have googled G spot before, and that's not what I was talking about. I'm not interested in reading about more theory, because I've read a LOT of it.

I'm a perfect example of the idea that the people who read the most about sex are the people having the least of it.

What I want is advice from people with personal experience. Answers given by Isaac were the best answers I've received so far.

I'm not fucking lazy if I'm trying to fucking learn, am I?

Anyway, I'm still pissed at you. I hope your next couple posts are funny, so I can forget that for a post or two, you were a dick.
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In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up.

[BaconNeggs]

Interesting that you would think I actually care what you think about me.

Oh and you were/are being a prick as well. you seem to be under the illusion that you're in the right about things.
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"You have to quote from books to look clever. You can't quote from films. If you quote from films you just look like a geek."

[Crotchfire]

Interesting that you claim you don't care what people think about you, when you throw a hissy fit after an innocuous comment about your cop-out answer.
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The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up.

[Blaster]

Hey, wasn't this topic supposed to be about love? You two had better kiss and make up already.
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Context is everything.

[Aramor]

Or, as the topic would suggest, kiss and make out.
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[bernieh]

Yeah, damn, drop it you two. Don't make me actually go and post rules.

[Aramor]

Now you've done it, Mr. B himself sais something about it.

*Crawls under a rock and waits for this "situation" to end*
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[BaconNeggs]

Heh, but you keep bumping it up to the top.

so tempted to post a long reply and get kicked off the forum, but ain't gonna bother. maybe i'll change my mind later. I'm off to the dragonboat races in flushing meadows.
Ah the joys of internet forums, hilarity ensues.
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"You have to quote from books to look clever. You can't quote from films. If you quote from films you just look like a geek."

[Crotchfire]

Alright, I shall say no more to add to hostilities.
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The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up.

[Aramor]