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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:36 am    Post subject: Oh my god, my father is a Yautja Reply with quote

im been thinking, what if you found a predator at your room
and he says, hi kid im your real dad, your mother calld me and
she want me to take care of you now and yeah my space ship
is waiting in your back yard Question

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well i would ask him this

me: dad Confused

p: yes Smile

me: if you are my dad why dont i look like a yautja Question

p: son i cant tell you that Confused

me: you dont know do you eh Smile

p: no i dont know ok Mad

me: so Question

p: look i give you 20 bucks if you shut up ok Mad

me: ok Very Happy

p: good Mad

me: but Question

p: shut up Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

..... i didn't even bother reading any of that.....
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Xeno wrote:
well i would ask him this

me: dad Confused

p: yes Smile

me: if you are my dad why dont i look like a yautja Question

p: son i cant tell you that Confused

me: you dont know do you eh Smile

p: no i dont know ok Mad

me: so Question

p: look i give you 20 bucks if you shut up ok Mad

me: ok Very Happy

p: good Mad

me: but Question

p: shut up Evil or Very Mad



yeah but i think you will scream first like others and then you will say
that Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Id say prove it!


then id say "hay do you have some battle armour and weapons that will fit me?"
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd jump on him and friggin headbite him, then impale my mom on my tail for never telling me.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never tire of this responce:

Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
I never tire of this responce:

Everybody was kung-fu fighting!


You know, I should fin myself a phrase like that....hhmmmmm *thinks*
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would give him a hug. then go on a hunt with him. you know "father and son" hunting trip.

pred:son this is the life. we are cloaked and that human won't know what hit'im.

ME: dad I dont want to kill him

pred: youll do as your told

me: oh ok.(beep beep BANG!!!!)there I killed him.....dad.....dad oh there you are. why is there a hole in your head?. OH SHIT!!! must take wepons and cloak suite. no one saw what happend right Laughing ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My eyebrow would rise so high as to be lost in my hair. Confused like this but more so.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would... um... what the hell would I do? Get Morgan Freeman and Colin Feral and save the world! Everyone knows they have to be in the next Predator movie.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i would say,
me: get the hell out off my house sicko before i call the cops

pred: but im your dad

me: oh yeah <loding shotgun> i give you 5 seconds to get out off my house

pred: son give me that shotgun

me: 1

pred: son just give me that sho.....

me: 5 <BOOOOOM> holy je.....

jesus: what son

me: <BOOOOOM> what next a xenomorph

xeno: hi son

me: oh shit
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, your mom sure get's around...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ho the hell are you, your not my father are you
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What, you mean me?
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nothing sir Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agent 47 wrote:
i would say,
me: get the hell out off my house sicko before i call the cops

pred: but im your dad

me: oh yeah <loding shotgun> i give you 5 seconds to get out off my house

pred: son give me that shotgun

me: 1

pred: son just give me that sho.....

me: 5 <BOOOOOM> holy je.....

jesus: what son

me: <BOOOOOM> what next a xenomorph

xeno: hi son

me: oh shit


how many dads do you have, and thank god you didt shot that xeno
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

right now, one, and i didt shot him because im out off shotguns shells Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agent 47 wrote:
ho the hell are you, your not my father are you


He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Agent 47 wrote:
ho the hell are you, your not my father are you


He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah...


Stop. Are you talking about me? I'm kinda lost here...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Simon_Says wrote:
Agent 47 wrote:
ho the hell are you, your not my father are you


He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah...


Stop. Are you talking about me? I'm kinda lost here...


den untergang Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Agent 47 wrote:
ho the hell are you, your not my father are you


He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah...


As i said in the AATEOP topic: I'm back AGAIN. And you thought the horror was over. YOU FOOLS! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF SEQUALS!MWAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crap I'm having an identity crisis!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

some random guest wrote:
Simon_Says wrote:
Agent 47 wrote:
ho the hell are you, your not my father are you


He is unfortunately... you share three of the same mothers as he does... that means your grandad was Some Random Guest... who I murdered... yah...


As i said in the AATEOP topic: I'm back AGAIN. And you thought the horror was over. YOU FOOLS! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF SEQUALS!MWAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!


As a matter of fact, I've never heard of "sequals". What are those?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

who's that dude, is it osama bin lade Laughing
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