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| Simon_Says wrote: | | If you saw Interview with the Vampire, you'll know which one is the best. |
uhm...werewolf? those vampires were sooo gay...
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| ash_wednesday wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | If you saw Interview with the Vampire, you'll know which one is the best. |
uhm...werewolf? those vampires were sooo gay... |
What's with that, anyway? Why are all the 'new' vampires all whiny, sensitive goth pussies? They can turn into fucking bats and throw people on other people, for fuck's sake! Man, if I was a vampire, I'd put on my Bulbasaur socks and just start kicking ass. I would kick so much ass.
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If I was a vampire I would mainly drink a lotta blood... but hey, whatever fickles your tancy...
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I think I like both equally. If I were to choose which one I would be though it would be a difficult choice. As I typed that though I thought of 1 argument that made me choose being a werewolf: Vampires can only come out at night (right?) and I love the sun.
If I were a vampire, it would be 24/7, would have to hide in the day, would be allergic to garlic.
If I were a werewolf it would be a once a month thing, anything that I did wrong I could play the victim, blame it on 'not my fault, it was the full moon and my chain broke cause i'm that strong yea'.
Tough question really, I'd have to go with the sun and not be a vampire, but damn it would be cool to be one anyway.
How about a vampire werewolf?
Oh and I thought Van Helsing was the worse movie I ever saw, sorry.
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Oh yeah, Vampires can't eat garlic! C'mon, you know that would really suck.
"Hey guys, you feel like getting some Italian tonight?"
"Hell yeah!" "Sounds good."
"...uh, guys, I'm a vampire, Italian food usually has some garlic in it."
"Well, yeah, but so does most good food."
"Right... how about we hit up that New England-style restaurant?"
"You know that you really suck, right?"
Who'd wanna be a vampire, when we all know that they suck?
Ba-dum... pshhhh!
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Actually the garlic story is only accepted in certain cultures. It's not universal as the drinking blood, or sunlight.
This is my understanding of vampires.
-Garlic: No affect.
-Silver Weapons: Hurts them like a bitch, but not much else unless stabbed directly into the heart.
-Stakes: Unless silver, paralyses vampires.
-Running Water: Who came up with this anyway? Fucking Idiot.
-Sunlight: Burn bitch burn!
-Coffins: Chiropractors are in high demand in the vampire underworld.
-Blood: A neccesity, lest they go mad.
-Fire: Very effective if the vitcim is decapitated or paralysed.
-How to die: Decapitation or complete disintigration of the body.
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| Simon_Says wrote: | Actually the garlic story is only accepted in certain cultures. It's not universal as the drinking blood, or sunlight.
This is my understanding of vampires.
-Garlic: No affect.
-Silver Weapons: Hurts them like a bitch, but not much else unless stabbed directly into the heart.
-Stakes: Unless silver, paralyses vampires.
-Running Water: Who came up with this anyway? Fucking Idiot.
-Sunlight: Burn bitch burn!
-Coffins: Chiropractors are in high demand in the vampire underworld.
-Blood: A neccesity, lest they go mad.
-Fire: Very effective if the vitcim is decapitated or paralysed.
-How to die: Decapitation or complete disintigration of the body. |
i've been very interested in vamps since buffy the vampire slayer. since then, i've read and researched on them for quite a deal. here's my stuff:
-Garlic: hurts vamps by burns/scalds through touch. not burn fire burn, but burn i-got-my-hand-scalded burn. simon_says, you're the first to deny this fact.
-Silver Weapons: a dramatisation of Hollywood
-Stakes: paralyses vampires. in Buffy, it means death to vamps.
-Running Water: Who came up with this anyway? Fucking Idiot. *agrees with simon_says*
-Sunlight: Burn bitch burn! *haha =P*
-Coffins: Chiropractors are in high demand in the vampire underworld. *i have no idea*
-Blood: A neccesity, lest they go mad. *true =P*
-Fire: i think it works no matter what.
-How to die: Decapitation or complete disintigration of the body
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But seriously, the normal food vampires eat really suck if they can't have garlic in them...
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | But seriously, the normal food vampires eat really suck if they can't have garlic in them... |
you mean blood?
if we follow the Buffy mythos, vampires have degenerated tastebuds, so even if they were to be able to consume garlic, it wouldn't have much benefit to them i.e. they can't taste the garlic XD
you know, you may be right after all, about the garlic part, simon_says. in the Malaysian context of the Vampire, there is no indication that garlic keeps it at bay. so i guess it is right to say that the concept of garlic and vampires are not accepted in all cultures.
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Nah nah, I mean normal food.
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | If you saw Interview with the Vampire, you'll know which one is the best. |
uhm...werewolf? those vampires were sooo gay... |
What's with that, anyway? Why are all the 'new' vampires all whiny, sensitive goth pussies? They can turn into fucking bats and throw people on other people, for fuck's sake! Man, if I was a vampire, I'd put on my Bulbasaur socks and just start kicking ass. I would kick so much ass. |
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Lycans would totally kick a vampires ass.
Also, Underworld is one of my favorite movies.
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Nah nah, I mean normal food. |
ohh, okay... well, normal food and garlic in buffy mythos? ouch. other than that, i suppose it's fine. but i think they would share times terrorizing people than the food they ate =P
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I'd want to be a werewolf, vamp's are overrated in my book.
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I prefer to reference the power of vamps vs wolves in White Wolf's World of Darkness. Sure, a newly created vampire would be torn apart by a novice werewolf, but a vampire's power level grows much more than a werewolf's over the course of life. So, I believe an older vamp would easily destory a more experienced werewolf.
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Oh... tough one 'cause I like both actually
I'm a night creature...love the moon...especially when it's full.
Warewolves- great strength (I thought Van Helsing was sooo cute as a warewolf)
Vampires- cool powers and I could live happily 4eva after
hmmm..warewolf/vampire warewolf/vampire????
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im not sure whats better, i would say vampire because they can come out every night instead of just once a month.
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i'd go with vampire, i just love them!
and something fascinates me about that sexy neck-biting thing, and the blood-drinking 
by the way: underworld was allright as afternoon entertainment, watch and forget. van helsing is the worst movie i can remember ever watching at the movies. |
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| Samy wrote: | i'd go with vampire, i just love them!
and something fascinates me about that sexy neck-biting thing, and the blood-drinking
by the way: underworld was allright as afternoon entertainment, watch and forget. van helsing is the worst movie i can remember ever watching at the movies. |
can't agree more. call it a neck fetish... 
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I'd want to be a vampire. They can turn into wolves, too.  |
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Werewolfs!! I just now saw a preview for the NEW underworld movie "evolution" and it looks like they changed the werewolfs to a more classic look (aka van helsing) which imho looks WAY better.
They are big, bad, and can blow your house down! (and rip you a new one in the process) Plus I'm used to werewolfs in the whitewolf univers where they totally pwn vampires hardcore. |
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Vampires. Dark masters of death and the night...Buhahahahahahaha!
besides a vampire would probably have the werewolf as a pet of something. Like in Van Helsing! (I'm sorry but its a referance I know the movie sucked)
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HeX, you bring back one more old topic and I'll garrotte you with your own penis.
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I really don't see what's wrong with bringing up old threads, considering you have something to contribute.
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Yah no kidding, Digit. Most of the time topics only die because people forget about them, sometimes you just need to get the ol' blood flowing again.
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