what would you do if you met an alien?

CelticPredatoress · Gender: Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 394 Location: a place

well, we discussed what we would do if we met a predator. how about if you ran into an alien?
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AAATripper · Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:46 pm Post subject:

shit myself and hope he/she doesnt like the smell. or shoot myself.
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:06 pm Post subject:

I actually thought about this a lot the past weekend. I would walk up to it, studying the creature and being in awe of it. Then I would spread my arms and let it kill me. There's no way to die that could be better than that.
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AAATripper · Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:14 pm Post subject:

you mean, like, perhaps dieing in bed with the woman of your dreams instead?
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:20 pm Post subject:

Dude, who wants to die in bed with the woman of his dreams if you can die by getting a Xenomorph's friggin inner-jaw slammed through your skull and right in your brain!!!
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Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:57 pm Post subject:

Sigh...

Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
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Holly Resurrected · Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:23 am Post subject:

Well, I'd probably take a moment to bask in the amazement of meeting one of my favorite creatures and then die a horrible acidy death as the Xeno leapt onto me and headbit me. Or maybe I'd just pull out my handy dandy universal translator and tell it that I knew where there was a nice juicy Predator to kill.
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ash_wednesday · Gender: Joined: 12 Jul 2005 Posts: 749 Location: Canadia

hmmmm...I'd pee my pants and faint?
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:07 am Post subject:

Metal_Pred · Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:26 am Post subject:

Pick up an improvised weapon and fight.
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Hivequeen · Gender: Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 119

I'd give 'em a high five and then kiss my ass goodbye! Laughing

Aramor · Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:30 am Post subject:

Judging by your avatar, I'd say you just reload your Pulse Rifle and give 'em hell!!!
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Mr Xeno · Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:01 am Post subject:

well i would use my AA gun Twisted Evil

( Anti Aliencraft gun )
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:31 am Post subject:

I'd try to kiss the Alien Razz

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Mr Xeno · Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:55 am Post subject:

even if it was a male alien
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BrokenEmpty · Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:46 pm Post subject:

have you not thought of the possibilty that the bugger wouldnt kill you and just take you back to become a host

me i would just shit myself and start cryin
i would also step on my own granny to get away
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iamhalloween · Gender: Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 98 Location: Chicago

I would bow down and praise the Alien, being far superior to the Predator as a race.
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Warrior Alien · Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject:

Toss it anything and everything in my fridge that might seem appealing. If it seems happy enough after that, then I might breathe, offer it a seat on the couch, chat over a bowl of ice cream. Very Happy

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A1i3N · Gender: Joined: 16 Apr 2005 Posts: 66 Location: DownUnda

I'd slap it around and then run like hell! Probably get about 1/12 of a centimeter away before i became lunch (or dinner depending on what time it is).

PeaceMaker · Gender: Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 17

i would give it a beer and a porno mag and Abe and i would become friends Very Happy

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Aramor · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:29 am Post subject:

Simon_Says · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:06 pm Post subject:

Aramor is correct. Despite all xeno porn, xenos are asexual, depending on the host of the chestbursters to allow genetic variety.

Only Abe's family, and Aramors (still wonder if they are one and the same), have genders.
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Aramor · Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:59 pm Post subject:

Well, maybe Abe's my cousin...
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