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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:44 pm    Post subject: what would you do if you met an alien? Reply with quote

well, we discussed what we would do if we met a predator. how about if you ran into an alien?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

shit myself and hope he/she doesnt like the smell. or shoot myself.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually thought about this a lot the past weekend. I would walk up to it, studying the creature and being in awe of it. Then I would spread my arms and let it kill me. There's no way to die that could be better than that.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you mean, like, perhaps dieing in bed with the woman of your dreams instead?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, who wants to die in bed with the woman of his dreams if you can die by getting a Xenomorph's friggin inner-jaw slammed through your skull and right in your brain!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sigh...

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I'd probably take a moment to bask in the amazement of meeting one of my favorite creatures and then die a horrible acidy death as the Xeno leapt onto me and headbit me. Or maybe I'd just pull out my handy dandy universal translator and tell it that I knew where there was a nice juicy Predator to kill.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmmm...I'd pee my pants and faint?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holly wrote:
Well, I'd probably take a moment to bask in the amazement of meeting one of my favorite creatures and then die a horrible acidy death as the Xeno leapt onto me and headbit me.


My thoughts exactly.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pick up an improvised weapon and fight.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd give 'em a high five and then kiss my ass goodbye! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Judging by your avatar, I'd say you just reload your Pulse Rifle and give 'em hell!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well i would use my AA gun Twisted Evil ( Anti Aliencraft gun )
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Xeno wrote:
well i would use my AA gun Twisted Evil ( Anti Aliencraft gun )

You deserve to be slapped for that.

Hmm... I've always wanted to die unafraid(or just covering the fact that I soiled myself). You know, be all macho-like(or just plain nutty), just in case someone's got a camera handy. Spaz attack?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd try to kiss the Alien Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

even if it was a male alien
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

have you not thought of the possibilty that the bugger wouldnt kill you and just take you back to become a host

me i would just shit myself and start cryin
i would also step on my own granny to get away
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would bow down and praise the Alien, being far superior to the Predator as a race.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toss it anything and everything in my fridge that might seem appealing. If it seems happy enough after that, then I might breathe, offer it a seat on the couch, chat over a bowl of ice cream. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BrokenEmpty wrote:
have you not thought of the possibilty that the bugger wouldnt kill you and just take you back to become a host

me i would just shit myself and start cryin
i would also step on my own granny to get away

Well that's eventually lethal, innit?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd slap it around and then run like hell! Probably get about 1/12 of a centimeter away before i became lunch (or dinner depending on what time it is).
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i would give it a beer and a porno mag and Abe and i would become friends Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr Xeno wrote:
even if it was a male alien


All Xenomorphs are genderless. You have a twisted world perspective little boy.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor is correct. Despite all xeno porn, xenos are asexual, depending on the host of the chestbursters to allow genetic variety.

Only Abe's family, and Aramors (still wonder if they are one and the same), have genders.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, maybe Abe's my cousin...
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