Last single family member

[Zombie]

My brother finally got engaged. This makes me happy. It means he will finally quit acting so irresponsibly and get out of the house.

But the bad thing is, now that I'm the only single person in the family... they will start bugging me to settle down with someone, especially since most of my family married in their early 20's.

Anyone else here ever get the "why don't you have a girlfriend yet?" from family members?

[Metal_Pred]

no, but as advice do this :

sit down with your parents, tell them :I'm gay. While their shocked and awed, say to them : See if I was really gay that would be your reaction, now leave me time to find the right girl without being hassled. There ya go, unless you are one, well then just say the contrary I guess.
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Cogito Ergo Sum....Bitch.

[desert_drum]

[Glory]

I haven't, but I know my boyfriend got that for a really long time... now all of his family is scrambling to meet me O_o;
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[Bounty]

[Dahaka]

I get the why? question from people, although they may not say it. They don't understand it takes time to find someone that can put up with your shit and vice versa, and that women are all evil. Well, not all of them, but a hell of a lot of them get this "I can do better" thing, and spend years chasing vanity and glance over something better cuz they don't like its toenails or tie choice for tuesdays or someshit.

I put someshit in there cuz i'm too tired to continue ranting.
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"For those who believe, no explanation is necessary, for those who do not, none shall suffice."

[desert_drum]

Oddly enough, I managed to go all these years without blaming all men for the fact that it took time to find the right one. However, you can't deny that men do the "I can do better" trick too - and my experience is that when they do it, it's based almost entirely on the woman's appearance.

But hell, who wants anyone, male or female, who acts like that? Consider it good luck that they got weeded out early. Now they can find one another and breed more shallow yuppie scum.
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"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams

[Crotchfire]

Yes, but those shallow yuppie scum outbreed us folks who don't like shallow yuppie scum, and people who don't fit that description are fewer and further between. Eventually, everyone will be shallow, yuppie scum

Perhaps I ought to support government eugenics programs... but wait, every politician in the world is shallow, yuppie scum.

O NOEZ
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The official MILF-masta of the AlP forums.
In addition to my well-documented exploits, my first two initials are MF. Seriously, I'm not making that up.

[desert_drum]

Shhhh, don't tell, but the secret is recruitment. We outlive them too, because we aren't having that first executive heart attack at 36.
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"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams

[Zombie]

[ash_wednesday]

[Alien Destroyer]

i get that from me mom....
i'm the only one old enough to have anyone at the moment
so of course it's all thrown at me...
i just blow them off saying i've got my eye on someone
usually works
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Pwnad!

[desert_drum]

[ash_wednesday]

[Vince Vega]

Don't worry pal, do what I do whenever I need to get out of something: fake your own death. Works for me be it wedding, arranged marriage, or ironically enough, funerals...
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[Hivequeen]

Me and my boyfriend get the "when are you gonna get married?" and "when are you gonna have a baby?" crap occassionally, but more often than not we just shrug and run away. I think our families are starting to learn that we won't.