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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:49 am    Post subject: Old man fight. Reply with quote

I have an ongoing debate....

say Dumbledoor dissed Gandalfs mother and they got into a fight, who do you think would win?




we all know Gandalf is WAYYYY cooler, but is he a better fighter?


btw i dont know where the 'poll' button is.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know who would win, but I think it would look something like this.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well Gandalf did know how to use a sword, so he has that much going for him.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

any wizard that can even hold a sword put way too many points into strength on the starting roll Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it just depends on the game...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gandalf would win for sure, He beat a Balrog, he can beat an old man that doesnt do much.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still don't understand how Dumbledore could trust Snape for absolutely no reason at all, concidering Snape was once a Death Eater.

Gandalf on the other hand, absolutly whupped Balrog ass (and came back from the dead). He wields a sword and a staff at once, can scare ANzgul away, speak to animals, etc.

Dumbledore's magic is more flashy but Gandalf simply needs to put that white orb around him to protect himself (as he does against the Balrog), and then splice the Earth under Dumbledores feet.

If magic doesn't work, Dumbledore is pretty crewed becasue he seems reliant on magic. Gandalf is an old man (300 lives of men old... but he isn't human) and he still carries a sword (a big one at that) in one hand like a baton.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No contest, Gandalf would dominate.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the precious...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gandalf, but then again, he doesn't have a mother if I remember correctly... he's like some sort of spirit or something >.>;
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gandalf would have Potter cryin' for his blankie before the end of round one. Don't forget all the orcs he took out with his staff...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Warrior Alien wrote:
Gandalf would have Potter cryin' for his blankie before the end of round one. Don't forget all the orcs he took out with his staff...


True, but were talkin about Dumbledore.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeez... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gandalf would so kick Dumbledore's ass. In fact, he'd kick his ass so hard, that the Rowling bitch would feel it.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Gandalf is an old man (300 lives of men old... but he isn't human) and he still carries a sword (a big one at that) in one hand like a baton.


Now that makes me question his age... is he 300 years old, or has he lived for say... 300 generations, making it over 3000 years old?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The second one. He says something like "Three hundred of the lives of men" and if you guess that the average livespan around that time is about 80, that makes it somewhere around 25,000 years old. That's pretty dang old.

I don't know much about Harry Potter, but I do know that Gandalf is a badass mutherfucker and pretty much rules everybody. Except for Aragorn, 'cuz, you know, he's the king and all.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

man, NOBODY likes Dumbledoor.....


SPOILER ALERT!!!!

he gets killed by Snape anyway, and Snape we all know is a pussy-ass compared to the might of GANDALF!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

IF you looked at the topic a bit lower saying the SPOILER, you woulndt have put it here. And it you put a spoiler alert, I wouldnt put the spoiler 2 lines beneath it where everyone could see it.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bounty wrote:
Now that makes me question his age... is he 300 years old, or has he lived for say... 300 generations, making it over 3000 years old?


Gandalf lived for about 3000 years, basically the entire third age of Middle Earth. According to official resources.

It couldn't possibly make reference to human lives end on end, as the human life expectancy would be 10 years according to the quote. It also couldn't be making reference to generations unless humans started making babies at around age 10.

The quote in the movie is messed up. Also, techincally, Gandalf was as old as time itself.

Gandalf should have said he lived for 50 lives of men (if he added life expentancy end-to-end, based on a life expentancy of 60 years (however if he counted by the Dunedain life expectancy, he would say 30 lives of men)).
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Garysparry wrote:
man, NOBODY likes Dumbledoor.....


SPOILER ALERT!!!!


CONFOUND IT ALL, WHY COULDN'T YOU PUT MORE THAN JUST ONE LINE IN BETWEEN FOR THE SPEED READERS?? WHY???

...it's ruined now...ruined...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup, fucking idiots are too lazy and/or stupid to relaize you can post spoilers with the following code:

Code:
[spoiler]Your Spoiler Here[/spoiler]

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's like been all over the news and everything, these little kids were saying it when the people interviewed them.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So? who gives a flying fuck? Does this mean that your a little kid that wants to spoil anyones reading?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As I hate Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings is ok, id say Gandalf.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thedevilgb wrote:
As I hate Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings is ok, id say Gandalf.


Unfortunately such an arbitrary desision is unwise. You have to look into the facts, and not your feelings towards the characters.

Trekkie fans like Star Trek more but the Federation would get its ass handed to them by the Empire.
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