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QueenofEville
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 Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:54 pm Post subject: What if WW II was fought online... |
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(Warning: Foul language and leet speak)
I just got this via email. Laughed my ass off. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did. 
Not mine, but copy/pasted for your enjoyment...
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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That's what they should teach in history class.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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well, that was entertaining...
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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That was hilarious. I have a former history major buddy that goes to immediately
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:07 am Post subject: |
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That was so awesome... History of the World... over the internet...
Better now?
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:21 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | That was so awesome... History of the World... on mIRC... |
What was that about teamspeak, then?
<.<
>.>
And just to nitpick, there are other ways to enter IRC, besides mIRC. Assuming it'd be mIRC makes you racist.
Totally.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:19 am Post subject: |
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What are you talking about? Did you quote me and edit my original text? Geez, that's lame... 
Nah, j/k... mIRC was the first thing that popped in my mind... besides a soap bubble... but that would make no sense at all...
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| Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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A game of Warcraft III like that. Hiitler would be the undead, totally, specifically a Dreadlord hero, bloodsuckers.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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reminds me of a map settings game in starcraft were you play out the war
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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Freakin' hilarious...I've seen bits of disturbingly similar conversation in the AvP servers....Damn. Now I'm gonna fall over laughing in the middle of a game. 
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| Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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I've always thought that a lot of online conversations bordered on the inane and mindless (to say nothing of repetitive. And also repetitive. Not to mention repetitive.). I don't know why...please don't flame me unless you're a person who does this:
l33td00fis: LOL
l33td00fis: LOL
l33td00fis: LOL
l33td00fis: LOLOL
l33td00fis: LOL
l33td00fis: LOLOLOLOL
l33td00fis: LOLOLOL
l33td00fis: Lol
l33td00fis: LoL
l33td00fis: lOl
l33td00fis: loL
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...in which case, I couldn't reason with you long enough not to flame me, anyway.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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If I talk during an online game, like Renegade, which is ment fairly serious, I always try to use correct spelling and grammar... I hate it when you have to decode the entire message first... while you're getting shot by some fucktard in a Mammoth Tank...
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| Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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Misspeligns aer very annyoing.
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| Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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Also, yesterday was so funny... me and this other guy were playing Runescape... just cutting down some trees on places were there were at least 10 other players. And we started being real lame. Everytime someone said something, I turned it into a "your mom" joke... like this:
Some dude: "Buying rune axe"
Me: "Your mom is a rune axe"
Some dude: "Omg wtf you are lame stfu n00b"
Friend of mine: "And she's cheap!"
And some of the people there got really annoyed, while I had the impression other's were really "rofl"-ing.
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| Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:37 pm Post subject: out of my mind |
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your mom left an impression on my bed
what? O.o stfu n00b!
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:40 am Post subject: Re: out of my mind |
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| Dahaka wrote: | | your mom left an impression on my bed |
Hmm, you should fix that... could get real annoying... stupid impressions...
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| Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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I'm sorry but...
Your mum could get really annoying!
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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Your mom has a sore butt!
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| Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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Well, this topic deteriorated fairly quickly, even for the General B.S. forum.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, true... I'll stop it...
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| Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:20 am Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: |
Me: "Your mom is a rune axe"
Some dude: "Omg wtf you are lame stfu n00b"
Friend of mine: "And she's cheap!"
And some of the people there got really annoyed, while I had the impression other's were really "rofl"-ing. |
Funny..i'd be the one saying the mom joke..not that it was me or anything since i don't game online..but still...
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