what would an alien look like if it was half dog?

Aramor · Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:26 am Post subject:

Well, someone should slap those beings then...
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Munan · Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:35 am Post subject:

Many have. Repeatedly. There's just no talking or slapping sense into some beings.
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"we like to watch"

Aramor · Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:41 am Post subject:

Have 'em sodomised by some bald skinheads...
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Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:40 pm Post subject:

What number be George? I think he be the 69.
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Munan · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:24 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:37 am Post subject:

He wants to know whether his snotty/sheepy friend is the One or the Two, or as he sais the SixtyNine...
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Munan · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:16 am Post subject:

George is alone, because he is so repulsive, nobody wants to play with him.

God forbid there'd be 69 of him!

(edit). *Munan takes of his pirate hat and stops being a fox*

But seriously, I'd like to discuss with you the consequences of a possible Luxemburgian "no" to the European Constitution for the wood trade with Canada.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:23 am Post subject:

Munan · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:25 am Post subject:

Laughing at a possible transatlantic war with the Netherlands in between is not very serious...
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:30 am Post subject:

Yeah right, as if Canada were to attack Luxemburg... that would be on the same day the pope decides to listen to Marilyn Manson...
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Munan · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:32 am Post subject:

He does. It does infuriate him, but it gives him the energy to strike out at Harry Potter. The poor boy.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:33 am Post subject:

What's Harry Potter doing in striking distance of the pope?
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Munan · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:35 am Post subject:

trying to discuss the distinction between good and evil.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:40 am Post subject:

Munan · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:45 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:53 pm Post subject:

I don't know if you've ever played Fallout: Tactics, but they have some good Canadian Invasion jokes...

Like this one.

Hmm, in-game it's better, especially because the pictures don't work...

And then there's one called "Canadian Invasion Recreationists". You just see some people standing there, then all of a sudden they move to the north side of a line in the sand, then they count down and then they run across the line... and apparently that's the Canadian Invasion...

I laughed my ass off... then I drove over them with my jeep...
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Metal_Pred · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:51 pm Post subject:

Woo woo woo, back up, whats wrong with Canada? Watch what ya say or your gonna have a legion of Pirates on yer, Yar har Ar!
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Cogito Ergo Sum....Bitch.

Warrior Alien · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:15 pm Post subject:

*holds up FROST by his back leg and begins drenching him with a good bottle of BBQ sauce* Wow...it's entertaining to sit back and watch the topic change......anyone else up for some lamb chops?
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angelusraptor · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:27 pm Post subject:

lamb chop's fine, but you do have some live goats now, do you? dead lambs aint fun, with cold blood and all...
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Warrior Alien · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:32 pm Post subject:

Goats are just to chewy to me...but yeah you can have what's left of the goat in the fridge. More sheep for me. Very Happy

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angelusraptor · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject:

oh, what i meant was live ones... u know? with still beating hearts, cos i don't really like the cold lifeless blood, it's pretty boring... me like live ones to drink the warm blood... hehe Cool

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Warrior Alien · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:45 pm Post subject:

Of course it's boring...why do you think the goat's still in the fridge? Laughing

Nah, I'm afraid there aren't any live ones around here at the moment.....*still BBQing FROST*
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angelusraptor · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:47 pm Post subject:

damn... oh well, cold blood shall do ^.^ are you done with the bbq sauce? Cool

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Warrior Alien · Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:59 pm Post subject:

Sure thing! It's my own recipe....I like my stuff spicy Cool

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