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| ash_wednesday wrote: | | Bible thumper... |
Not even on my worst day. Assuming my profile isn't clue enough, try this.
Edit: I can't believe I found the whole song out there.
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| desert_drum wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: | | Bible thumper... |
Not even on my worst day. |
lol 
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:46 am Post subject: |
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| desert_drum wrote: |
Beeeee-caaaaaause....
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate. |
I always wonder how they got a children's choir singing that one.
God must've killed quite some kittens that day.
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British comedy at its best....
Beat the meat
Shake the snake
polish the rocket
sand the pipe
roll your sausage dice
meet ms. PALMer
absolutely charming!
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Aramor
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:53 am Post subject: |
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| Garysparry wrote: | British comedy at its best....
Beat the meat
Shake the snake
polish the rocket
sand the pipe
roll your sausage dice
meet ms. PALMer
absolutely charming! |
Burp the worm.
I found a website once with really a lot of ways to say you're masturbating. Stuff like shooting the one-shot yoghurt gun, and stroking the one-eyed purple headed snake etc etc...
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:25 am Post subject: |
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Slap the monkey
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:27 am Post subject: |
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I thought it was spank the monkey...
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It was.
Now it isn't.
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| Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:28 am Post subject: |
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Well, change it back then... I refuse to slap the monkey...
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this is beyond my powers
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Your mom is beyond your powers.
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| desert_drum wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | Damnit God! Why must you make us feel so bad when we masterbate? |
Beeeee-caaaaaause....
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate. |
The thing that made me really admire the Pythons was the fact that they made a whole shiteload of children sing about sperm. I mean... wow.
I look up to them.
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| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | The thing that made me really admire the Pythons was the fact that they made a whole shiteload of children sing about sperm. I mean... wow.
I look up to them. |
Well, children and sperm are close together... I mean, the one moment you're just swimming in some unknown cave, adventuring the area, until you come up to this big egg-like thingy... you then race for it and enter it... then you wait a while and before you know it your sucking the milk out of some woman's breast...
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that's a very male-o-centric view of things, Aramor!
Because you know, it could also be, one moment you're a happy eggy egg sitting in a cave, grooving to a pulse and the next moment, some slimy, writhering creature bumps into you, even melts with you (EEEEEEeeeew, gross!) and nine months later you're sucking milk.
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Well, we were talking about children and sperm...
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There's sperm in my version as well, it's just not in the hero's role.
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Hmm, interesting how you perceive fertilization as a disgusting act of violation, munan...
Anyway, can we please stop imbuing single-celled organisms with consciousness now?
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| Blaster wrote: | Hmm, interesting how you perceive fertilization as a disgusting act of violation, munan...
Anyway, can we please stop imbuing single-celled organisms with consciousness now? |
What's the matter? Feeling threatened by the thought of it? You think you're way of life is endangered when all the single-celled orga(ni)sms become sentient beings?
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| Blaster wrote: | Hmm, interesting how you perceive fertilization as a disgusting act of violation, munan...
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I was just trying to turn what Aramor said around.
Also, yes, if you look at it from a human perspective, it looks like a disgusting act of violation.
So does crocodile sex, by the way.
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So does a slutty hentai whore, being raped by a Predator with an extremity I don't think it should possess...
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You were the fastest of a few million sperm.
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So were you... we should actually all be proud of ourselves...
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We all got gold medals...
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But that's what I'm trying to say: "you" were not a sperm cell anymore than "you" were an egg.
It's like - what the hell - Facehuggers and Xeno's. A facehugger is an entirely different species that fulfills a role in the perseverance of the species itself.
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I never said I wasn't an egg... but it's just the fact that you were the fastest of a million sperms is more noteworthy than that your just the one egg that decided to get furtilized...
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