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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:43 pm    Post subject: Probably safe for work, but definitely adult Reply with quote

http://www.hootisland.com/text/erot/

The whole site is a riot, but this is the best.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

damn..got blocked at work...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorite? "Gripple". Gotta love it.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm rather fond of "vagenius." Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good stuff. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ejacduration (ee-JAHK-dur-AY-shun) n. The elapsed time between the perception of semen as a fiery, sensuous, pumping flood of animalistic lava and the perception of semen as a cold, sticky, runny, disgusting goddamn nuisance, usually about forty-five seconds (your time may vary).

Try like a fifth of that.
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