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ash_wednesday

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:23 am Post subject: Alien poo |
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When aliens take a crap, what does it look like? Is it the stuff they put on the walls to make the nest? _________________ "You're lucky attacking ends the spell or I would smack the crap out of all of you."
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Aramor

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:46 am Post subject: |
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I think so... _________________
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Mr Xeno

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:16 am Post subject: |
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even the cocon thing poor hosts, no wonder they screm when
they wake up _________________ 2 beers, or not 2 beers, thats the question?
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angelusraptor

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:00 am Post subject: |
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could be their saliva too. but i'm really wondering what about the bone walls. cause i doubt the saliva can harden to bone.. or maybe i'm missing something, i don't know... _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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Mr Xeno

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:09 am Post subject: |
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shit+saliva=bone wall or somthing _________________ 2 beers, or not 2 beers, thats the question?
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angelusraptor

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:14 am Post subject: |
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| Mr Xeno wrote: | | shit+saliva=bone wall or somthing |
interesting formula. i'll keep that in mind. so the marines of Aliens were heading into a large shit-filled Xenomorph Hive? haha, inda cool, yet gross at the same time... _________________ Certified Evil Bastard. Serving your cuppa at Starbucks Terminal One Arrival Hall, Singapore. The one who started Premium Evil's tea. |
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Aramor

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:16 am Post subject: |
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Well, in Alien: Resurrection you see an Alien spitting... at Christy, and his face starts to burn/melt/whatever. So their saliva is just as their blood I think... unless that Xeno just happened to have a bloody nose and accidentally sneezed... _________________
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ryguy5000

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:28 am Post subject: |
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hahaha, yeah, but thats also the movies being inconsistent with what their aliens can do...director french guy and that dude who wrote Buffy the Vampire slayer took some weird liberties with resurrection......the tongue that can move back and forth as well as in and out??????
Here comes the major nerd-ness....In a summer class we had to analyze a certain bit of "sci-fi" and see if it was actually possible...we chose the xenomorph, and we figured that those things on its back were like vents...exhaust pipes, because the thing is constantly processing heat from the acid in its blood, in fact it needs heat to live, hence all the hot places it comes from......so their poop...is heat!!
how lame is that.....a xenomorph is a friggin space heater that shits on you. we got an A though. _________________ The door swings both ways |
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Mr Xeno

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:28 am Post subject: |
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saliva is also some kind of healing potion _________________ 2 beers, or not 2 beers, thats the question?
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Aramor

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:33 am Post subject: |
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| ryguy5000 wrote: | | hahaha, yeah, but thats also the movies being inconsistent with what their aliens can do...director french guy and that dude who wrote Buffy the Vampire slayer took some weird liberties with resurrection......the tongue that can move back and forth as well as in and out?????? |
Say that again? I thought they could do that in every movie... _________________
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Mr Xeno

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:03 am Post subject: |
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one queston, when Yautjas slay their prey, they take of the
thier skin, but what do they do with the skin  _________________ 2 beers, or not 2 beers, thats the question?
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Metal_Pred

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:11 am Post subject: |
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| angelus_raptor wrote: | | could be their saliva too. but i'm really wondering what about the bone walls. cause i doubt the saliva can harden to bone.. or maybe i'm missing something, i don't know... |
I have an Alien Comic qhere we see the Aliens using their saliva to stick the hosts to the walls, it seems to harden quickly, it doesnt astonish me for creatures having acid as blood to have hardening saliva. _________________ Cogito Ergo Sum....Bitch.
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Mr Xeno

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:13 am Post subject: |
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but first they have to us neuro toxin on thier victim _________________ 2 beers, or not 2 beers, thats the question?
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Aramor

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:19 am Post subject: |
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| Mr Xeno wrote: | one queston, when Yautjas slay their prey, they take of the
thier skin, but what do they do with the skin  |
Make a suit of it? Tee hee, Buffalo Bill the Predator... _________________
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Metal_Pred

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:21 am Post subject: |
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He either eats it or throws it away, I guess... _________________ Cogito Ergo Sum....Bitch.
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Aramor

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:22 am Post subject: |
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Or takes them home and uses them as a carpet... _________________
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Mr Xeno

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or they us it as a toilet paper _________________ 2 beers, or not 2 beers, thats the question?
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Munan Moderator

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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How come this thread about Alien shit has 16 replies already?
While we're discussing a serious thing like a geek test over at General B.S.? _________________ The Justified Ancient of Mu Mu |
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Simon_Says

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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| ryguy5000 wrote: | | Here comes the major nerd-ness....In a summer class we had to analyze a certain bit of "sci-fi" and see if it was actually possible...we chose the xenomorph, and we figured that those things on its back were like vents...exhaust pipes, because the thing is constantly processing heat from the acid in its blood, in fact it needs heat to live, hence all the hot places it comes from......so their poop...is heat!! |
Acid producing heat. *shakes head* Morons, I'm surrounded by morons. I was in grade fucking five and I knew acid doesn't burn, it only corrodes.
And to second Munan:
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Aramor

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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Well Ellie... Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Arwen, Frodo and me were just having fun together... when all of a sudden Frodo pulled out this bag of what we thought was ordinary pipe-weed... but after we smoked that stuff for half an hour, I don't know what we were thinking... but rest assured, I was the only one fooling around with Arwen... that pervy little Hobbit fancyer Aragorn was way too close with Frodo to think about Arwen, and Legolas and Gimli... well, we still don't know where they are... we found their clothes though... _________________
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Simon_Says

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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Aramor

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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Dude, I just friggin told you. Should I ask Elledan to clean out your ears again? Geez... just go put on a purple dress or something... _________________
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Simon_Says

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ryguy5000

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Acid producing heat. *shakes head* Morons, I'm surrounded by morons. I was in grade fucking five and I new acid doesn't burn, it only corrodes. |
I stand corrected, I never knew that....could have done without the wise-assery though, cockjob. _________________ The door swings both ways |
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Digitaaliklosetti

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| ryguy5000 wrote: | | Quote: | | Acid producing heat. *shakes head* Morons, I'm surrounded by morons. I was in grade fucking five and I new acid doesn't burn, it only corrodes. |
I stand corrected, I never knew that....could have done without the wise-assery though, cockjob. |
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