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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Which channel will you be broadcasting it this time?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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if you are a snow beast, why are you black


I can change the color of my "fur" on a monochromatic scale (is that the right word?). From White to Gray to Black. Helps me hide in the dark shadows of caves and buildings.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

even gay colors
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Define gay colors.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, do tell. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*walks in carrying a small box of crackers* Wow....you guys sure have been busy. After all of the explosions, fur flying through the air, and pirate ships sailing into the sun (not to mention the missing roasted chicken), I figured I should get involved.

Hey bro, nice pinky!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, look at this

*Imitates TriCorder sound*

Captain's log, stardate 3125.254125778 rounded of to the nearest decimal point... my pinky is working perfect... Captain out...

*Imitates TriCorder sound again*

Nifty ey Wink

I could start nibbling on your pinky and accidentally bite it off and you'll get one too... than we can communicate in the geekiest way, known to xenokind...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont have a pinky....*sobs silently*
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What species does Frost belong to???

Attention every peoples. Tonight we will be broadcasting over all holonet channels, subspace communications, and tachyon stations at 9 PM earth greenwitch time, the highly anticipated anal probing and sheep-o-mation and mind scan of Frost, the fur covered cameleon-like snowbeast!

I'm not good at public announcements.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What species does Frost belong to???

Attention every peoples. Tonight we will be broadcasting over all holonet channels, subspace communications, and tachyon stations at 9 PM earth greenwitch time, the highly anticipated anal probing and mind scan of Frost, the fur covered cameleon-like snowbeast!

I'm not good at public announcements.


well done. no, really, if them people get the message across, it's fine Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shouldn't Aramor be planning to nuke China to kill off the rest of the Pandas?

No?

Good.

Oh, Aramor is gonna nuke New Zealand and Ausralia to kill all of the sheep there...

Munan, get the furmobile ready.

Oh yes, and ANgelus Raptor, thanks for speaking on my behalf with the 'everybody was kungfu fighting' thing. It's a long time ago, but thanks.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no problem. i seem to recall that moment, though i don't remember where... oh well =P

destruction of sheep? is AATEOP gonna attack sheep too?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AATEOP exists only as an office building left specifically for Aramor and Invader Jess.

LOFG will take care of this now.

And the kung-fu fighitng thing was actually in this thread... waaayyy back.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it was this one? oh, okies Cool

LOFG vs Sheep. we should make a movie about it... hehe.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, the hive is going to kill the sheep. We're gonna save them little fluffy ones.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm....*recalls last electronic device strapped to body*......I think I'll pass on the robotic pinky......I don't want the chance of being zapped again.

Mmmmm......sheeeeeeeeep...*uncontrolable drooling*
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just incase y'all are wondering...my species doesnt have a name. We were created in a secret weapons research lab in the heart of antarctica (right next to the underground pyramid Very Happy) to be a powerful military weapon. Project DOLLY (named after the cloned sheep). But they couldnt figure out a way to control us and they couldnt contain us efficiently...and so we escaped.

They are about the same height as large human, 6 foot approx., and are covered in a semi-short coat of what appears to be hair. The "hair" is actuallymade out of very thin chitin and has chameleonic proporties. It can be black white and any in between greys. Underneath the fur, they have powerful muscles. They are "small" but they are extremely powerful (like spiderman, if you will), and we are very limber and flexible. They have no eyes, no nose, and no external ears. They see with a certain form of echolocation. They smell with a series of slits in our mouths, like some reptiles and amphibians; and it is a very powerful sense of smell. Their hearing is also quite acute, like a dogs. They have a almost human sized mouth with very primate like teeth; razor sharp canines, incizores, and molars for crushing bone and chewing. They can use their teeth as a weapon, but their most potent weapon is their claws.

Their claws are about 2 feet long and they have two of them one each hand, and also a smaller thumb and pinky fingers, for minipulating objects. These claws are very sharp and virtually indistructable. The claws and their skeleton are infused and braced with Xynamitum A ( a very strong and flexible metal).

They are quite fast and have reflexes beyond a humans. They can run nearly 66 mph. Add this to their ability to cling and crawl on walls and ceilings, and you have a lethal combination.

The part that makes them most deadly is whats on the inside, however. All of their body systems were fine tuned and adjusted by their genetic creators to be 100% efficient. They have 2 powerful hearts that synchronize and pump their cold methane blood. They have an unbelievably fast metabolism and can regenerate from almost any wound, even decapitation. As long as a small part of their brain remanes intact, they will regenerate their bodies in a couple of weeks (most small wounds like gunshots and cuts heal in hours tho). This make them a pain in the ass to kill. A drawback of this, they must consume their body weight in food each day. This does not mean just meat, however. They will eat trees and some walls and floors.

Because of their regenerating properties, they seem to have not lifespan. The older the get the bigger and stronger and more resilliant they become.

They are not born (they breed like most mammals and give birth to live young) ready to kill, but very, well, stupid. However, they gain intelligence rapidly with age. None of the specimens, however can raise above the intelligence of a dolphin or a chimp for safety and ethical reasons. One specimen was created secretly. He was called specimen 1, he was the first of them. Even most of the "in the know" scientists at the GlobalTech lab dont know about him. He was a mistake. The intelligence restrictions wore off on him and he began to think and learn and speak. He is sentient hate the humans for what they made him. He is the leader of his brothers and sisters.

He calls himself Adam (after the first man in the Bible). The humans fear him as Frost.

p.s.-I'm trying to write a book about a team of soldiers who are sent to save the people attacked by this species in antarctica, which they think are aliens or something at first, and are met with peril and deception and death.

p.s.s.-Just in case you were wondering why I know so much about a species i made up.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you do in your spare time?

I suggest a few touch ups:

Methane blood? Confused I jsut dont get it, why methane? That stuff will evaporate at 111.55 kelvin (-161.5 C). Not even the air of antarctica is that cold. And pneumatics are not more efficient than hyrdraulics when it comes to blood flow.

Xynamitum? Do little research into the periodic table and find somthing more realistic. You could use boron carbide. It's used in tank armor, helicopter armor, as well as bullet proof vests. It is has hgih tensile strength (bone has very low strength and very flexible, but it takes huge forces to break boron carbide). Also the components that make it are easily accesible. Altohugh boron is almsot never found free i nnature, you talking about a laboratory. Surely the scientists thought of giving the creature bullet-proof bones?

A creature cannot live indefinately. Eventually the brain will have to stop working becasue it has deteriorated so much. Older bastards may have slower regenerative properties perhaps?

Otherwise, an admirable effort (however cliché). Good work, and good luck. Just be original, be yourself, and don't devolve into cliché too much. Give the story a good twist and you got a money magnet.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just made up the name of the metal right then (although its set in the near future. who knows what kinds of metals could be made then Very Happy). I actually planned on putting more thought into it. Same with the blood. Your right too. Although I designed them to be very cold temp. creatures who could survive outside the facility, while the team of soldiers cant for very long. Does regular old human blood freeze at antarctica like temps?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simon_Says wrote:
Attention every peoples. Tonight we will be broadcasting over all holonet channels, subspace communications, and tachyon stations at 9 PM earth greenwitch time, the highly anticipated anal probing and sheep-o-mation and mind scan of Frost, the fur covered cameleon-like snowbeast!



So get out your pistols
Get out your stones
Get out your knives
Cut them to the bone
It is The League Of Furry Gentlemen
Who are the lackeys of the grocer's machine
They built the dark satanic mills
That manufacture hell on earth
They bought the front row seats on Calvary
They are irrelevant to thee
[...]
And FROST is different from Cro-Magnon man
FROST's different from Anne Boleyn
FROST is different from the Rosenbergs
And from the unknown Jew
FROST is different from the unknown Nicaraguan
Half superstar half victim
He's a victor star conceptually new
And FROST is different from the Dodo
And from the Kankabono
FROST is different from the Aztec
And from the Cherokee
FROST's everybody's brother
He's symbolic of our failure
FROST's the one in fifty million
Who can help us to be free
Because he was analy probed
and sheep-o-mated on TV
*


Come ye, come ye and see it on your holonet channels, subspace communications, and tachyon stations at 9 PM earth greenwich time!


"we like to watch"

(*actually mostly a lyric by Roger Waters)
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roger Waters rules...

Anyhoo, are you expecting me to nuke Australia and New Zealand?

First of all... I'm a Xeno, I don't do nukes...
And two... if anybody messes with those two countries, I swear to Illuvatar, I'll send the entire Hive after your ass!!!

Yeah, public executions... mwuhahaha

When there's something strange... in the neighbourhood...
Who do you call? Frostbusters!!!


Why not use Adamantium for the claws?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Yeah, public executions... mwuhahaha


Remember, 9 o'clock, the Panda and me will have a go at it! Bring all your sisters, I think they will enjoy it.

Aramor wrote:

Why not use Adamantium for the claws?


Dude, I was going to say that, but then I thought... Nnnnnaaaahhh...

Also, I think Adamantium is tm by Marvel.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahum: Another name for Nenya, the Ring of Water that Galadriel bore in Lórien. Adamant is an old word for diamond, referring to the Ring's glinting precious stone.

Tolkien had it first... sortof... Razz

Yeah well, I'm currently inviting a lot of my sisters to come to my hive, especially since that's where the tv is... and a PS2... and a kingsize bed... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alien foam party?

whoohoo, that will sent several of us going!
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Foam party? Uhm, maybe...
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