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PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree with the Irish -- do get yourself checked out -- if you haven't already. The docs should be able to tell you what you could expect based on measurements of the curvature of your eyes. Also, like I suggested and Simon seemed to concur, a different sort of change comes circa the 4-0 and beyond such that your vision may change unrelated to the changes that have led to your current state. Of course, there are other surgeries to handle those issues.

I'm tellin' yah, Vegas is the place. Standing on line to get the marriage license is a trip in itself. One thing we considered was renting out the suite that was used in Rain Man and using that room to have the reception. Turned out to be too expensive, so we rented out the Seahorse lounge at Caesers for a few hours. The bar bill ended up costing as much as the ceremony, etc. Wink Our fault though; we started "approving" the rainbow of colors associated with Johnny Walker. You can do anything though, from renting a restaurant (at any casino) to having an intimate (8 people) ceremony at the top of the eiffel tower replica (Megamind returned it). Also, you don't have to worry about your guests. They can go for the rollercoster at NYNY, see any number of Circque de Soliel Moon Frye, or shoot an automatic weapon in Vegas.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today I tried HoN. After four minutes of waiting for a game, I spent three minutes in game, then decided to just uninstall it right then and there.

Awkward interface. Terrible community. 'Nuff said.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Facebook keeps telling me that I may know teh BernieH.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, this morning I had to work at my assembly line job (I do jobs like that next to my studying to get some extra money) and I noticed something. The more you look at the clock, the slower time seems to go. So I devised a theory to explain it. Here goes:

The Aramor Time-Alteration Theory is based on the following. When you look at a temporal tracking device, the y-rays emanating from your eyes* combined with the tachyon radiation emitted by your brains create a singularity in the space-time continuum which stretches time on a sub-molecular level, causing the visual representation of time to appear slower. This effect is even enhanced in the final stage which begins one hour before your officially done working. During this stage your body creates a protein substance known as Anticipatux which boosts the emission of the tachyon waves. These waves, upon colliding with the y-rays will then create a stronger singularity, called a pluralarity which increases the space-time continuum sub-molecular stretching even more.

Also, the work I have to do is so boring I had time to make up that entire story.

*For more information, read "Y-rays from your eyes, and more stuff your body does just because you want to get into my pants" by Aramor.**

**Also by the same author: "Science. Using big words to get laid".

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^Wow, one of the greatest mysteries of the universe has been solved! Smile

My time using during a boring lesson wasn't as useful today.. I made a tiny sudoku (even though I hate those.. but I've always been a contradictory person..O.o) on the corner of my notebook and filled it while "listening" to the teacher... Whoa, what a story again..
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, that may actually work. It explains the Anticipatux effect better than my "Chronos Hates You" theory.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A propos of nothing, I was doing some random imdb-ing today and something suddenly struck me.

An excerpt from Harrison Ford filmography:
1980 - Empire Strikes Back
1981 - Raiders of the Lost Ark
1982 - Blade Runner
1983 - Return of the Jedi
1984 - Temple of Doom

Has anybody, anywhere had a better series of consecutive masterpieces? That's like the Beatles, only with whips and blasters.

It's time to ask yourself - What did YOU accomplish over the last five years of your life?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a PhD. Less whips and blasters and more blood and sweat. Except for Raiders - that had a lot of blood and sweat.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I got a PhD. Less whips and blasters and more blood and sweat. Except for Raiders - that had a lot of blood and sweat.

Were there snakes and Nazis, though? Exactly.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do fish and Norwegians count?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just barely. You're off the hook. You don't have to think that your life is a total waste of time compared with Harrison Ford's.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Over the last 5 years of my life I got a serious relationship, cut my drinking habit to about 5% of it's original magnitude and finally bought a Zippo lighter!

Ha, let's see Harrison Ford top that.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Over the last 5 years of my life... I procreated twice, got an MBA, published 7 manuscripts, got paid for 800 blog articles and wrote 3 chapters for my company's current product. Not too many whips and phasers, though... besides, "Harrison Ford has never done a bad movie..."


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So I was on a train a few days ago and a girl got on at one point and sat opposite to me, and I swear she looked like Tori Black.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After a quick Google Image Search... Lucky you!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought you of all people wouldn't have to google search her.
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