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| Simon_Says wrote: | | ... and you would know shaving your pubs off is a challenge how? |
Do I really need to answer that question?
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| Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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| I suggest not. |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:52 am Post subject: |
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gillete mach 3 makes shaving funny
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| Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:55 am Post subject: |
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Pavarotti = Hussein?!
NOOOoooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooo...
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Actually, when they pulled him out of that hole, my first thought was "Holy shit, Walter Matthau!"
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| Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:59 am Post subject: |
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| Jesus, he was like the talking bush of fangorn forest. |
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Hey, don't fuck with Fangorn Forest or I'll have some Huorns waiting for you outisde your house.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Hey, I when was I ever fucking around with that forest? sure I was fucking around in that forest but dude. |
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You were referring to Fangorn Forest as though it was part of a certain individual to whom it would not be dignifying to be part of...
Really, who were you fucking with? An elf? Or a dwarf? Are you a dwarf-humper? Ewww... they have like... beards and stuff...
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Fangorn Froest... dude, you knwo, the Fangorn forest, east of Isengard...
My elf girlfriend I met thier had a thing for pandas. Score! |
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The put male and female pandas together in zoos that won't screw to save their species and this one goes all the way to Fangorn forest.
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| Simon_Says wrote: | Fangorn Froest... dude, you knwo, the Fangorn forest, east of Isengard...
My elf girlfriend I met thier had a thing for pandas. Score! |
What makes you think I don't know you weren't talking about that Fangorn Forest? Is there another Fangorn Forest? I never saw it on any of the maps, which I to a certain degree intensively studied...
Yeah, Elfs have weird fetishes... I know a she-Elf who actually likes me... but then I made a little joke about where she could stick those pointy-ears and then she slapped me and left... so, no more she-Elfs for me... it's the Lovely Ladies from Khand for me...
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:18 am Post subject: Re: I hate shaving. |
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| desert_drum wrote: |
Chest hair...good. Back hair...BAD.
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Great..now I have to get ride of my back hairs..maybe I'll wax it off. How about leg hairs?
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You should filter those too...
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| Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:37 am Post subject: Re: I hate shaving. |
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| ash_wednesday wrote: |
Great..now I have to get ride of my back hairs..maybe I'll wax it off. How about leg hairs? |
Leg hair...also good. 
Back hair is just nasty. I couldn't even tell you *why* it is, beyond the fact that I hate getting a handful of it in a hug. Just...ewww.
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My beard doesn't grow as fast as yours at all, but what I do is shave and then let it grow for like two weeks. (My friends have a nickname for me for when I let it grow really long. They call me "His Royal Beardliness". Anyway...) If I tried to shave it with a normal razor, it would hurt like hell. I have a fancy electric razor that works perfectly. I go over it once with the trimmer on there, and it pretty much takes all the long beard down to stubble. Then, the actual razor on it takes the rest off. Then I just wait another two weeks. I hate shaving too, that's why I do it that way. If I was you, I'd probably have a huge ass beard, just because I am lazy.
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wait, im REAL confuzzled... isn't nair a waxing strip???????
damn it, grow beard GROW!!!! i wanna goatee
and anyone know how to get spamware OFF your computer when its on?? COZ ITS ON. and im pissed. THERE IT GOES AGAin!!! more spam!!! aaaaargh
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Search the net hobo. There's bound to be somthing that will help you. And next time, get a spam-blocker, pop-up blocker, get anti-spyware, antivirusware, and stop going to porn sites!
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| hobo wrote: | | wait, im REAL confuzzled... isn't nair a waxing strip??????? |
No, it's a cream that is very close to the worst-smelling thing in the world.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:13 am Post subject: Re: I hate shaving. |
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| desert_drum wrote: | | ash_wednesday wrote: |
Great..now I have to get ride of my back hairs..maybe I'll wax it off. How about leg hairs? |
Leg hair...also good.
Back hair is just nasty. I couldn't even tell you *why* it is, beyond the fact that I hate getting a handful of it in a hug. Just...ewww. |
hear that faint sound? That's my ego crying..sigh I have hair on my back...at least I'm not a fat hairy guy..ewww...
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| hobo wrote: | wait, im REAL confuzzled... isn't nair a waxing strip???????
damn it, grow beard GROW!!!! i wanna goatee
and anyone know how to get spamware OFF your computer when its on?? COZ ITS ON. and im pissed. THERE IT GOES AGAin!!! more spam!!! aaaaargh |
I don't have much spam problems since i installed the google toolbar |
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Or use Firefox, automatic pop-up blocker stuff...
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| Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:32 am Post subject: |
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Ash, is it a LOT of hair, or just a little?
I agree that back hair is none too attractive.. o__o; Roll on treasure trails..
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| desert_drum wrote: | | hobo wrote: | | wait, im REAL confuzzled... isn't nair a waxing strip??????? |
No, it's a cream that is very close to the worst-smelling thing in the world. |
Of course the worse smelling thing is the landfill.
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| Sapphire Phoenix wrote: | Ash, is it a LOT of hair, or just a little?
I agree that back hair is none too attractive.. o__o; Roll on treasure trails.. |
uhm..somewher in the middle of alot and just a little. But hey I can always wax so no real big deal...yet...
Hey..I have a treasure trail..
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