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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy crap, that's awesome. Nothing is cooler than making NPCs kill other NPCs.
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it wasn't awesome, you insensitive bastard! a little girl died a painful death because of me, dammit!
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a few moments in The Witcher where I accidentally hacked down an innocent civvie 'cos it was dark or they suddenly got in the way. Harsh, but they probably shouldn't have been wandering around so late at night.
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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it wasn't awesome, you insensitive bastard! a little girl died a painful death because of me, dammit!


Hey, if the bitch don't put out, she deserves to die.
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn. That was cold Aramor.
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We were talking about a bunch of polygons getting "killed" by another bunch of polygons...

But I can understand Sal's reaction. The first time Dogmeat got killed in Fallout, I went berserk and started shooting the entire town, before loading a previous savegame.
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am a cruel god in Oblivion and Fallout.
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being evil is fun in video games. I especially like Fallout 3 and KotOR for this.
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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a lot of funny shit in Fallout 3. I was in Little Lamplight and Biwwy walked up to Macready. Their conversation went something like this:
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Macready: Not much, just keeping you dumbasses in place.
Biwwy: Kay! See you later!

I don't know if it's just me, but the way it went and how Biwwy was so alright with it just made me laugh.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last night I had a funny game moment. I read an article on Cracked.com about Red Dead Redemption, and the author said he put a hogtied woman on the railroad tracks, which gave him a Trophy.

So, I decided to try it out, see if he wasn't talking crap, like we're used to. Anyway, I went to a church, lassoed (is that how you spell it?) the first nun I saw, threw her on the back of my horse and went to the nearest railroad tracks. I put her down and then waited for the train to arrive. Which took quite a while. So I was shooting birds to pass the time, while the train still hadn't arrived. I threw the nun on the back of my horse again, checked the map to see where the train actually was and then rode towards it, following the railroad tracks.

After a few minutes of nun-laden horse riding, I heard the train coming in the distance, so I threw the nun on the track again, mounted my horse and backed up a bit, because I wasn't really gonna be pleased about having to pick pieces of Holy Skull out of my duster.

Anyway, the train arrived, didn't even stop and splattered her all across the great Mexican desert.

*PING* New Trophy!

Yeah... and then I went to bed, still smiling Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A nun in the Old West is a high-risk job.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I tried to kidnap a prostitute from another village first, but people started shooting at me and accidentally killed her. Nobody made a fuss about me grabbing a nun... typical, ain't it?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They dont give as good head as prostitutes.

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Too far? ;P
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, that one nun I was talking about gave good head. Too bad I couldn't find the rest of her body :p
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It might have been mentioned before(maybe even by me!) but I always find Bloody Mess kills in Fo3 and New Vegas absolutely silly and hilarious. I don't know exactly how it happens, but when I shot that Fiend in the shin, the bullet somehow detached her leg, traveled up to her torso all the way to the left arm that also came off, before exiting explosively through the head, spraying blood, chunks and somehow more than two eyeballs.

Oswald doesn't have shit on me.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's one seriously magic bullet.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
It might have been mentioned before(maybe even by me!) but I always find Bloody Mess kills in Fo3 and New Vegas absolutely silly and hilarious. I don't know exactly how it happens, but when I shot that Fiend in the shin, the bullet somehow detached her leg, traveled up to her torso all the way to the left arm that also came off, before exiting explosively through the head, spraying blood, chunks and somehow more than two eyeballs.

Oswald doesn't have shit on me.


Yeah, the Bloody Mess perk was pretty funny in the first two Fallout games as well. You could hit someone in the groin with some brass knuckles and what you just described would happen.

Or, stab a rat with a knife and watch it explode.
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