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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If it produces more than it consumes?
Incorrect.


You can tell I never took that course.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How the fuck can a country have negative consumption?

i have a hunch that the answer might involve Soviet Russia.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Soviet Russia, production consumes you!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, something like that.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.instantrimshot.com
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This morning my boss ephatically and with no room for misunderstanding said, not in so many words, that the personal hapiness of our staff means nothing to him. He shouted at me like I was a misbehaving child. So I've been pissed all day.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should've kicked him or something...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a good idea. I would be out of a job and in jail. He's petty, insecure and likely to press assault charges.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't put up with shit like that in the work-place. I've always set everyone straight the first time something happens. Saying "I'm only gonna tell you this one time..." is always a good starting point.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got VIP status waiting for me at Nerdapalooza in Orlando this weekend and can't get there. BLARGH!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cutscene in Starcraft 2 keeps hanging. Also fucking audio problems. I need a new card.

*edit* False alarm. Driver update fixed it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My fucking car was stolen!!!

It was parked in a busy parking lot and we had our backs turned for maybe 3 minutes. No one saw anything and when we asked the absent security guards what their excuse was we were told that one was in the bathroom and the other one was shopping. Mad

Spent last night at the police station.

I'm just thankful that it was a car theft and not a hijacking. As long as my family is ok then that's fine.

Still.. doesn't stop me from wishing evil, painful things on the [profanity censored]s!!! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Still.. doesn't stop me from wishing evil, painful things on the motherfuckers!!! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

There you go. I laugh in the face of censorship.

Oh and sorry about the car.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm jealous. The only reason I don't leave my car unlocked at night in the hope that someone will steal it is because I get homeless people sleeping in it then. And they smell. More than the car.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
I laugh in the face of censorship.


I love a man who likes living on the edge Wink

But yeah, sorry about the car. I hope he crashes and dies. Without damaging the car obviously...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I laugh in the face of censorship.


I love a man who likes living on the edge Wink

Can't get enough of me, eh?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Sal wrote:
I laugh in the face of censorship.


I love a man who likes living on the edge Wink

Can't get enough of me, eh?


I'm insatiable Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL I was trying to keep a hold of that last tiny bit of Ladyness I still have left in me.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trying to hold on to something like that over here is like trying to stay on-topic. Sometimes desirable, but most often very impossible Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Trying to hold on to something like that over here is like trying to stay on-topic. Sometimes desirable, but most often very impossible Wink


Well, I guess you have just moved in with your last bit of ladyness.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

While it sucks that your car was stolen, but if you were only going to park it for 3 minutes... you probably should have said, "Damn the Environment! I'm staying in the car and keeping the A/C running!"
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, I am so sick of Microsoft. Since I don't have a desktop machine anymore, I use a usb mobile broadband dongle for my internets. A couple of weeks ago, it started disconnecting itself every 3 or 4 minutes. I brought it into the shop 'cos I thought there was something wrong with it - upgraded the damn thing to the newer model, brought it home and voila, the same issue. Booted into Linux, no problem at all with it. I have to use Windows at the moment cos I'm so close to finishing my thesis that I can't afford the loss of time associated with compatibility issues etc with all my files. So I did a bit of digging on the MS forums, to discover that they recently released a "fix" for 7 that checks to see if your usb devices are being used, and if not, powers them down. Great if it's a memstick or something, a bit pants if it's your internet connection. Apparently, some XP users went through a similar issue a couple of years ago. So in order to keep my connection running, I have to keep a script going that checks the contents of my dongle's storage drive every couple of minutes so windows knows it's being used.

Firstly, there are more than a few mobile internet users that run Win7 with the same issue out there now, so sort your bugfixes out properly before you implement them you fuckers. And secondly, rather than stealth updating my system, why not tell the end user what your mystery updates are doing to their computer, so they can anticipate any problems.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Man, I am so sick of Microsoft. Since I don't have a desktop machine anymore, I use a usb mobile broadband dongle for my internets. A couple of weeks ago, it started disconnecting itself every 3 or 4 minutes. I brought it into the shop 'cos I thought there was something wrong with it - upgraded the damn thing to the newer model, brought it home and voila, the same issue. Booted into Linux, no problem at all with it. I have to use Windows at the moment cos I'm so close to finishing my thesis that I can't afford the loss of time associated with compatibility issues etc with all my files. So I did a bit of digging on the MS forums, to discover that they recently released a "fix" for 7 that checks to see if your usb devices are being used, and if not, powers them down. Great if it's a memstick or something, a bit pants if it's your internet connection. Apparently, some XP users went through a similar issue a couple of years ago. So in order to keep my connection running, I have to keep a script going that checks the contents of my dongle's storage drive every couple of minutes so windows knows it's being used.

Firstly, there are more than a few mobile internet users that run Win7 with the same issue out there now, so sort your bugfixes out properly before you implement them you fuckers. And secondly, rather than stealth updating my system, why not tell the end user what your mystery updates are doing to their computer, so they can anticipate any problems.
/rant


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL. 110111 110111! Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hrm. There should be a setting in power options that disables disabling usb device that are not in use. Unless I'm mistaking this for something else.
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