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Ms be Havin



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:41 am    Post subject: Noob here Reply with quote

Ello! Very Happy

So stoked that I've actually found a community of people I can relate to! Woot!

I've been going through some of the posts and, seriously, if I asked my friends and family questions like that they'd all back away very slowly. They dont get my tastes..

I fucking love Alien and Predator! I tend to obsess... Embarassed

I live down in the miserable depths of Africa. South Africa. We've just had the new Predators movie released last week and I haven't watched it because it's not showing ANYWHERE in my area!! Nowhere in the city. It sucks! I must now use what little patience I have and wait for the dvd.

Anyway.. please be gentle. Dont rip me apart. I belong here (I hope) !!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi! Welcome to the forums!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome. Have fun Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

привет!))))
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dont look predators)))) save your time))))
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome aboard.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hello.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yo.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Sup.
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dont look predators)))) save your time))))

I heard it was watchable...?
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

welcome mate
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks guys! Smile

Yeah, I've heard it will be worth my time. Quite a fun movie apparently. Will see!
I gave up possibly the only chance I'll have to watch it at the cinema this past weekend.
If I was alone I would have definitely gone but being a wife and a mother of a toddler I couldn't. I had thought of just leaving them in the middle of the centre but my husband would have never forgiven me for abandoning him LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have the toddler eat something heavy and sleep-inducing. I understand drinking warm milk also helps.

Then take the kid with you to the movies under your clothes, pretending it's a disgusting growth.

It would also help if you walked kind of hunched and carried a bit of curry sauce powder under your tongue. Then anytime someone questioned your horrible disability, you could give them a dirty look and drool a little bit of coloured goop. Foolproof.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digit's guide to raising children and avoiding child service accusations.

Now with a 15" bobblehead!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZOMG ROTFL!!1
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh god. She has unleashed the beast.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:26 am    Post subject: Re: Noob here Reply with quote

Ms be Havin wrote:

I live down in the miserable depths of Africa. South Africa.


I'm still waiting for a District 9 joke, people.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was thinking more of a Lethal Weapon 2 joke...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was actually just going to ask what part of Saff you're from - my folks are from there.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was going to use the word "vuvuzela" in a clever phrase, but I haven't come up with anything as of yet.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
I was going to use the word "vuvuzela" in a clever phrase, but I haven't come up with anything as of yet.

Nah, just make the sound.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
I was going to use the word "vuvuzela" in a clever phrase, but I haven't come up with anything as of yet.


That indicates only that you are still sane.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well considering I'm actually an alien here... most jokes wont work Very Happy
I am, however, legal. Just very confused. Originally from England, moved here when I was a child.

Aurelyn, I live in Pretoria, Gauteng. Where are your folks?

And I never actually appreciated the vuvuzela. I hated it until I decided to be a sport and get one. I now appreciate it. Amazing how millions of people around the country can get them right but I can't. My two year old gets better noises out of them than I do! Embarassed

A vuvuzela joke for you. Even though it's lame!

Did you hear about the dyslexic woman who was too afraid to go to South Africa for the World Cup? She heard she would have to blow the Zulu Fella..

Razz

No... they're horrible.. I still have a headache from that damn WC!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Ms. My da's from Fish Hoek, down on the Western Cape. My ma grew up in Jo'burg.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet she used to hum to "Johannesburg" by Gil Scott-Heron.
Oh, yeahhh...
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