What made you laugh today?

Aurelyn · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:12 am Post subject:

You mean Ghana's last-second of extra time missed penalty surely?
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:58 am Post subject:

That too.
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Alternate Spideygal · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:08 pm Post subject:

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:2248066#first_comment

God damn I love Spill.com. Drunken Negro face cookies for Obama!
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Aurelyn · Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:41 pm Post subject:

Newest registered user: Asian Goods.

Spambot, or legitimate user - only time will tell...
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Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:47 pm Post subject:

Well it didn't post yet. Most spambots just go straight for it.
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Aramor · Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:23 pm Post subject:

Maybe his last name is Goods and he's from Asia... who knows?
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Ipsa · Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:12 pm Post subject:

Dog thought he would clean out the cinder brick. And then he ate some of whatever was inside it.
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Aramor · Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:46 pm Post subject:

He didn't get stuck, did he?

Talking about dogs, this morning I was feeding my girlfriend's dog. I put the food in the bowl, then told her she (the dog, not the girlfriend) could eat. Now, this dog is not like normal dogs, you have to order her to eat, otherwise she won't take a bite. Once she starts, it's all good, but that takes a while. Anyway, I was telling her it's okay to start eating and what does she do? She starts licking the sides of the bowl. It looked really quaint.
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Ipsa · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:12 am Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:40 am Post subject:

Hmm, that would be a really subtle hint then Razz

But she always does that... I'm gonna feed her and walk her in a couple of minutes, let's see what she does when I do clean the bowl first Wink

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Digitaaliklosetti · Gender: Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1850

I was walking home in a giddy mood today. Some old crazy looking lady went "Hey!" and motioned me to stop and listen. She did that hilarious righteous anger judgmentface that only old people can do and said "I know what shYOUUUU've *done*!"

I'm not sure what she's caught me doing, but I cracked up then and there.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:45 pm Post subject:

Maybe she's related to the old woman you wanted to use as Batman wings?
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Simon_Says · Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:03 am Post subject:

Some days just don't start off well.
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Smiley · Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:17 am Post subject:

This made me laugh, then my head exploded.

Volkswagen does it again
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Simon_Says · Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:53 am Post subject:

Windows 8. I've checked it out on a virtual machine.

It's fucking retarded.
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Ipsa · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:34 pm Post subject:

Abridged Prometheus
Don't read if you've not seen the movie.

Lots of ducks.
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cfos · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:25 pm Post subject:

I think that's more than "Lots" Laughing

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Ipsa · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:55 pm Post subject:

Also, this.
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:29 am Post subject:

First of all, I have an alarm on my telephone with the "Afro circus" soundclip from Madagascar 3.

Secondly, after I wake up I always put on Planet Rock on my telephone (it's a British radio station).

Now, this morning I managed to get out of bed before my alarm went off, so I turned on Planet Rock and started going about my daily business. Then they were about to give the traffic report when all of a sudden my alarm went off.

It went like this: "And now, travel and traffic" *tata tatatatatataaaa CIRCUS*
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Aurelyn · Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:58 am Post subject:

@Ipsa. That abridged Prometheus just made my day. Damn, I hated that movie...
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Ipsa · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:27 pm Post subject:

Aramor · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:59 am Post subject:

I've been programming too much lately. I just wrote a post in that "Holy shit people are still posting here" topic or something and after writing a sentence I pressed Ctrl+S...
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

People on Tumblr are talking about why "nigger" is such a bad thing to say out of context and/or when you just think it's funny, and the losing side is a teenaged white girl who says it's not a big deal unless you make it a big deal.

This is an argument probably meant for Munan's soap box, but I just thought the whole thing was hilarious. The way she reacts to people being offended by her "clever use" of "jokes" is idiotic - it's like calling a guy an asshole and then blaming him for being offended when clearly he doesn't have an asshole.

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