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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You mean Ghana's last-second of extra time missed penalty surely?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That too.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:2248066#first_comment

God damn I love Spill.com. Drunken Negro face cookies for Obama!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Newest registered user: Asian Goods.

Spambot, or legitimate user - only time will tell...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well it didn't post yet. Most spambots just go straight for it.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe his last name is Goods and he's from Asia... who knows?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Face in a brick
Dog thought he would clean out the cinder brick. And then he ate some of whatever was inside it.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He didn't get stuck, did he?

Talking about dogs, this morning I was feeding my girlfriend's dog. I put the food in the bowl, then told her she (the dog, not the girlfriend) could eat. Now, this dog is not like normal dogs, you have to order her to eat, otherwise she won't take a bite. Once she starts, it's all good, but that takes a while. Anyway, I was telling her it's okay to start eating and what does she do? She starts licking the sides of the bowl. It looked really quaint.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He didn't get stuck, did he?

Nah. He was just clearing some space. In a cinder brick.
Maybe the gf's dog was just cleaning it? Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, that would be a really subtle hint then Razz

But she always does that... I'm gonna feed her and walk her in a couple of minutes, let's see what she does when I do clean the bowl first Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was walking home in a giddy mood today. Some old crazy looking lady went "Hey!" and motioned me to stop and listen. She did that hilarious righteous anger judgmentface that only old people can do and said "I know what shYOUUUU've *done*!"


I'm not sure what she's caught me doing, but I cracked up then and there.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe she's related to the old woman you wanted to use as Batman wings?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
I was walking home in a giddy mood today. Some old crazy looking lady went "Hey!" and motioned me to stop and listen. She did that hilarious righteous anger judgmentface that only old people can do and said "I know what shYOUUUU've *done*!"


I'm not sure what she's caught me doing, but I cracked up then and there.

That actually happened to me once, but it was this old guy in the Philippines. He thought I was stealing candy.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some days just don't start off well.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This made me laugh, then my head exploded.

Volkswagen does it again
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Windows 8. I've checked it out on a virtual machine.

It's fucking retarded.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Abridged Prometheus
Don't read if you've not seen the movie.

Lots of ducks.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that's more than "Lots" Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, this.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First of all, I have an alarm on my telephone with the "Afro circus" soundclip from Madagascar 3.

Secondly, after I wake up I always put on Planet Rock on my telephone (it's a British radio station).

Now, this morning I managed to get out of bed before my alarm went off, so I turned on Planet Rock and started going about my daily business. Then they were about to give the traffic report when all of a sudden my alarm went off.

It went like this: "And now, travel and traffic" *tata tatatatatataaaa CIRCUS*
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

@Ipsa. That abridged Prometheus just made my day. Damn, I hated that movie...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurelyn wrote:
@Ipsa. That abridged Prometheus just made my day. Damn, I hated that movie...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been programming too much lately. I just wrote a post in that "Holy shit people are still posting here" topic or something and after writing a sentence I pressed Ctrl+S...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

People on Tumblr are talking about why "nigger" is such a bad thing to say out of context and/or when you just think it's funny, and the losing side is a teenaged white girl who says it's not a big deal unless you make it a big deal.

This is an argument probably meant for Munan's soap box, but I just thought the whole thing was hilarious. The way she reacts to people being offended by her "clever use" of "jokes" is idiotic - it's like calling a guy an asshole and then blaming him for being offended when clearly he doesn't have an asshole.
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