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I know it's probably really old by now and everybody knows it, but I couldn't stop laughing when I heard Big Balls by AC/DC on the radio.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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Such a great song.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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This.
So much over so little
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| Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:04 am Post subject: |
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Hahahaha I love the race topics, always ends in laughs.
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Hahaha, awesome.
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| Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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Timesplitters: Future Perfect made me laugh this morning. I was doing some of the arcade league matches, and one description was something like this:
There's a gang war in the metro. Who's going to win? The computer geeks, the circus freaks or poor little Hans. Don't laugh, you get to be Hans.
Yeah...
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| Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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Today's comic made me laugh.
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| Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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Today's comic. "Get away from him you bitch!" 
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| Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Aurelyn wrote: | | "Get away from him you bitch!" :) |
DEFENESTRATED!
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| Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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That word makes me laugh 
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Just barely passed my advanced driving test. Apparently you're supposed to signal anyway on one-way turns, have both hands on the wheel (in a manual transmission car), and you can't turn slightly when you're pulling out into the intersection for a left-turn.
More than 75 points and I'd be disqualified. I got 75. Woo woo!
The beauty of it is that now you can drive with one finger on the wheel and one leg out the window and no one will bat an eyelid.
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Stupid check engine light came on last night. I got a rental. It's clean and with half a tank o gas, but it isn't the same.
lol
I posted this in the wrong thread.
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And to think I'm considering moving to Norgie-land in the autumn. I'm definitely going now!
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One of the female servers at work grabbing my ass while I was trying to talk to a chef from another kitchen on the complex today. It made me completely forget what we were talking about. I thought it was pretty funny, he couldn't stop laughing.
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:58 am Post subject: |
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Translates to father's day, since vader is the Dutch word for father.
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^That's win.
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| Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:45 am Post subject: |
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I know. I found one at work, so I took it with me and when I was home I told my dad with a straight face "I hope you don't mind, but I already got you a present for father's day" and gave him that postcard. And then we both laughed.
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Uruguay jus' conquered 'dos fookin' prawns, man.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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More hilariously, Spain lost to Switzerland. Lawlz.
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That game just seemed to be a matter of luck for both teams. That Swiss goal was a really nasty, ugly one. And the Spanish were beating down pretty hard, it's just the dice didn't seem to favour them.
I love the commentator we have for these games. He made a comment about the SUIvESP game. | Quote: | | There's going to be a new Inquisition to investigate what just happened today. |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | I love the commentator we have for these games. He made a comment about the SUIvESP game. | Quote: | | There's going to be a new Inquisition to investigate what just happened today. |
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Haha, nice. That's way better than the ones we got overhere:
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NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!
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James Joyce.
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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Ghana's stoppage-time goal.
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