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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal said he's revoking his vote for Aurelyn. So that probably means Ipsa wins in any case. |
no i didn't. i merely made a jocular remark pertaining to the apparent lack of interest among voters in my humble self.
not that i have anything against Ipsa as a moderator. on the contrary, i believe having a female superior is superhot.
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Wait. What?
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He wants to be introduced to your whip and chains, that's all.
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| Sal wrote: | | Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal said he's revoking his vote for Aurelyn. So that probably means Ipsa wins in any case. |
no i didn't. i merely made a jocular remark pertaining to the apparent lack of interest among voters in my humble self.
not that i have anything against Ipsa as a moderator. on the contrary, i believe having a female superior is superhot. |
Though I sense sarcasm, I do believe that both Ipsa and Aurelyn have assumed the responsibility of the "red pen" and because of such, they are easily thought of as replacement moderators.
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| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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the battery in your sarcasm detector must be dead, cfos.
so anyways, i think the only way out of this conundrum is for the person (that wonderful, beautiful human being) who gave me the consolation vote to step forward and relocate the vote to Aurelyn or Ipsa, thus tipping the scale in either direction.
either that or we'll have to stage a tiebreak in the form of an epic spelling bee!
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It was my sympathy vote, I can't recast my vote since I don't know any of you very well, I just didn't want you to get zero votes. 
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| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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and for that, my friend, the heavens will smile upon you one day, surely.
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| Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:36 am Post subject: |
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| Sal wrote: | the battery in your sarcasm detector must be dead, cfos.
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No, no, Sal. It is still charged. Here, I'll demonstrate my sarcasm in use (detector and use utilize the same power source):
You have to understand that I know you are Polish and kinda sensitive to the fact (see reverse Polish notation posts). Being American, I am well versed in slurs, taunts and stereotypes (though Polish-jokes are on the decline as we've become so much more racially charged), so whilst I can see where you may be sarcastic, I am not sure if that is your intention, or because of your Polish heritage, can't tell the difference yourself.
I am trying not to confuse you, being that you have a simple Polish mind (and yet somehow can appreciate Tangled Up an Blue musically and from the written lyrics). 
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| Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| cfos wrote: | | Sal wrote: | the battery in your sarcasm detector must be dead, cfos.
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No, no, Sal. It is still charged. Here, I'll demonstrate my sarcasm in use (detector and use utilize the same power source):
You have to understand that I know you are Polish and kinda sensitive to the fact (see reverse Polish notation posts). Being American, I am well versed in slurs, taunts and stereotypes (though Polish-jokes are on the decline as we've become so much more racially charged), so whilst I can see where you may be sarcastic, I am not sure if that is your intention, or because of your Polish heritage, can't tell the difference yourself.
I am trying not to confuse you, being that you have a simple Polish mind (and yet somehow can appreciate Tangled Up an Blue musically and from the written lyrics). |
why, thank you. your understanding for my innate simplemindedness is especially heartwarming coming from a representative of the all-American Herrenvolk such as yourself.
despite being the rulers of all things living, bombed and soon-to-be-bombed, you are clearly not incapable of acts of grace towards lesser human beings (although i'm aware that in regard to my kind, "human" is a debatable epithet).
as for my perceived appreciation for certain American-born art forms, allow me to speculate that this no doubt stems from being fed as a child on brain cell enhancing McDonald's fat, a decision on the part of my parents (may the American God bless them) for which i cannot be thankful enough.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 am Post subject: |
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Honestly. I'm generally not here that often. May I suggest that this goes to Aurelyn, and I can pick up any overflow if needed?
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I swear, you guys do this on purpose.
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Talk about close: 4-4. Perhaps, this should be settled by a dual.
We could have Nron write a paragraph or two and have the Irish and the Ipsa break out the red pen and go crazy. Sal (being the third) could moderate.
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I have yet to cast my vote...
DANCE-OFF!
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I vote we hold a wet t-shirt contest.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | I vote we hold a wet t-shirt contest. |
if you want to see Aurelyn's manly chest, just tell him, i'm sure he won't mind, a good mate that he is.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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He did give us that pic of him stroking his salmon...
We're gonna miss you, Blaster.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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| cfos wrote: | Talk about close: 4-4. Perhaps, this should be settled by a dual.
We could have Nron write a paragraph or two and have the Irish and the Ipsa break out the red pen and go crazy. Sal (being the third) could moderate. |
Im game. What topic would you like?
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Rain splatter patterns.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | He did give us that pic of him stroking his salmon...
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This one?
Yeah, both of you will be missed.
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I voted for the Irish.
A: He's Irish and I just finished watching the second Boondock Saints movie. (even though Billy Connolly is a Scot)
B: He got da meen skillz as a Spell Checking Weapon of Mass Destruction.
C: I am bored and I am waiting for some chicken wings to finish on the BBQ.
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| Sal wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | I vote we hold a wet t-shirt contest. |
if you want to see Aurelyn's manly chest, just tell him, i'm sure he won't mind, a good mate that he is. |
I was actually talking about me and count. I look damn fine in a wet t-shirt.
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I'm down for whatever, I'm kinda bored today anyway.
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| Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Aramor wrote: | | Sal wrote: | | Aramor wrote: | | I vote we hold a wet t-shirt contest. |
if you want to see Aurelyn's manly chest, just tell him, i'm sure he won't mind, a good mate that he is. |
I was actually talking about me and count. I look damn fine in a wet t-shirt. |
I was thinking about 'shopping both your faces on to some wet t-shirt models, but then I thought about it even more and decided that that was probably the worst idea I've ever come up with. |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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I would take a new picture JUST for you to do that.
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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Hell, I would put on a wet t-shirt just to save you the effort.
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