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SomeGuy

Gender:  Joined: 15 Mar 2010 Posts: 26
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:09 pm Post subject: I Give Up |
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Fuck it, I surrender.
Its clear I won't get what i came for, and I've pissed u all off.
Not that i care, but since not one of you can take anything seriously, at all, I'll just w8 until some of my m8s get it.
So, you win.
You beat "the Brit".
And if thats not enough for you all, you can go fuck your Nrons mother.
I've heard shes pretty damn tight. _________________ System of a Down may not be the best band ever, but Toxicity is definitely the best album. |
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Syn

Gender:  Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Posts: 715 Location: On the road again...
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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Dude... Grow up.  _________________ "When I get home... I am going to do so much fucking cocaine..." |
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Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2010 Posts: 331
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah man, grow up. _________________
| Bloo wrote: | This is aLp, bitch!
It's like the opposite and stuff. |
| Aramor wrote: | | You wouldn't know a quote if one came up and sat on your head. |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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Before I get into my post I know some of you out there have a hard time with any body of text longer than two sentences ([cough]cfos[/cough]), here's the ADHD version:
"Mellow out, Dude."
And now onto the post proper.
SomeGuy, I can see where you're coming from. You came here looking for a little help farming an achievement only to see your request immediately sidelined for a seemingly random and inane conversation regarding bots/ragdolls. You're annoyed that you were ignored, and you're annoyance is being compounded by not getting the help you asked for.
What happened is what we here call 'Random Offtopicness.' This is a loosely run forum. Threads will drift. They're entirely susceptible to hijacking. People will talk about what they want to talk about, and that doesn't necessarily correlate with what the original subject matter is. Frankly, the discussion about your unorthodox first post and subsequent speculation on your nature as a bot and/or ragdoll* proved to be more interesting than your request for achievement farming. For comparison, have you ever been in a conversation with friends where you trying to ask something or start a line of discussion and the subject eventually goes off tangent? Yeah, it's like that. That's all it is, don't feel insulted.
Now as to the matter regarding the supposed 'racial attacks'. | Nron wrote: | | SomeGuy wrote: | | I are teh British. Tea and crumpets. Cheerio. Praise the Queen. Also Stuff | Yeah thats about all I got from that. | Hardly 'haute-humeur'. It's also hardly a 'racial' attack. Or an attack of any sort. It draws upon stereotypes but it's in no way malicious. Why you're getting worked up over it is beyond me. Grow some skin and ease off on the paranoia.
Your reaction however... | SomeGuy wrote: | Fuck the queen, fuck tea and fuck cheerios.
You Americans are the Brit's children, so think of that.
"I am teh American. Mcdonalds. Crack Whores. Praise Bush. Also less important stuff." |
This isn't a 'racial attack' either. But from where I'm standing it is and accusation. Basically, this happened:
| SomeGuy wrote: | | Fuck you yankee prick. |
Following that with such comments as "Not every1 is a redneck, but this IS an American site." (meaning that while not everyone in the world is a redneck, Americans are), "ur all women", "Oh please... Just man up and keep it inside.", then correcting Sal for pedantic reasons and ultimately asking the forum to be a dick to you (someone else tried this before you, we weren't particularly impressed then either), well, don't be surprised that we're telling you to take it easy, take a chill pill, mellow out, etc. or in the case of the Best Album Ever thread, being snarking gits.
We're not pissed off about you. We're not out to get you. If we really did hold something against you, you'd either be a) banned, if you were an actual cunt, or b) told something in the vein of "STFU" (such as "Sit Down Before You Fall Down", the traditional reply to just about anything Nron says). Please notice that neither has happened.
I noticed that you said you're under stress because of exams and coursework. I understand, most of us would. Still, over here, you leave your problems behind at either the login screen or one of the many complementary threads provided in the General B.S. section. No one likes a cranky bastard.
Hopefully we can now put this whole matter behind us.
*I feel like I need to explain why your thread was so quickly hijacked. See, this is a small forum. We have basically just a dozen or so people posting regularily here. The vast majority of new members that arrive either a) spam us (the adbots, though by now they're becoming increasingly human-like) or b) are actual people, but come here, put up a post or two and then simply vanish, never to be seen again (these are the 'ragdolls'). Basically, after years of receiving these two types of members here, with only the very rare exception popping up now and then, we've become rather sceptical of anyone new. It didn't help that your first post was rather odd. I know it may seem stupid to think your post was the result of an adbot, but frankly, we've seen weirder. Many times.
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Woo. Channeling Aurelyn has been an... interesting experience. Though now that I look back, SomeGuy's posting history, which capped off in his second-to-last post calling us all 'Fuckin Rednecks'... well... I wouldn't actually be surprised or dismayed if this guy really was just a troll. No offense, SomeGuy. _________________
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Ipsa

Gender:  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1631 Location: Wherever God takes me.
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: |
What happened is what we here call 'Random Offtopicness.' This is a loosely run forum. Threads will drift. They're entirely susceptible to hijacking. People will talk about what they want to talk about, and that doesn't necessarily correlate with what the original subject matter is. |
Sometimes I think a good number of threads could be pasted together. And it would all still have a flow/mesh because of how things work here. _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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So you're saying... Random Offtopicness runs meta?
Btw, thanks for the demonstration, Ipsa. _________________
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cfos

Gender:  Joined: 01 Sep 2006 Posts: 2893 Location: everyday I'm hustlin'
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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You'll have to forgive Simon. He's been on the defensive ever since that whole torch-lighting mishap a month or so ago. I mean seriously, what was that aboat, eh? Wow. Over two lines. Mark it Zero, Dude. _________________ "If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak." |
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Nron

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 1062 Location: MILF-erd Ohioh!
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:13 am Post subject: Re: I Give Up |
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| SomeGuy wrote: | | Not that i care |
Obviously you do or else you wouldnt be trying this last ditch pitty party.
| SomeGuy wrote: | And if thats not enough for you all, you can go fuck your Nrons mother.
I've heard shes pretty damn tight. |
This is about the only thing this kid has said right. Feel free to fuck her. Im sure my father wouldnt mind being strung out on meth and all.
Though im sure shes far from tight.
See ya kid! Glad to see someone with worse grammar than me. _________________ Clueless and the Grammer Unerw�nschte
| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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Ipsa

Gender:  Joined: 25 Aug 2005 Posts: 1631 Location: Wherever God takes me.
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:58 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | So you're saying... Random Offtopicness runs meta?
Btw, thanks for the demonstration, Ipsa. |
Something like that.
Glad I could help!
You know what's weird? There's snow in Dallas this morning. _________________ "Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!" |
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Aurelyn Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3575 Location: Aw Hell No!
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:04 am Post subject: |
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| Simon_Says wrote: | | Channeling Aurelyn has been an... interesting experience. |
Fuckin' gay!
But well put. I'm proud of you.  _________________ Da Fro-mastah of da aLp Forums!
| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Aurelyn becomes enraged by imbecilic displays of illiteracy, as is his wont. |
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal would know. He stole many jobs from guys named Shaun. |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:42 pm Post subject: Re: I Give Up |
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| SomeGuy wrote: | Fuck it, I surrender.
Its clear I won't get what i came for, and I've pissed u all off.
Not that i care, but since not one of you can take anything seriously, at all, I'll just w8 until some of my m8s get it.
So, you win.
You beat "the Brit".
And if thats not enough for you all, you can go fuck your Nrons mother.
I've heard shes pretty damn tight. |
I can see how this guy would've come to this, us being assholes who hate British people and all, but the closing statement was a little much and really had nothing to do with anything. |
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Nron

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 1062 Location: MILF-erd Ohioh!
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:10 pm Post subject: Re: I Give Up |
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| Bloo wrote: | | SomeGuy wrote: | Fuck it, I surrender.
Its clear I won't get what i came for, and I've pissed u all off.
Not that i care, but since not one of you can take anything seriously, at all, I'll just w8 until some of my m8s get it.
So, you win.
You beat "the Brit".
And if thats not enough for you all, you can go fuck your Nrons mother.
I've heard shes pretty damn tight. |
I can see how this guy would've come to this, us being assholes who hate British people and all, but the closing statement was a little much and really had nothing to do with anything. |
Lol. I could care less. And we dont hate Brits. Hes just a hormonal teenager who takes shit too seriously without first sticking around for a bit to understand the forums and its users. _________________ Clueless and the Grammer Unerw�nschte
| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2010 Posts: 331
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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I know how he feels though. Remember when I joined and I kept butting into conversations and calling you guys names? _________________
| Bloo wrote: | This is aLp, bitch!
It's like the opposite and stuff. |
| Aramor wrote: | | You wouldn't know a quote if one came up and sat on your head. |
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Nron

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 1062 Location: MILF-erd Ohioh!
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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lol no? _________________ Clueless and the Grammer Unerw�nschte
| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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Gender:  Joined: 12 Mar 2010 Posts: 331
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah me either, I just didn't want him to feel alone. _________________
| Bloo wrote: | This is aLp, bitch!
It's like the opposite and stuff. |
| Aramor wrote: | | You wouldn't know a quote if one came up and sat on your head. |
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Nron

Gender:  Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 1062 Location: MILF-erd Ohioh!
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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| count wrote: | | Yeah me either, I just didn't want him to feel alone. |
He is alone. All. Alone. _________________ Clueless and the Grammer Unerw�nschte
| Digitaaliklosetti wrote: | | ...so I could grab at those loose, flappy leathery parts on her arms and pretend that, together, we are Batman.... |
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Bloo

Gender:  Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:46 am Post subject: Re: I Give Up |
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| He's probably long gone now, though. Maybe on s²'s forum or something. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Ipsa wrote: | | You know what's weird? There's snow in Dallas this morning. |
You don't say... the weather's just lovely overhere, although a bit too cloudy. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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Sal

Gender:  Joined: 29 Jul 2005 Posts: 4625 Location: home and such
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Nron wrote: | | count wrote: | | Yeah me either, I just didn't want him to feel alone. |
He is alone. All. Alone. |
that's the second time you make me laugh, Nron.
stop that, i want to keep on disrespecting you. _________________ i have no time for anal love
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal, you're my favourite member again. |
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Simon_Says

Gender:  Joined: 17 Apr 2005 Posts: 6821 Location: Being generally opposing.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:13 am Post subject: |
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| cfos wrote: | | Wow. Over two lines. Mark it Zero, Dude. | Shut the fuck up, Cfos. _________________
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cfos

Gender:  Joined: 01 Sep 2006 Posts: 2893 Location: everyday I'm hustlin'
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:27 am Post subject: |
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And this endith the detente.  _________________ "If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak." |
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Aurelyn Moderator

Gender:  Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3575 Location: Aw Hell No!
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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Aww, and you two were getting on so well. _________________ Da Fro-mastah of da aLp Forums!
| Master Chainsaw wrote: | | Aurelyn becomes enraged by imbecilic displays of illiteracy, as is his wont. |
| Simon_Says wrote: | | Sal would know. He stole many jobs from guys named Shaun. |
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Aramor

Gender:  Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 14131 Location: On a cyborg unicorn pony!
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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The honeymoon is probably over. _________________
| Photoshopperholic wrote: | | Mighty Lord Aramor |
Fail of the day:
| Syn wrote: | | your balls didn't get suck |
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