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Da'Yeyinde
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 Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:38 am Post subject: New here, but apparently registered... LOL |
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I have a bud in Aussie land, who is on here.
ALthough I have read ALP since its odd birth, been there for the twins
growing up.. SO big!!
And now the time traveling chinese delivery guy making life hard for our boyzzzz....
I am here for fun and keeping in touch w/ my buds
Da'Yeyinde
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Aramor
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:56 am Post subject: |
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Welcome. So, who's your bud? Syn?
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:32 pm Post subject: |
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Syn what did have you been told about bringing homeless people here?
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Da'Yeyinde
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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Hey.. I am sooo not homeless. just pantsless.. tee hee..
yea Syn is my bud, we been writing together for years!!
I think I knew him when he was still trying to figure out what a wrench was.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Nron wrote: | | Syn what did have you been told about bringing homeless people here? |
I did haven't did been did told did anything did about did bringing did homeless did people did here. Bitch.
Hey Da'Yeyinde!
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:21 am Post subject: |
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Yeah welcome. Moments like these happen often. My spelling is shit half the time. Fingers too big.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:47 am Post subject: |
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| Nron wrote: | | Fingers too big. |
Try not being a fat American in that case 
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:04 am Post subject: |
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i weigh 230.
And besides i need big hands. How else do you pick up chicks?
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HORRIBLE pun.
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Aramor
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:05 am Post subject: |
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Dude, 230? That is fucked up. You should really hit the gym or something. Or maybe a speeding train.
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I go every morning man. Ive been losing alot of weight latly and i dont know why. Im heading to the doc this weekend.
How di we go from the new guy to my weight issues?
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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Well, if you weigh 230 kilos, how can any discussion not be about it.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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Gonna work it back up to around 275
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Da'Yeyinde
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Uh Nron...
try having a hobby or interest that chicks might like...
quilting, flowers, horses, scrapbooking, reading, plays, acting, out door activities.. pretending to like kids...
I am a girl so sorta know these things...
| Nron wrote: | i weigh 230.
And besides i need big hands. How else do you pick up chicks?
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Aramor
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Does going outside for a smoke count as outdoor activities?
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Da'Yeyinde
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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only if the chicks smoke too
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Nron wrote: | | My spelling is shit half the time. |
which half is it again?
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Both.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Welcome.
| Sal wrote: | | Nron wrote: | | My spelling is shit half the time. |
which half is it again? |
The quoted sentence, at least, looks very normal. |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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I do have a hobby. It involves firearms, taverns and annoying these guys with my spelling.
But yeah i do need to start going out more. Usually just my friends and i.
And that wasnt meant as a serious comment BTW. it was a bad pun.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Bloo wrote: | | Nron wrote: | | My shit is spelling half the time. |
The quoted sentence, at least, looks very normal. |
Look closer...
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Da'Yeyinde
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| Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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And today is my birthday.. the several years anniversary of my 25th birthday...
Don't ask a lady her age....
LOL
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Aramor
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Happy birthday.
Ah, 25. The half of 50. Which is half a century. A milestone in human milestonage.
I'll remember to drink an extra beer tomorrow specially for you.
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| Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Da'Yeyinde wrote: | And today is my birthday.. the several years anniversary of my 25th birthday...
Don't ask a lady her age....
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Ok, I'm callin' Bullshit. If you were a lady celebrating her whatever anniversary of your 25th, then you would have listed "watching ice skating" as part of female preferred activities.
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Da'Yeyinde
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| Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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UH No.. I hate ice skating.. hurts my ankles...
So now your gonna get shocked. that an old lady is hanging out on
the internet and not out at the quilting shows, scrapbooking with her friends, or antiquing with her MIL..
First off I have been a gamer since before you were born, (probably), and still game every saturday with my friends, I also PC game.. so don't give me that shit about where my joystick is.. LOL
I am... 40..yes 40... I have horses, and dogs and snakes and tarantulas and I drive a big truck.. or a toyota celica.
I am only as old as I think I am.. so I pick 12...yeah baby!!
Carol
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| Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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Easy there, Cougar, the intrawebz are not THAT serious... except to Nron (and sometimes Simon who is wont to speechify).
You may be older than me by a year or two, but unless you were a hardcore board gamer, at the age of 2, then you (too) are making assumptions. Also, I said "watching ice skating" not actually doing it. Anyway, sorry if I offended you. I hope you and your partner are happy driving trucks, wearing flannel, riding horseys and not watching The Cutting Edge. 
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