Make a weapon out of...

Aramor · Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:40 am Post subject:

Insert into someone's ear so hard it comes out his other ear. With a metal rod.

Winegums.
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Syn · Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:18 am Post subject:

place a few of them on the ground, when someone bends to pick one up, invoke operation brick.

an ice cube.
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Simon_Says · Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:49 pm Post subject:

Give him a gun and a disapproving audience.

A wormhole. There's such an easy and obvious way to do it but I'll bet no one knows it.
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Nron · Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:50 pm Post subject:

Call in the zergling?
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Aramor · Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:13 am Post subject:

Smiley · Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:25 pm Post subject:

Place it on the bathroom sink of an old person with hypertension and heart issues. Wait for morning piss.

A Post-it note.
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Syn · Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:41 am Post subject:

write something like this on it so it will draw people in :
READ THIS!!...

If you are reading this, then there is a good chance you are about to get bricked in the head.

at that point, invoke operation brick

Kevin Bacon...
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Aramor · Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:29 pm Post subject:

Remind him that there's a Hollow Man 2. Many people will die afterwards.

A cue tip.
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Smiley · Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:19 pm Post subject:

Place the Q-tip in the ear of the world's smallest man, and drive it home with a hammer. Use the hammer repeatedly to make sure the Q-tip is fully inserted into the cranium.

A Hershey bar.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:25 am Post subject:

Give it to someone with diabetes. I think that should work.

A phone bill.
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Give it to Nron.

A drop of cum

Aramor · Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:10 pm Post subject:

Put it on a catholic schoolgirl's sweater. Heads will roll.

A zipper.
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Syn · Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:41 pm Post subject:

Pinch a bit of scrotum in it.

a sock.
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Aramor's #1 Fan · Gender: Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 102

Dip it Aramor's drink.

A pube.

Syn · Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:57 am Post subject:

I don't know, something about forensic evidence in an OJ Simpson case...

A Dying Forum
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:13 pm Post subject:

Install a gizmo in someone that makes his heartbeat the same as the average posts per day.

2 inches of cellotape.
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count · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2010 Posts: 331

roll it into a ball and cram it down someones throat and hold their mouth closed (and nose, just in case).

A postcard.

Simon_Says · Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:26 pm Post subject:

Give a jealous friend a postcard from Mars and watch them drown in their own saliva foam.

The dichotomy of good and evil.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:40 pm Post subject:

Tell it to someone who is really hungover. Then watch him run of a cliff.

A Mars bar.
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count · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2010 Posts: 331

Give it to a diabetic with a soda pop!

A bottle cap.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:39 pm Post subject:

Attach it to a bottle and smash someone on the head with it.

A smashed head.
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count · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2010 Posts: 331

Place it at the top of a dark stairway (insert comical cartoon slipping sounds here).

A placebo.
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Aramor · Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:51 pm Post subject:

Give it to someone who is allergic to placebos.

A comical cartoon slipping sound.
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count · Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2010 Posts: 331

Play it loud enough to BUST SKULLS!

Tiny shards of skull.
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Syn · Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:00 am Post subject:

Load them into a 12 gauge shell.

a leaf.
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