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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Insert into someone's ear so hard it comes out his other ear. With a metal rod.

Winegums.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

place a few of them on the ground, when someone bends to pick one up, invoke operation brick.

an ice cube.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give him a gun and a disapproving audience.

A wormhole. There's such an easy and obvious way to do it but I'll bet no one knows it.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Call in the zergling?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Give him a gun and a disapproving audience.

A wormhole. There's such an easy and obvious way to do it but I'll bet no one knows it.


Have some guy poke his head inside the wormhole, then close it.

A decapitated head.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Place it on the bathroom sink of an old person with hypertension and heart issues. Wait for morning piss.

A Post-it note.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

write something like this on it so it will draw people in :
READ THIS!!...

If you are reading this, then there is a good chance you are about to get bricked in the head.

at that point, invoke operation brick


Kevin Bacon...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Remind him that there's a Hollow Man 2. Many people will die afterwards.

A cue tip.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Place the Q-tip in the ear of the world's smallest man, and drive it home with a hammer. Use the hammer repeatedly to make sure the Q-tip is fully inserted into the cranium.

A Hershey bar.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give it to someone with diabetes. I think that should work.

A phone bill.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give it to Nron.

A drop of cum
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put it on a catholic schoolgirl's sweater. Heads will roll.

A zipper.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pinch a bit of scrotum in it.


a sock.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dip it Aramor's drink.

A pube.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know, something about forensic evidence in an OJ Simpson case...

A Dying Forum
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Install a gizmo in someone that makes his heartbeat the same as the average posts per day.

2 inches of cellotape.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

roll it into a ball and cram it down someones throat and hold their mouth closed (and nose, just in case).


A postcard.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give a jealous friend a postcard from Mars and watch them drown in their own saliva foam.

The dichotomy of good and evil.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell it to someone who is really hungover. Then watch him run of a cliff.


A Mars bar.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give it to a diabetic with a soda pop!

A bottle cap.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Attach it to a bottle and smash someone on the head with it.

A smashed head.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Place it at the top of a dark stairway (insert comical cartoon slipping sounds here).


A placebo.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give it to someone who is allergic to placebos.

A comical cartoon slipping sound.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Play it loud enough to BUST SKULLS!

Tiny shards of skull.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Load them into a 12 gauge shell.

a leaf.
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