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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... Aramor? Don't make me nuke you...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I missed something. Why would you nuke him for buying me a drink? Unless you wanted to buy me a drink yourself... Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First Aramor is able to give you a drink Jess, but not the one he owes me...

So, what do you want Jess?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why exactly is it that I owe you a drink?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dude, I'm Canadian. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Evil or Very Mad

Should I just say that Americans are egotistical bastards who don't give a shit about others, and act like world police so they could get profit?

I can say that America has the most nukes on the entire planet, what impression does that give? Better yet, the americans invented the atomic bomb. Now compare those statements to the fact that Canadians are generally recognized as being actual peacekeepers.

How about the fact that the standard of living is actually better overall in Canada than in the US? Last time I've been in my city's downtown I didn't see alot of homeless people.

So what our souvenir shops are full of maple leaves and beavers? Canadians don't post the fucking flag of their country on their house for all to see.

How many wars has America been in? Let me check... The American Revolution, The American Civil War, The World Wars, The Korean War, The Vietnamese War, The Persian Gulf War, and now the War in Iraq.

Canada? The World Wars, Korean War, and the War in Iraq. But Canada has never declared war, or been the direct victim of war, ever. We also don't give as much attention to our military as the Americans do.

Don't go dissing other nations when America needs a good ass wiping as well. And liquor in this country is not more expensive.


Notice how 50% of that post is nothing but sterotypes.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A good lay. Oh.... did you mean what did I want to drink?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A good lay. Oh.... did you mean what did I want to drink?


Screw the drinks, they won't walk away... what did you say you're address was again?
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cycoclops wrote:
Notice how 50% of that post is nothing but sterotypes.


Exactly. Just the same way Dahaka stereotyped all Canadians by saying 'fucking Canadians'.

What I said wasn't fair, but so is generalizing the population of a whole country.

Let's jsut drop that topic okay?

Aramor, you owe me that drink for making you say 'yippy-kai-yay'.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Screw the drinks, they won't walk away...


I have a feeling they will, with Simon_Says around here.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, good point...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweetheart, you get the ticket up here, and I'd bring ya' home. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, Aramor, I don't think you can resist this.

Careful what you say, Jess. Airplane tickets keep getting cheaper...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, maybe with him up here, I could learn to pronounce my Dirty Dutch words faster. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There you go. Another hidden agenda exposed.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 2:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't help it, I am female after all.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, I gotstoga get my ass over there...

I have a better idea, we both take a plane towards where the other lives, which both depart at the same time (Munan, is KLM anything like the NS? Razz) and then when we're halfway there, we jump out of the plane and meet in mid-air... yeah...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that costs twice as much....

or not when u think about, no-one needs a return ticket. bcoz ur ded. im so smart
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

munan wrote:
There you go. Another hidden agenda exposed.


Somehow, I don't think those are the only things getting exposed.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
I have a better idea, we both take a plane towards where the other lives, which both depart at the same time (Munan, is KLM anything like the NS? Razz) and then when we're halfway there, we jump out of the plane and meet in mid-air... yeah...


Dude, don't get me started about the NS (dutch railway company). Yesterday, I had fucking 1,5 hours delay, travelling from Groningen to Amsterdam, because some punks threw a rock at the train from a bridge, and then I ended up witnessing a very ugly fight with a communist beating up a young nazi -very severely. Finally, I ended up in a heated argument with some young streetwise kids at the nightbusses about...fuck, I forgot

The meeting halfway is a good idea, methinks. That would be Reykjavik, which is a great place for sex.
I know.
I lived there with my Finnish girlfriend.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know what was so funny one day. Me and three of my friends bought a Herfst-tour (that means that during the autumn you can travel across the entire country for only 35 euros or something). That also ment we could travel first class. So we went to the first class compartment and then the ticket guy came over to us, looked at us and said, on a really annoying tone: "And where do you think you're going?". So we showed them our tickets and he said: "Oh... ok..." That was so funny.

We also have this joke that being a janitor on a school is the worst job you could ever have. (No offense to any janitors here) We reckoned that they were just there to remind us what would happen if we wouldn't get our diplomas. So that day, during the Herfst-tour, we figured it out. Being a ticket guy (what's the word again in English?) is just one step up from being a janitor... in other words, they're just janitors who want to get around. (Also no offense to any ticket guys here)
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think, no matter what you just said, both janitors and ticket people have been very offended by the above post.

It's like saying, "dude, you're a complete dickhead. No offense, though"

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not saying someone is a complete dickhead. I'm saying certain people are dickheads and then apologizing for it Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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munan wrote:
There you go. Another hidden agenda exposed.


Somehow, I don't think those are the only things getting exposed.


Well, uh, yeah, uh... yes. I think you're right there.

I mean...

Look at Digitaaliklosetti's avatar *shivers*
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm getting sick of people commenting on my avatar. I don't bug you of your fucking furries, or the general gif. asshattery, that never really dies out, now do I? Seriously, if this doesn't stop, I swear I'm gonna find a nude glamour photo of Don fucking Knotts, rubbing his ass against Andy Griffith, who's wearing nothing but a thong and contaminate the entire forum with it! And don't you think I can't, 'cause I can. Oh yes... I can.


...SO! How about that Theresa Sokyrka?
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