Make a weapon out of...

Aramor · Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:30 am Post subject:

Look at the neutrino, then grab a crowbar and smash your head in.

Enough effort.
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Gain enough effort so that you have extra. The excess effort can then be pushed into the victim's rectum by using all your other effort.

This:

Aramor's #1 Fan · Gender: Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 102

Enlarge it until it becomes the Sun and use it to burn the aLp forum. Someone will be going on a killing spree...

A Pip-Boy

Aramor · Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:38 am Post subject:

Get the good ol' Pip-Boy 2000 and bash someone's head in. Those things are bulky.

A sparrow.
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Lunabella · Gender: Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 420

Breed hundeds of them. Stuff all living sparrows in subjects mouth. Keep stuffing untill there's no sparrow left.

A used tampon.
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Syn · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:52 pm Post subject:

Ram it down someones throat, suffocation by a used tampon, fuck that. I would rather a Pip Boy to the head.

Dog Meats Pup.
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Aramor's #1 Fan · Gender: Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 102

Eat it and get Rad poisoning Wink

The Mysterious Stranger

Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Sharpen it and with enough effort it can be used to slash throats.

A Deathclaw's anus.

Aramor · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:08 am Post subject:

Have someone remove it from the Deathclaw while it's still alive.

A handful of air.
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Azrael · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:27 pm Post subject:

Mix the air with some Phosgene.

A palstic bead.
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Syn · Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:13 am Post subject:

Is that like a plastic bead? If so shoot it out of a length of pipe with a few hundred psi of compressed air... Into a Deathclaws anus...

A Koosh Ball[/quote]
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Frost · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:06 am Post subject:

Tickle a sleeping person's stomach with it, then when they scream themselves awake, cram it down their throats.

A Deathclaws anus...
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

Frost · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:14 am Post subject:

Automatically blows the minds of many players of forum games...

Three pinches of salt and a blade of grass.
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scissors cuts paper... Kiff, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper... and
bring me a rock.
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Syn · Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:14 pm Post subject:

Blow the salt into someones eyes, temporarily blinding them, then give them a couple of bricks to the head.

A Super Mutant, with no arms or legs
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Bloo · Gender: Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 3131 Location: vertigo

...Put your hand in his mouth?

A ghoul.

Azrael · Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:35 am Post subject:

Fire it from a cannon. Strapped with explosives. and sharp things.

A grain of sand.
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Married to SpideyGirl.

Syn · Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:45 am Post subject:

Hit the grain of sand with a growth ray of some sort until it's as big as a car then drop it on someones head and i think it goes: "CAUSAH DA MASSIVE HEAD TRAUMAUH"

Nron.
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Aramor's #1 Fan · Gender: Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 102

Mail him to some high nosed prick and watch as the Nron disease spreads.

A Super Mutant Behemoth

Aramor · Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:41 pm Post subject:

Wait till the Behemoth has to defecate, then place victim at the uhm... "drop point".

Long divisions.
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show it to a dumb person and say if you don't get this, I will torture you. He will eventually commit suicide.

a broken lazer rifle with no ammo.
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Aramor's #1 Fan · Gender: Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 102

Pistol whip someone till they die

Lego

Syn · Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:09 am Post subject:

Melt it down into a shiv and (time for a classic): Sharpen it and with enough effort it can be used to slash throats.

My shitty old Toshiba M100 Satellite laptop with half a busted screen.
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Aramor · Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:14 am Post subject:

THROWAH THAT SUCKA! CAUSA DA HEAD TRAUMA!!!

Or something like that...

Uhm, 150 XP.
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Aramor's #1 Fan · Gender: Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Posts: 102

You reach Lvl 28 in MW2 with that 150XP you needed and unlock the FAL, which is consisted of sheer win (on a side note, I haven't used any other gun after unlocking the FAL; real men use semi-auto).

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