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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hey, stay away from my girl.


Contrary to popular opinions, women are not commodities, and expressions of ownership typically do not carry legal weight.

Not that many people haven't tried.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carlo Sandiego wrote:
Contrary to popular opinions, women are not commodities, and expressions of ownership typically do not carry legal weight.

Not that many people haven't tried.


But what about all those hippity hop songs?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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But what about all those hippity hop songs?


Fitty lied to you Aramor. I'm sorry.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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thank you, thank you. and welcome back, Khushi! if i'd known you'd be returning, i wouldn't have hurried so much with that wedding thing.


Such is life. It's okay, Sal. I still give you lots of love.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carlo Sandiego wrote:
Aramor wrote:


But what about all those hippity hop songs?


Fitty lied to you Aramor. I'm sorry.

Does this also mean that women don't like being called bitches and dirty-ass hos?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh... that would explain why I got slapped so much last week in the bar.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's gangsta, yo.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carlo Sandiego wrote:
Fitty lied to you Aramor. I'm sorry.

I read that as "Fatty."

Carlo Sandiego wrote:
Contrary to popular opinions, women are not commodities, and expressions of ownership typically do not carry legal weight.
Not that many people haven't tried.


I thought that was what marriage was for?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And since when did marriage work?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
And since when did marriage work?

In general? Quite often. Or did you mean as a legal claiming of a person?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khushi wrote:
Sal wrote:
thank you, thank you. and welcome back, Khushi! if i'd known you'd be returning, i wouldn't have hurried so much with that wedding thing.

Such is life. It's okay, Sal. I still give you lots of love.

i can always divorce, you know...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
Khushi wrote:
Such is life. It's okay, Sal. I still give you lots of love.
i can always divorce, you know...

So who's it gonna be? Chainsaw/Satan Crime Wash or Khushi?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know, fuck it, throw my name into the list too.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chainsaw wrote:
If you weren't already married, I'd marry you for this.

Ipsa wrote:
Sal wrote:
Khushi wrote:
Such is life. It's okay, Sal. I still give you lots of love.
i can always divorce, you know...

So who's it gonna be? Chainsaw/Satan Crime Wash or Khushi?

Simon_Says wrote:
You know, fuck it, throw my name into the list too.


i say, let the forum comunity decide, since it worked so well the last time...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I nominate myself.

We can be very happy together. He can get arrested for indecent behavior, and I can avoid being arrested for voter fraud. Perfect couple.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A contest to marry Sal? Easily the thing I least expected to find on the forum to day.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh, I'll join in as well.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um.. do I need to give my own explanation too?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A contest to marry Sal? Easily the thing I least expected to find on the forum to day.

Are you impugning Sal's viability as a marriage prospect?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't really know what impugning means, but I totally agree!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khushi wrote:
Um.. do I need to give my own explanation too?

no need to. your credentials, like being female and stuff, place you way ahead of any other candidate anyway. it's the others that have to prove themselves.

@Munan: yeah, don't you impnug... don't imgnu... don't do that thing you just did!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sal wrote:
it's the others that have to prove themselves.


I got long hair! Not as long as Khushi, but still...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Sal wrote:
it's the others that have to prove themselves.


I got long hair! Not as long as Khushi, but still...


You still have male bits. Well, assuming.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Khushi wrote:
Aramor wrote:
Sal wrote:
it's the others that have to prove themselves.

I got long hair! Not as long as Khushi, but still...

You still have male bits. Well, assuming.

He could tuck, shave, put on some makeup and a dress and we might be none the wiser.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ipsa wrote:

He could tuck, shave, put on some makeup and a dress and we might be none the wiser.


And remember: it's ok to be gay.
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