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Xhydra
January 12, 2007 at 2:51 am

Eventually we’ll be able to send parcels through the internet!

ultimate skoggs
January 12, 2007 at 2:56 am

"I never have to change my clothes!"

Unfortunately, you’ve been wearing the same clothes, bi**

:lol:

Robot Chicken Koko
January 12, 2007 at 3:18 am

Really good one bernieh. More Mr. T! Cameo appearance maybe? I’m available.

Tyris
January 12, 2007 at 4:58 am

Xhydra wrote:
Eventually we’ll be able to send parcels through the internet!

Or stab people.

Sal
January 12, 2007 at 7:38 am

why do i never get that pop-up on my screen? :(

stargazer
January 12, 2007 at 9:07 am

Xhydra wrote:
Eventually we’ll be able to send parcels through the internet!

You can already send packets!

stargazer
January 12, 2007 at 9:10 am

Abe lost two! "I never have to change my clothes" and "tele-prognostication".

Very loaded dialogs, these…well, sometimes it gets too obvious / tired.

stargazer
January 12, 2007 at 9:15 am

What happens when you look at a crystal ball through beer goggles? Just wondering.

Abe doesn’t need either. His future is always rosy.

grover173
January 12, 2007 at 10:39 am

My dad uses those icons in his e-mail. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate them. Fortunately, since they’re GIFs, my mail program automatically blocks them. :)

Army of Darkness
January 12, 2007 at 10:53 am

Hmm, the ads that drive me nuts are the ones with sound; theres that mosquito zapper one where your pointer turns into a zapper and you have to shoot the bug to shut it the fuck up, but I just turn the sound off. And theres the talking smilies ads like he said; "helllllooooo" …….. no, fuck off and leave me alone. I particually hate browser hijackers, like ‘errorsafe’. If I ever met the people who design these damn things I swear I’ll do things to them that hanibal lecter could only dream of. Nice comic Bernie, very topical.

barryscott-reincarnated=]
January 12, 2007 at 11:15 am

haha great job bernieh , this made my day

then again a new alp normally does

Tauntaun13
January 12, 2007 at 12:13 pm

Brilliant.

I really hate those smileys. Thankfully, I’ve never seen anyone using them…

Dahaka
January 12, 2007 at 6:12 pm

The software that comes with those smileys installs malware/spyware. I was testing it once, removed the program, and then everytime you boot up it calls the spyware and you get an extremely annoying .dll missing error. You have to use HiJackThis or something similar to load your registry (which noobs shouldn’t play around in) and remove the call-entry.

Rocktavia
January 12, 2007 at 8:48 pm

stargazer wrote:
What happens when you look at a crystal ball through beer goggles? Just wondering.

I could imagine your head would be pretty f*cked up.

Damn those Pop-ups!

Twistys
January 13, 2007 at 7:58 am

Great one Bernie. Reminds me of the Dave Chappelles sketch where he went online literally.

I think ABP is one of the best ad blockers that there are. I have only one problem with it. Because it works so well I can’t see any ads and I’m not sure how well is it working.
And what comes to pop-ups. I have gotten rid of them. Thank nerds!

mattz1010
January 13, 2007 at 12:45 pm

December, or November 23?

CatCreature
January 13, 2007 at 5:37 pm

Army of Darkness wrote:
And theres the talking smilies ads like he said; "helllllooooo" …….. no, fuck off and leave me alone. I particually hate browser hijackers, like ‘errorsafe’. If I ever met the people who design these damn things I swear I’ll do things to them that hanibal lecter could only dream of.

Can I come along? I hate them too! :evil:

Raziel
January 13, 2007 at 7:18 pm

Only one good thing about those "shoot the X to win the fortune of Bill Gates": If you have a good enough pop-up blocker installed then you can shoot the shit out of the little bastards. But those talking smilies… Has anyone EVER used one of those?

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