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Army of Darkness
October 22, 2008 at 2:07 pm

Nope, I’ve never taken in food with me, or any reading material. Just in, shit, and out again…

Edit: first post dance, yay! Bit of Jive I reckon this time…

Simon_Says
October 22, 2008 at 5:44 pm

Second!

ALP Lives!

Rikugan Chui Bloo
October 22, 2008 at 7:38 pm

I’ve taken a laptop, a phone, and my Xbox controller into there. My bathroom has two doors, one of them, when I open it, gives me a clear view of my T.V. Thus I’m smarter than that commercial that says true gamers never pause so they could go to the bathroom.

I know I’m weird. But I’ve only done that Xbox thing maybe twice… seven times max.

And I would say ‘Third!’ but I hate those dumbasses on Youtube who go ‘FIRST! FIRST BITCHES! FIRST!’ even though they posted on the 78th page. Were I to ever join in on that, I’d be a hypocrite.

Aurelyn
October 23, 2008 at 6:36 am

Brilliant. More updates!

I’ve totally taken my morning toast in to the jacks when I’m in a hurry. It’s kind of zen, food going in at one end and out the other simultaneously, leading you to the realization that, at the end of the day, all we are on this earth for is to achieve throughput. :)

yamirenamon
October 23, 2008 at 9:54 am

Oh Abe…..
I read those Bathroom Reader books.

Sal
October 23, 2008 at 1:03 pm

i can’t imagine geting on the throne without anything to read. i’ve totally read the prints on a bottle of shampoo when there was no paper or book at hand. true story.
has to be subconscious – trying to make the moment less unproductive (which is ironic, because you sure as hell are producing something).

bernieh
October 23, 2008 at 2:13 pm

You could say there’s been a few of my episodes that were produced in that fashion.

graylensman
October 23, 2008 at 3:51 pm

I can’t go in there simply to eliminate. I’ve got to take a book or something. Lately I take my iPod, set some good music and run through two or three games of Solitaire. Or maybe my GameBoy and play Ms. PacMan. Which is great – she eats pills and ghosts and I drop poop.

PeroMed
October 24, 2008 at 2:32 am

Twinky wrote:
I’ve taken a laptop, a phone, and my Xbox controller into there. My bathroom has two doors, one of them, when I open it, gives me a clear view of my T.V. Thus I’m smarter than that commercial that says true gamers never pause.

I know I’m weird. But I’ve only done that Xbox thing maybe twice… seven times max.

I think he wins :D

MC Poetry
October 24, 2008 at 9:35 am

Twittering a dump while it’s happening is the best feeling in the world.

Acid Rain
October 24, 2008 at 9:42 am

My reading material of choice is an atlas. I find that more useful than actually reading print.

KTinNYC
October 25, 2008 at 2:51 am

NICE! Everyone in my family can vouch that mommy has done all of the above. And I *always* have a bathroom book these days, now that I’ve kicked the sudoku habit (which kept the bathroom unavailable to anyone else for hours at a time).

Twistys
October 27, 2008 at 2:03 am

It’s just me and my barbed wired toilet seat. Yeah, that’s right. My toilet seat has barbed wire in it…

I don’t get it how some people are able to spend so much time in there. I just sit, let the nature to what it does best and that’s it. I have tried but the whole thing is over so fast that I don’t have the time to read even one sentence from a leaflet. I just don’t have what it takes to be a toilet reader… :cry:

Aurelyn
October 28, 2008 at 6:47 am

Twistys wrote:
It’s just me and my barbed wired toilet seat. Yeah, that’s right. My toilet seat has barbed wire in it…

I don’t get it how some people are able to spend so much time in there. I just sit, let the nature to what it does best and that’s it. I have tried but the whole thing is over so fast that I don’t have the time to read even one sentence from a leaflet. I just don’t have what it takes to be a toilet reader… :cry:

Eat more fibre?

Rikugan Chui Bloo
October 28, 2008 at 6:49 pm

I was half-way through a first sentence when I realized you weren’t quoting my post, so I wrote this instead…

Master Chainsaw
October 30, 2008 at 8:22 pm

Twistys wrote:
It’s just me and my barbed wired toilet seat. Yeah, that’s right. My toilet seat has barbed wire in it…

I used to work at a place that sold those.

Good to see aLp back.

Grid
November 5, 2008 at 11:17 pm

yup ive met people who take their laptops into the crapper, except the laptop they took was mine. this individual also poops naked so i had to clean my computer afterwords

Simon_Says
November 6, 2008 at 12:45 am

Sal wrote:
…(which is ironic, because you sure as hell are producing something).

bernieh wrote:
You could say there’s been a few of my episodes that were produced in that fashion.

New episodes of ALP, pulled straight from the ass of Bernie Hou!

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