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bernieh
March 27, 2008 at 1:01 pm

Remember, I’m back and I’m WEEKLY. Shout it from the rooftops, but be careful when you’re up there.

My sister-in-law’s new boyfriend accidentally dropped and broke my camera. WAY TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION DUDE! I’m only kidding, he feels bad enough about it and is helping me pay for a new one, even though I wasn’t gonna hold him responsible. He’s just lucky I’m lazy and wasn’t gonna shoot new footage for this week’s update. Shhhhhhh! Don’t tell him that I like NEVER shoot new footage.

My logs tell me that you guys have been clicking on a particular ad that you may or may not see over to the right, the one for Sugardaddie.com… "Dating for the Elite: Successful Men & Gorgeous Single Women". I admire your self-confidence.

Hey, here’s two new(ish) fan merchandise pics! Craig looks way hot in his t-shirt, looking out onto the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur, and Eva is a double threat, with her signed print and fridge magnet (frame and Alien plushie acquired elsewhere).

Sal
March 27, 2008 at 1:11 pm

*first-post-delirium tremens*

i liked that. a lot.
nothing to add, except "for pony!"

Daffy D
March 27, 2008 at 3:30 pm

Please don’t make Abe gay. :? Please? I don’t think I can handle that. Ugh!

kiramuse
March 27, 2008 at 4:04 pm

:D Yay! Preston’s finally back in the picture! And I agree with Daffy about Abe. :? Him being gay is just not "Abe-like".

psychon
March 27, 2008 at 4:33 pm

Ahh… how I’ve missed AlP. Welcome back and I look forward to weekly updates, but any AlP is better than NO AlP ;)

Personally I think it’ll be fun to have Abe try out the gay scene, maybe we could get the "Fab Five" to make a guest appearance! :P

ChakAzul
March 27, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Nya…. Abe being gay will be fun, a new episode!!

Welcome back new father! Hope you enjoy feeding your lovely baby and also feeding us!

holokaustos
March 27, 2008 at 6:09 pm

Bernie, I know I’ve given you a lot of shit for the site over these past several months, but let me make sure we’re clear on something: it’s always been about the lack of updates and not following through on what you said. It was never about the actual content and today’s strip reminds me why I used to love coming here.

Funny, funny strip! Glad to see the guys are back and I can’t wait for the next one! Keep up the good work!

lillyonelee
March 27, 2008 at 8:28 pm

YAY!!!

*Does the Bernie’s back dance*

Fire
March 27, 2008 at 11:32 pm

nice to see another strip up :D this one was worth the wait, nice to see pres back in it too ^^
and to others, i dont think bernieh is making abe gay (not at all), i think its just another one of abes crazy ideas, that has a high probality to backfire :P

cant wait for the next strip bernieh :D (when will they save corinna from the internet?! ^^ )

keep up the good work!

mrgrooism
March 28, 2008 at 12:25 am

Heee heeee, oh I love the idea of Abe trying out "gay" as a fad, as a way to GET WOMEN, it is totally a logical step for his illogical mind! Now Preston being gay, that might almost be believable, snicker, snicker!

BaconNeggs
March 28, 2008 at 3:35 am

Its true though, gay guys get to feel up women as much as they want and its perfectly ok. If abe can’t get a date that is the next best thing at least.
I would consider being gay if I could feel up Scarlett Johanson.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/12253/Scarlett_Johansson_Gets_Felt_Up.html

Twistys
March 28, 2008 at 4:34 am

If Abe turns gay I’ll start painting rainbows. :D

Hilarious thought of Abe hitting on Preston.

Fire
March 28, 2008 at 4:53 am

how bad would that be if you started painting rainbows? o_O

and sounds like a fairly confusing/mixed emotions thought… but then again, yes, it could be quite funny, assuming abe was REALY drunk at the time too :D (prestons sober at the time though)

derAua
March 28, 2008 at 5:29 am

Thank you Bernie for being back!!!!!!!!!!

"As long as you are dreaming, why not ask for a pony?"
"I am not that horny"

my favourite today!

Again thank you Bernie!!!!!

Duzloo
March 28, 2008 at 6:34 am

Yai! Bernie, you made my day! <3 :mrgreen:

Preston is back. How did I miss him! But where are his glasses? Can he see now everything clear or is he short-sighted so he doesn’t need them for reading newspapers? 8)

Fire
March 28, 2008 at 6:36 am

didnt corinna get him contact lenses after the appartment burnt down and he got mugged right after?

Duzloo
March 28, 2008 at 6:45 am

Don’t know exactly but I think you’re right… where is this episode?

I got it! It’s #225!

Private Whore
March 28, 2008 at 10:49 am

Sheer genius. Especially the pony line!

K-netic
March 28, 2008 at 11:34 am

Ha, classic ALP style. Good to see it back again!

Raziel
March 28, 2008 at 11:53 pm

Well, I doubted for a while, but it looks like he’s back on form. Thanks for putting in the effort for us Bernie, it brings a shiny little piece of joy to my week. :D

mrgrooism
March 29, 2008 at 12:18 pm

BTW, Bernie’s not just back, but in top form. Anyone who was afraid he might be phoning it in can DEFINITELY put those fears to rest.

*Pony* LOL!!!

mrgrooism
March 29, 2008 at 3:32 pm

BaconNeggs wrote:
Its true though, gay guys get to feel up women as much as they want and its perfectly ok. If abe can’t get a date that is the next best thing at least.
I would consider being gay if I could feel up Scarlett Johanson.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/12253/Scarlett_Johansson_Gets_Felt_Up.html

I had somethng like that happen to me!

I was at an office Christmas party, and was happily chatting with one of my VERY hot coworkers. My buddy complimented her on her dress, they bantered back and forth a bit, and then with an EVILL gleam in his eyes he turned to me and said "Hey, guess what I can do!?"

Yup, you guessed it! He reached out and tweaked her right breast, gave it two nice squeezes!

She laughed and said "Yes, he CAN do that! He’s definitely allowed."

My buddy said something like. "Yeah, it’s one of the perks of being gay, we’re totally allowed to feel up a woman’s breast whenever we want!"

:shock: :oops: :roll:

Army of Darkness
March 30, 2008 at 11:36 am

Thats not fair, though I wouldnt want to feel up any of my co-workers; bunch of middle aged braindead hags…

Better to be Bi than gay though dont you reckon = best of bost worlds! :lol:

holokaustos
March 30, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Army of Darkness wrote:
Thats not fair, though I wouldnt want to feel up any of my co-workers; bunch of middle aged braindead hags…

Better to be Bi than gay though dont you reckon = best of bost worlds! :lol:

Are you coming out, AoD? :D :twisted:

mattz1010
March 30, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Well, there’s three worlds

but it’s nice to see semi-regular updates :D no whiners at least

spindle
March 31, 2008 at 11:51 am

imagine……..getting paid to watch porn all day, that would be a dream job, but a gay alien?! who wants that?! (except the other gay aliens, and the hot chicks who are all over the gay aliens)

Army of Darkness
March 31, 2008 at 6:56 pm

holokaustos wrote:

Army of Darkness wrote:
Thats not fair, though I wouldnt want to feel up any of my co-workers; bunch of middle aged braindead hags…

Better to be Bi than gay though dont you reckon = best of bost worlds! :lol:

Are you coming out, AoD? :D :twisted:

Na, I tried being gay once, but it made my eyes water…. :shock: :lol:

100% straight Im affraid, so you’ll have to find someone else to hit-on…

:twisted:

Aurelyn
April 1, 2008 at 6:58 am

Sensitive about it, too…

drstamen
April 1, 2008 at 2:23 pm

Abe – gay? Really? REALLY? Hmm…

ritaxis
April 2, 2008 at 9:00 pm

I’m pleasantly surprised to find that my password still works; I left a congrats for starting the comic up again at "Playground Ghosts."

Go get ‘em!

Thelonemonk
April 7, 2008 at 11:38 am

Ponies of the earth breath a **sigh** of relief.

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