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1st Lt. Azrael
April 3, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Wow, he drinks his cologne… :lol:

Spyness
April 3, 2008 at 2:30 pm

That explains so much…

mrgrooism
April 3, 2008 at 2:30 pm

*glug glug glug* Cologne shots anyone?

Ipsa
April 3, 2008 at 2:43 pm

I think I’ve heard something about that study, too. Didn’t they find that women liked the sweatiness, or something like that?

I liked this one very much. Though, it has me wondering who wears the clothes that are in the closet…

cfos
April 3, 2008 at 4:45 pm

Nice.

merlyn1978
April 3, 2008 at 4:54 pm

I remember a documentary on the discovery channel that suggested women were less sensetive to a mans smell when she was ovulating. Meaning she would not be as bothered by a mans b.o. as much.

Army of Darkness
April 3, 2008 at 5:20 pm

Dude, weak. Interesting though, I heard a little while back that lots of guys in russia (where else?) had taken to drinking stuff like cologne & mouth wash to get drunk, since it is more or less neat alcohol…

Thirsty anyone?…..

Duzloo
April 3, 2008 at 5:38 pm

Another study came to the conclusion women prefer the scent of a cheap after-shave.

lillyonelee
April 3, 2008 at 10:47 pm

LMAO!!

In my own personal study, I prefer a clean man to a stinky one. :wink:

Caractacus
April 4, 2008 at 3:50 am

All I can say is that I sure as hell won’t be dating any girl that tries to rub HER underarm production on MY upper lip…

If she somehow manages it, I’ll just drink all her favourite perfumes in revenge…

edj
April 4, 2008 at 7:10 am

is the ad for pheremore-pheremones.com i get at the bottom of the page a joke or for real.

nice touch either way. :lol:

maggiebex
April 4, 2008 at 11:28 am

Did all the men’s "cycles" sync up after that? Because this upper-lip scenting sounds a lot like the study they did on women:

http://www.junkscience.com/news/wphor.htm

NotDeadYet
April 8, 2008 at 11:04 am

She’s probably dead – i am over her.
Nice way to tie up that loose end :wink:

malenkylizards
April 10, 2008 at 12:32 am

Pheromones don’t smell bad, guys. Not showering smells bad.

Everyone, take a shower, scrub down with lots of soap and hot water (none of this body wash crap). Get dry, and fail to apply deodorant. Sniff your armpits. They don’t smell bad, do they? Read a book for an hour or so, sniff ‘em again. They still don’t smell bad! If they do, you need to take another shower because you’ve let too much gunk build up and one shower was not enough to remove it all. What you smell is natural human musk; it’s a warm, pleasant scent. Lots of people like the smell (when my ex and I snuggled, her head kind of nuzzled near my armpit) but don’t recognize it for what it is because we mentally equate armpits with stink.

What’s the cause of this misunderstanding between our natural chemicals and our easily offended noses? I place the blame on crust punks. There are many of us who say "pheromones attract the opposite sex. Therefore, shampoo and scented soaps and colognes/perfumes are not what attract the opposite sex. Therefore, I will not shower." *Buzz* Wrooooong. It’s true, you probably can’t smell natural pheromones too acutely underneath an overwhelming cloud of perfume. But you sure as hell can’t smell it underneath an overwhelming cloud of Pigpen. So hey, I mean, you don’t have to wear deodorant, or cologne, or any of that shit…as long as you shower every day with regular, unscented soap.

Aurelyn
April 10, 2008 at 9:26 am

malenkylizards wrote:
Pheromones don’t smell bad, guys. Not showering smells bad.

Everyone, take a shower, scrub down with lots of soap and hot water (none of this body wash crap). Get dry, and fail to apply deodorant. Sniff your armpits. They don’t smell bad, do they? Read a book for an hour or so, sniff ‘em again. They still don’t smell bad! If they do, you need to take another shower because you’ve let too much gunk build up and one shower was not enough to remove it all. What you smell is natural human musk; it’s a warm, pleasant scent. Lots of people like the smell (when my ex and I snuggled, her head kind of nuzzled near my armpit) but don’t recognize it for what it is because we mentally equate armpits with stink.

What’s the cause of this misunderstanding between our natural chemicals and our easily offended noses? I place the blame on crust punks. There are many of us who say "pheromones attract the opposite sex. Therefore, shampoo and scented soaps and colognes/perfumes are not what attract the opposite sex. Therefore, I will not shower." *Buzz* Wrooooong. It’s true, you probably can’t smell natural pheromones too acutely underneath an overwhelming cloud of perfume. But you sure as hell can’t smell it underneath an overwhelming cloud of Pigpen. So hey, I mean, you don’t have to wear deodorant, or cologne, or any of that shit…as long as you shower every day with regular, unscented soap.

This advertisement brought to you from Simple(tm) – no colour, no perfume, just natural…

Digitaaliklosetti
April 10, 2008 at 12:09 pm

I laughed.

Sean
June 1, 2010 at 11:56 pm

ACK… THHLPT… I miss Bill the Cat.

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