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patleeman
February 23, 2005 at 9:41 am

Lol, I love Abe.

Guest
February 23, 2005 at 10:10 am

Not exactly normal but…

(link)

TeratoMarty
February 23, 2005 at 10:46 am

No, Abe’s right, even if he doesn’t know it: DO NOT try any home-brewing in your apartment. Especially a matchbox-sized NYC apartment. It takes these two huge vats (I think 10 gallons apiece) and it reeks like all hell. Plus, if it gets hot in the summer, it tends to explode. (Dunno, maybe for our guys exploding stinking foam would be a plus).

I speak from sad experience with a dipshit ex-housemate.

Socran
February 23, 2005 at 11:56 am

So… Why does everyone in NY drink? I mean, there’s gotta be SOMEBODY out there who moved in from the suburbs and will shortly move out. Y’know, at least oen point in history.

Dean
February 23, 2005 at 1:01 pm

Needless to say, no resemblance to Barkley at all. Without the mustache, I think he’d look more like Andre Braugher. HOT… LITIGATION… ACTION!!!

judaicdiablo
February 23, 2005 at 2:51 pm

[url]http://search.ebay.com/librarian-action-figure_W0QQsojsZ1QQfromZR40

I believe there are other action figures in a similar vein as well.

Treach
February 23, 2005 at 2:59 pm

Dean wrote:
Needless to say, no resemblance to Barkley at all. Without the mustache, I think he’d look more like Andre Braugher. HOT… LITIGATION… ACTION!!!

I heard Muggsy Bogues’s action figure was taller than he is!

20xx
February 23, 2005 at 3:47 pm

Space jam made me cry. I would still rape the bunny chick though.

Guest
February 23, 2005 at 5:51 pm

Quote:
but something that does bother me is they don’t make action figures of regular-looking women. Every female action figure out there is either Barbie, or a nasty super-villainess with a mask and a spandex costume, or a manga-style school girl with enormous eyes, enormous breasts and a tiny skirt. Whatever happened to the girl next door?

Yeah cos some wierd sci-fi hellchick would look totally out of place in a strip featuring an Alien and a Predator….

ritaxis
February 23, 2005 at 6:52 pm

This seems like a convenient place to say “thank you” for a way spiffy web comic. It updates a lot and almost always makes me snort or even laugh outright. I’ve posted a thread in the “Theater Hopper” forum about this, and I’ve converted several folks, and I vote for you daily.

Thanks again for a brilliant comic strip.

Sisawat
February 23, 2005 at 8:29 pm

TeratoMarty wrote:
No, Abe’s right, even if he doesn’t know it: DO NOT try any home-brewing in your apartment. Especially a matchbox-sized NYC apartment. It takes these two huge vats (I think 10 gallons apiece) and it reeks like all hell. Plus, if it gets hot in the summer, it tends to explode. (Dunno, maybe for our guys exploding stinking foam would be a plus).

I speak from sad experience with a dipshit ex-housemate.

Your dipshit ex-housemate was doing several somethings wrong, if that was the result. Its two 7-gallon fermenters, and it sounds like he didn’t airlock them correctly, wasn’t sanitary in transferring the wort, and probably didn’t seal the fermenters properly. Also sounds like he overfilled the fermenter. If the fermenter isn’t in a place that is around 70 Deg, you have no business brewing. Your beer will always be terrible because the yeast will go bananas and then die prematurely. If it erupted out of the fermenter, that suggests that there was sugar in the wort somewhere, and that is very bad, possibly from contamination from utensils. Or, he tried to do conditioning in the fermenter as opposed to the bottle. That suggests he didn’t know what the hell he was doing.

Brewing is about two things mainly, temperature and cleanliness. Can’t do one or either, don’t brew.

Guest
February 23, 2005 at 8:29 pm

Ummm, what’s wrong with chicks with big eyes and large breasts wearing small skirts? After all, they are going to be featured in a comic ‘strip’ with an evolved face-hugger!

Keep ‘em coming!

Guest
February 23, 2005 at 9:07 pm

Why not a Ripley action figure?

joerez
February 23, 2005 at 9:39 pm

what’s wrong with huge tits and small shirts? as long as on a female…
panties are nice too…

Sisawat
February 23, 2005 at 10:06 pm

Hahaha Ripley would be awesome, with abe cowering under the sink and stuff.

desert_drum
February 23, 2005 at 11:12 pm

I can picture Abe meeting Ripley at one of those speed-dating things. About time someone scared him for a change :)

Hazel
February 23, 2005 at 11:13 pm

joerez wrote:
what’s wrong with huge tits and small shirts? as long as on a female…
panties are nice too…

Uh, perhaps it’s a bit degrading towards women and rather unrealistic overall?

Dean
February 24, 2005 at 2:29 am

Those other action figure links are classic.

jennif
February 24, 2005 at 2:21 pm

Someone said “meat”. – LOL

~j

desert_drum
February 24, 2005 at 5:36 pm

Dean wrote:
Those other action figure links are classic.

Did you notice Adam and Eve are covered up just enough to avoid the whole navel issue? Priceless.

Nurgle
February 24, 2005 at 6:39 pm

Hazel wrote:

joerez wrote:
what’s wrong with huge tits and small shirts? as long as on a female…
panties are nice too…

Uh, perhaps it’s a bit degrading towards women and rather unrealistic overall?

Yes. Unrealistic. Of course.

desert_drum
February 24, 2005 at 8:36 pm

joerez wrote:
what’s wrong with huge tits and small shirts? as long as on a female…
panties are nice too…

Aw come on, huge tits and panties are nice on men, too. This is why we have professional wrestling.

Socran
February 24, 2005 at 10:13 pm

c’mon, those are MAN-BOOBS. And personally, even as a straight male, erotic action figures in a regularly wholesome (heh, you said “hole”) comic strip disgusts me. Yes, I’m alchohol free and avoid porn, obviously I’m from another planet.

desert_drum
February 24, 2005 at 10:32 pm

Socran wrote:
c’mon, those are MAN-BOOBS. And personally, even as a straight male, erotic action figures in a regularly wholesome (heh, you said “hole”) comic strip disgusts me. Yes, I’m alchohol free and avoid porn, obviously I’m from another planet.

You said ‘erotic’ heh heh heh.

*shrug* Boobs is tits is boobs, AFAIC. I’ve never really gotten why one gender’s are so sexualized. I think they’re both pretty nifty :wink:

My mind is having a lot of fun with the idea of erotic action figures, too :lol: Gives NRFB a whole new spin….

predator vs tool
February 24, 2005 at 10:56 pm

I’m a bit of a new member to this forum but I’m huge predator fan anyways who thinks preston is hot any takers come on hot action figure loving oh yeah sweet

Guest
February 24, 2005 at 11:16 pm

punctuation is a good thing, tool :?
ALP ROCKS!!! Pres and Abe reminde me of me and a buddy of mine.

Xeno.Morph
February 25, 2005 at 6:32 am

HOW THE HELL DID WE GET TO TALKING ABOUT MAN BOOBS!?

Anyways. If I could, I’d set all those action figures with big boobs and small skirts on fire. Oh, and if Ripley met Abe, I’d bet Ripley would get those nightmares again. Oh well. HEY! LET’S DO A VOTE!

Vote for Preston, state that you vote for a predator.

Vote for Abe, state that Abe is your idol and that he is the (second) coolest alien out there. (I’m the first :D )

Xeno.Morph
February 25, 2005 at 6:34 am

Abe is my idol and he is the (second) coolest alien out there. (Predators count as aliens too. But the first is not a predator. Predators are like… third. NO! ET! AND ALF! Meh.)

ABE I LOVE YOU!!!!

megas
February 25, 2005 at 11:03 pm

has anyone else here exept me noticed that avp was mentioned in the comic
btw keep up the good work

Guest
February 25, 2005 at 11:31 pm

Yeah I saw that. It’s subliminal. I don’t think he meant it. “A VP” Yaw. The A is separate. Because it stands for Abe. And Abe rules all. Except for me.

XenoMorph
February 25, 2005 at 11:32 pm

Yeah I saw that. It’s subliminal. I don’t think he meant it. “A VP” Yaw. The A is separate. Because it stands for Abe. And Abe rules all. Except for me.

I was too lazy to log in.

quodlibetic
March 9, 2005 at 10:35 pm

Librarian action figure: [url]http://www.mcphee.com/amusements/current/11247.html

Crazy cat lady: [url]http://www.mcphee.com/amusements/current/11377.html

Rosie the Riveter:
[url]http://www.mcphee.com/amusements/current/11024.html

Barista action figure:
http://www.mcphee.com/amusements/current/10975.html

:D

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