February 25, 2005 at 9:37 am

I think this is the best strip to date.
Those “If you see something” posters really piss me off. They’re all over the place. Anyone here actually call those hotlines, or know of someone who did?

February 25, 2005 at 10:00 am

I love this strip! excellent work! I have never seen signs like that….Is it just a subway thing, or a new york thing or maybe just an american thing….puzzling :roll: anyway good wokr i love it!

February 25, 2005 at 11:43 am

we have that same campaign in Boston, too. I love when they turn on the crackly PA system, and you think they might be about to tell you something interesting (“medical emergency at Park Street — heh heh you guys know what that means!”), but no. It’s just the commissioner telling you to rat out swarthy types.

sc guy
February 25, 2005 at 11:46 am

If we had the need for a subway here, we might have those signs…
Great strip!

February 25, 2005 at 12:07 pm

We have a large international airport here, and there are BIG lighted signs on the interstate inviting drivers to call 911 to report suspicious activity. I’m always tempted to call and report that some dumbass built an airport practically on top of the two busiest interstates in the metro, and it makes me suspicious that they were stoned at the planning meetings.

February 25, 2005 at 1:24 pm

The 3 times i drove to DC this summer from RI i was passing signs in maryland that said “report broken down cars” and a * number. Well i passed like 4 and i also did notice 3 cops driving past broken down vehicles.. it was a bit out of hand. So.. i dont think that campaign was effective

February 25, 2005 at 2:32 pm

definately nice one! kinda been lurkin’ on the site for a minute now, and this is one of my favs.

And your post about the HS chick—reminds me of a conversation that I had with a friend who moved here (I’m a native NYer mysef) where she said she truely felt like a NYer when she had a subway crush-some guy she saw on the same train every morning. I had the same thing with this girl when I was in HS. Always would get on at Clark St. on the 2/3.

Anyways-keep up the good work!

February 25, 2005 at 3:54 pm


February 25, 2005 at 5:08 pm

Barbie is hawt.

February 25, 2005 at 5:24 pm


..Bernie, what the hell are you doing with barbies?

February 25, 2005 at 5:55 pm

hey man, where’d you go to hs? I used to take the R to high school every day too.

February 25, 2005 at 6:15 pm

So…what happened at the store when you went to buy that Barbie…

February 25, 2005 at 6:59 pm

I can see it now:
“Aren’t you a bit old for toys? And don’t you have too much of a penis for a Barbie?”

February 25, 2005 at 10:00 pm

Again, no Lindsay Lohan doll there? Hell, I’ll buy you one, Bernie, if you use it every once in a while.

Otherwise, great strip.

February 25, 2005 at 11:11 pm

A Lindsay Lohan doll? I don’t even want to think about how Bernie might “use it” every once and a while.

And you guys: Bernie (like me) is old. No one’s gonna think twice if he goes to buy a Barbie doll; they’ll just assume it’s for his kids…

February 25, 2005 at 11:23 pm

In a couple of months, he can indeed get a Lindsay Lohan Barbie.


Yes, it looks about as much like her as the guy from Wednesday’s strip looked like Charles Barkley.

February 25, 2005 at 11:34 pm

I am indeed an elder citizen, but no way do I look old enough to have kids of my own. I just work out a deal with any random 8-year-old girl I happen to find: she buys me Barbies, I buy her cigarettes.

February 26, 2005 at 2:20 am

When I visited Melbourne (my home city) recently, I saw the funniest signs.

The gist of the signs were: Railway ticket inspectors are only doing their job when they ask to see your ticket. Please, pretty please with a cherry on top, don’t jump out of the moving train to avoid getting a fine.

(Months early, a 15 year old boy without a ticket jumped out of a train thinking he’d be okay like in the movies.)

February 26, 2005 at 4:13 pm

Dean wrote:
In a couple of months, he can indeed get a Lindsay Lohan Barbie.


Yes, it looks about as much like her as the guy from Wednesday’s strip looked like Charles Barkley.

Ummm…. That doll’s eyes are HUGE. I feel like I will be engulfed by them. Big, black holes, sucking me in…. NOOOOO!!! Tell my kids I love them!!!

February 26, 2005 at 5:53 pm

Includes removable implants and real throwing up action!

Captain Sexy
February 27, 2005 at 7:22 pm

Best. Comic. EVER.

February 28, 2005 at 5:39 pm

They also have a catwoman barbie, complete with mask and whip…just think of the comic possibilities.

March 15, 2005 at 5:36 pm

Thats what you get for following your penis instead of your mind.

But did you ever throw up on the Long Island Railroad when its crowded with passengers? I don’t think so.

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November 18, 2015 at 12:38 am

the worst is when you fall asleep on the r train and you skip Times Square. then you gotta walk from the city hall stop. so far. ..

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