UNM got Screwed
March 14, 2005 at 9:21 am

I’m FIRST!!!

March 14, 2005 at 9:33 am

Wow, you should be soooo proiud of yourself :roll:
Anyway, i’t's not your best comic ever Bernie, but hey, it sure beats the one in my newspaper :P

March 14, 2005 at 9:46 am

blæ din sau håhåhå :D

March 14, 2005 at 10:06 am

…i liked today’s alot. abe’s little moment, when he says “the godfather,” cracked me up bigtime…

March 14, 2005 at 10:27 am

But, The Tao of Pooh does have pictures…

March 14, 2005 at 10:39 am

I’m a first time reader and all I can say is HOT DOG!!!! It’s in my favs.

March 14, 2005 at 10:45 am

Oh ehm gee. I didn’t get the end until you had to go “I’m sorry!” in the comment underneath it… Now I visualized it and can’t make it go away… Thanks a lot…

Heh. Pretty funny though. Why don’t they just ask Jesus? Hey, I bet he’d enjoy the movie A L (|) E N. As long as it isn’t from Abe’s “collection.”

March 14, 2005 at 12:21 pm

=D well, why don’t they watch some nature documentaries together?
If they go for some animal planet series like “world’s best killers” and the like, Preston might get a big of a knowledge kick out of it, Abe will cheer for the kill, and Jesus can look at his own handiwork going after other fuzzier, cuter handiwork of his!

[animals have no conscience/soul so killing/violence in the animal world isn't evil, so jesus should enjoy looking at how nature runs too]

March 14, 2005 at 12:56 pm

OK, that made me spit Diet Sierra Mist (oh, excuse me, Sierra Mist *Free* now) at my monitor. Thanks for the wallpaper, too :)

March 14, 2005 at 4:24 pm

Dooooood …….. living on the edge with this one?
Okay I was mortified when I got to the punch line :shock:…… looked for the lighting bolts :roll: …….

^Then proceeded to laugh my ass off. :lol:

[size=9:cef5d28556] is it getting warm in here to you?[/size:cef5d28556]

March 14, 2005 at 4:53 pm

You are going to hell.

March 14, 2005 at 5:10 pm


But so very low… :twisted:

March 14, 2005 at 5:12 pm

I suggest the admin disable guest posting…

March 14, 2005 at 5:34 pm

1) The Tao of Pooh does have pictures.
2) The Tao of Pooh is an unpleasantly anti-intellectual book
3) Please do not make any effort to “clean up” this strip. It’s a brilliant strip– I love it.

March 14, 2005 at 6:21 pm

Its funny because I didn’t even get the joke until after I read the apology.

March 14, 2005 at 6:35 pm

bernieh wrote:
Comments on today’s comic/post go here…

hooooooooooooooooly shit; first i just couldn’t belive it, then i almost died fuckin’ laughting. that’s one of the best episodes, and don’t worry about little children, they wont get it :P

btw: gratz 4 the 2. place at BuzzComics! i’m sure ALP is gonna be first soon. damn i’m gonna vote 5 times every day… keep it up guys !

greetz: GrandAdmiral_Thrawn

March 14, 2005 at 8:01 pm

todays was friggin funny as usual (except for the Yankee ones, those suck major ass). keep up the good work!

March 15, 2005 at 1:33 am

he’s got a jesus christ figurine

March 15, 2005 at 3:03 am

Must be sleepy. Had to read it again to get it. And I LOVES me some porn!

But c’mon–Jesus and his daddy created a system where they see everything. That means they LIKE TO WATCH.

March 15, 2005 at 3:08 am

Just to let you know, your strip is awesome…..and one more thing, whoever told him hes gonna burn….im gonna hunt you down with a baseball bat…..this is some good stuff….ahem…sorry about that….I love the strip and keep up the good work

March 15, 2005 at 12:03 pm

The slogan on Abe’s version of the movie Aliens:

Aboard the ship Tender Thighs, no one can hear you scream.

Starring Bernie H.!

March 17, 2005 at 3:26 pm

Hey, I’ve got the big book of all the Pooh stories… and the strip still cracked me up.

Of course, you are PERSONALLY responsible for my suddenly trying to imagine the pictures you’d find in “The Kama Sutra of Pooh” :P

March 21, 2005 at 10:21 am

I am so slow, it took me a week to get the third panel. However, I enjoyed the first two panels right off. I especially liked “The Godfather.”

March 21, 2005 at 7:49 pm

not the best but good!

August 17, 2005 at 7:13 pm

The third panel got me on a two second delay. (“What collection? Why is Poo being stuck supposed to be funn… O MI GOD”)

This is not your funniest. The one where Abe says it’s impossible to pee and sneeze at the same time is the funniest. But this one was the second funniest.

And I appreciated both the apology and the promise not to be so raunchy in the future. It inspires my trust in your judgment. :) You were absolutely right. This comic was so very wrong, and yet it had to be done.

And since this is my first time posting on your forums, allow me to comment that one of the things that keeps me coming back is (aside from the fact that you’re damned sick and funny) the art work. Your composition and ingenuity is almost as much fun as wondering what’s going to come out of Abe’s mouth (or any other talking body part) next. Plus, for those of us who don’t live in New York, this is, like, better than reading National Geographic to get a real feel of what life in New York is really like. :)

Great work, Bernie. Yer a genius. Albeit a sick one.

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