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Eversincethen
April 1, 2005 at 9:20 am

that rox!!!

al
April 1, 2005 at 9:33 am

Kissed.

Viking
April 1, 2005 at 9:47 am

modem kissed, hugged, and touched in that special way…

Madge
April 1, 2005 at 9:55 am

Oh, man, I’ve been reading this strip for a few weeks now, and I never really found it laugh-out loud worthy.

Then you came out with the mobile phone one, which is currently gracing my desktop wallpaper.

And now you have this one, I actually laughed out loud at it, and that is something I very rarely do.

And, for the record, last week’s one I did actually have to read the forum to get it, and even then I didn’t fully get it for a while.

Para
April 1, 2005 at 10:08 am

got pwned by DSL?

tpb3jd
April 1, 2005 at 11:19 am

Wow. It’s going to take him, like, three days to move that damn thing.

tenchi89
April 1, 2005 at 11:21 am

That was fantastic. All that time in Catholic school paid off. Now I get an inside track on a joke.

Guest
April 1, 2005 at 11:57 am

DUDE

DUDE

that was too f*&%ing funny.

ChocoBean
April 1, 2005 at 12:21 pm

HIL-larious.

Great, now all my coding nerd classmates think I’ve finally gone over the deep end, laughing out loud at a monitor and all.
Let’s all take a moment to remmeber though, that Jesus our Savior IS teh Rock.

*more laughing*

VIRus
April 1, 2005 at 1:31 pm

hehe, that was great. Good job 8)

*kisses modem*

Xeno.Morph
April 1, 2005 at 3:24 pm

CONGRATULATIONS BERNIE! WELCOME TO THE CLUB! I’M A PROUD USER OF DIAL-UP! AOL sucks though. Pfft to that. I don’t have AOL. WOOHOO!!! Now I have someone to share the pain of latency with… That just reminded me of a song I made up! To the tune of TeaPot. This song is applicable to StarCraft only….

I’m an rp newblet, short and fat.
Here is my massing, here is my lat.
When I start to lag up, scream and shout…
Kick me over and toss me out!

(RP stands for roleplay. This song applies to StarCraft, as I mentioned above, so if you don’t have StarCraft, then you’re not going to get it. (Just trying to avoid newbs nitpicking AGAIN.))

Xeno.Morph
April 1, 2005 at 3:27 pm

I don’t know who wouldn’t get the pushup joke, but I can understand not knowing this one. Which story is it with the rock… ? If there is one? I’m assuming there is one because Catholic people seem to get it. Hmm… Oh well, time to go to Super Happy Fun Land where I live in a gumdrop house on Sugarcane Lane! *Bamf*

Darkflame
April 1, 2005 at 3:34 pm

Oh the @$#%$^% irony of it all. I was just told my dog is going to die.. no joke.

P.S. Funny comic… it takes some of thedeppresingness away…

LovleAnjel
April 1, 2005 at 3:34 pm

After Jesus was crucified, he was laid to rest, wrapped in sheets in a cave with a boulder blocking the entrance. When Mary Magdalene came to visit the tomb days later, the boulder had been pushed aside, and the tomb was empty, except for two angels which appeared to explain the whole thing. Thus the Ressurrection. Maybe this was my Catholic-upbringing-induced naivete, but I always assumed that all Christians knew that story.

Xeno.Morph
April 1, 2005 at 3:38 pm

Well, excuse me for not connecting Easter with April Fool’s.

CGD
April 1, 2005 at 5:27 pm

I seriously laughed at this one. Well, not seriously. But I did.

Guest
April 1, 2005 at 5:37 pm

LovleAnjel wrote:
After Jesus was crucified, he was laid to rest, wrapped in sheets in a cave with a boulder blocking the entrance. When Mary Magdalene came to visit the tomb days later, the boulder had been pushed aside, and the tomb was empty, except for two angels which appeared to explain the whole thing. Thus the Ressurrection. Maybe this was my Catholic-upbringing-induced naivete, but I always assumed that all Christians knew that story.

ditto lol it’s like at the base of christian faith i’d say

Chloe
April 1, 2005 at 6:36 pm

Haha, I’m a Jew and even I got it :) (probably all those missionaries trying to save me.) I always associate easter and april fools isn’t ‘haha I’m not really dead’ the ultimate april fools? :)

damn if this isn’t consistantly my favourite webcomic.

Silver Ghost
April 1, 2005 at 7:24 pm

Quote:
I’m a Jew and even I got it

Hell, I’m an *athiest* and I still got it. Some people these days… :P

Xeno.Morph
April 1, 2005 at 7:34 pm

Well, har har. Let us all laugh at the alien that does not normally connect two homo sapien holidays together.

Megalodon
April 1, 2005 at 9:47 pm

hehe glue in boxers…that abe.
faunny 1 mon.
guess abe must have asked his condescending queen mother for a favor :).

sorry abt ur cable modem bernie.
u’ve surely thought of putting some ads in this site to generate income? Thats only fair.

-cheers
Megalodon

Sleepy Ferret
April 2, 2005 at 12:15 am

Oh come on, I’m PAGAN and I got it. XD Thought it was hilarious, too, by the way.

>Wow. It’s going to take him, like, three days to move that damn thing.

THAT, I might add, was wonderful, too.

Xavier
April 2, 2005 at 12:23 am

I noticed that another webcomic has a “Send Me To a Comic Convention” button where people send him money through PayPal. He’s up to about $1,400 already in donations from readers of his comic!
Maybe you can add a “Help Me Keep A Net Connection That Doesn’t Bite Ass” button. I’d probably send a few bucks your way each month as long as you keep making this hilarious comic! I’m sure other people would too! A buck here, 2 bucks there…it adds up.

Funny stuff man! Your comic rocks!

~Xavier

Doc
April 2, 2005 at 8:55 am

Well, I’ve been stuck on dialup for years, and it sucks, especially for gaming, but I manage to enjoy myself somehow, through the 200-300 pings. But you… having to use AOL.. that’s… cruel and inhumane punishment :(

Guest
April 2, 2005 at 6:07 pm

I bet the modem is working overtime now, with all the bandwith and such. But, that was a funny comic for april fools. At first, I was like, what the fuck? and then….OOHHHH, ha jesus is trapped behind a rock.
Thats a good one.
I think most people are familiar to some extent of the whole jesus-rock-alive thing. So I’m gonna leave it at that.
Still, thats fucking hilarious.

Willoc
April 2, 2005 at 11:57 pm

Heh. I knew going to a Catholic school for seven years had to have been useful – means I can get webcomic punchlines.

I loved it. :)

Gothius
April 3, 2005 at 4:05 am

If you had to be catholic for 7 years to get it, you truly suck cock. I’ve been a satanist for some time now, and even I know that.

Xeno.Morph
April 3, 2005 at 8:29 am

I’M POSTING FOR THE HELL OF IT! WHEE!

Hmm… Maybe guests should need to pay fifty cents for each post. People who care enough to sign up get it free!

Xeno.Morph
April 3, 2005 at 8:33 am

Gothius wrote:
If you had to be catholic for 7 years to get it, you truly suck cock. I’ve been a satanist for some time now, and even I know that.

Umm. You DO know Satan’s gonna punish ya forever, right? Anyways, you said you were one of those cultist-freaky deranged people for some time? How much is some time? Is it more than seven years? If it is, then you shouldn’t be talking…

Xeno.Morph
April 3, 2005 at 8:34 am

Or typing… Or posting instead of editing… Wha?

booknak
April 3, 2005 at 10:05 am

> Well, excuse me for not connecting Easter with April Fool’s.

That’s almost as funny as the comic.

Easter and April Fool’s… brilliant!

Mr. Z
April 3, 2005 at 2:35 pm

I’m worried. Jesus stuck inside an apartment could cause some major time paradoxes.

1. Mankind wouldn’t be taught a lesson.
2. the Yankees would loose their game, and big riots would start. Change things now abe. NOW!! :x

Predatorsrule
April 3, 2005 at 6:31 pm

Quote:
Oh come on, im PAGAN and i got it.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! *sprinkles holy water*
lol naw, im kidding, be whatever religion you wanna be…although i AM catholic…
nice comic bernie! i immediately got the joke. btw, it sucks to have dial-up, huh? my cousin has it, and it took like, 10 minutes for a cartoon to load…but noone cares, cause blah blah blah blah give me money.

Gothius
April 4, 2005 at 5:16 am

Satanist isnt a cult, if it is so is being a christian and a catholic.

Guest
April 5, 2005 at 7:17 pm

Sleepy Ferret wrote:
Oh come on, I’m PAGAN and I got it. XD Thought it was hilarious, too, by the way.

Same here. But then, my particular brand of atheism is accompanied by a penchant for random trivia.

some random guest
April 6, 2005 at 10:19 am

I thought it was a funny episode. But if one of the past pranks Abe played on Pes involved acid in milk, wouldn’t Preston be dead?

RobinHood3000
April 10, 2005 at 3:16 pm

There’s evidence, though non-canon, to suggest that Predator blood neutralizes Alien blood. So Preston would probably only get a minor ulcer.

General Grievous
April 11, 2005 at 8:47 am

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of Satan. May God rebuke him we humbly pray. And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into Hell Satan and all evil spirits who prowl the world, seeking the ruin of souls. AMEN! Repent, Gothius!!! Or suffer eternal punishment and torment in the bowels of HELL!!!

Pythoness
May 2, 2005 at 3:20 pm

I feel your pain, man. I owe on my cable bill so I’m using AOL and dial-up. For once, I’m grateful for AOL’s ubiquitous free trial CD’s. But next payday… it’s back to cable! WOO-HOO!

Yeah, you should set up a paypal account so your loyal readers can donate to the cause. 8) I’d be glad to do so when I’m no longer so butt broke.

desert_drum
May 2, 2005 at 5:17 pm

ChocoBean wrote:
Let’s all take a moment to remmeber though, that Jesus our Savior IS teh Rock.

All this time and not one “If you SMELL-LLLLLLL what The Jesus is cookin’!” joke.

Allow me. :)

jumbo55
June 17, 2005 at 9:28 pm

Dialup does suk..i had it for a while, then i was blessed with DSL lol, good stuff

Hippie will
April 22, 2009 at 9:27 pm

jesus fucking christ i wish i had found this comic earlier. this is rich.

PredQueen
January 9, 2011 at 12:23 am

We ony get 7 gigs of internet a month. We can’t get adsl, because we are “too far” from the tower. WE ARE 4KM AWAY!!

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