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Frank_in_SoHo
April 15, 2005 at 9:09 am

To this day, ‘Staten Island…Now they’re just making up places’ still cracks me up!!!

Keep up the good work and BOY do I have a few ideas for ya!!

Antidistinctlyminty
April 15, 2005 at 9:21 am

Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout Bernie?

Congrats on 100th issue. Top quality as always.

Hey, was big J just about to heal Preston’s eyes? That woulda been cool.
Would Preston have to have believed in J’s Christian Mojo for it to have worked?

Now he can heal his head. Mojo belief permitting, natch.

Bad Karma
April 15, 2005 at 9:23 am

“Oh! There’s my bowling ball.”

Haha, oh man. Great job Bernie.

PAULeNICE
April 15, 2005 at 9:28 am

YAY! 100 EPISODES OF COMEDY GENIUS. YER A FUCKING BEAUT BERNIE, AND I’M DAMN SURE THAT YOUR ILL SKILLS CERTAINLY PAY THE BILLS.

Xeno.Morph
April 15, 2005 at 9:38 am

One hundred great comics, one hundred posts to celebrate… Good job, Bernie! You’re an inspiration to us all. And thanks to you, I can imagine a predator wearing an apron… Decorating a Christmas tree… Maybe soon to get glasses… And fusing with two other people… Hehe… I like dots…

I’m gonna say ALP a hundred times!

ALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPA
LPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPAL
PALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALP
ALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPA
LPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALPALP

There.

dl316bh
April 15, 2005 at 10:34 am

My favorite one has always been the christmas one. A bong and a christmas tree, wow. The sad part is I can picture Abe smoking it.

Great job Bernie. Here’s to a hundred more!

LovleAnjel
April 15, 2005 at 10:58 am

100 strips, so sweet! Ah, my thrice-weekly joy only increases…

Xeno.Morph
April 15, 2005 at 11:45 am

roc balloons jorge steinbrenner’s holla camel locker preparation POW hours tremors rice inhumanly carbon corner pants spleen FOOOSH open waitasec yoga turnstile pupil individuality gerbil midgets eyes gonna liver underwear lindsay chinese gay bear octopus mars flattered crabs obscene steps new mom crap LITTLE drones CHAINSAW KETCHUP aids bitter lohan greenland SMOKE shady cosmetic return offissser yacht manual hockey shakespeare hell jock tyler dachsund CRUNCH moustaches panties physically screwed radio landlord gym ricotta katie experience vocabulary ted godzilla beer see invaders scissors property psycho elephant family ninja fusing I-RON WERE smile CHALLAH pushups glue month demographic check plates fries myopic

Inkmonkey
April 15, 2005 at 12:08 pm

Way to go on the 100, Bernie!

Johnzig
April 15, 2005 at 12:12 pm

Hmm is it safe to assume anytime Pres or Abe get hurt that Jesus heals them? :?:

dman
April 15, 2005 at 12:16 pm

Who would have thought that Predators see Webster when the get knocked dizzy! Hillarious!!

100 episodes and they still get better every day! Congrats Bernie!

desert_drum
April 15, 2005 at 12:39 pm

Congratulations and thanks for bringing the funny!

Tapin
April 15, 2005 at 1:08 pm

So has anyone asked when Jesus’s mom is going to visit, yet?

groffa
April 15, 2005 at 1:24 pm

great comic, I follow it like a stalker! especially the first frame cracked me up.

—-
Hoppa faffa!

Socran
April 15, 2005 at 2:07 pm

One word from each of the episodes. Obviously stolen from Strong Bad, but always funny none the less. Also, I don’t think Pres needs to be Christian to get healed. Back in Jesus’ time, there were no Christians. I mean, there were “God-ites”, but yeah. And before anyone asks how Abe bowls, it’s obvious he doesn’t. Or at least, when he tries, he hits Pres in the head.

Guest
April 15, 2005 at 2:56 pm

dman wrote:
Who would have thought that Predators see Webster when the get knocked dizzy! Hillarious!!

100 episodes and they still get better every day! Congrats Bernie!

“Arnold” (Different Strokes), not “Webster”.

Please, no discussions on differences between Arnold-alien vs. Webster-alien…

Xeno.Morph
April 15, 2005 at 3:11 pm

Socran wrote:
One word from each of the episodes. Obviously stolen from Strong Bad, but always funny none the less.

Yaw! Trogdoooooooor!

Xeno.Morph
April 15, 2005 at 3:16 pm

I have no limitations on posting with my own name now! Sux2bu, impersonator-person-of-the-mocking-ness! Kthxbi! *Throws a bowling ball at Arthur Dent*

Damnit, I saw a commercial for that movie and it’s completely different from the five books plus one in the trilogy of four… Brian from NuklearPower said that he’d heard they got rid of the funny to make room for more plot, and they gutted the plot to make room for special effects.

Alderic
April 15, 2005 at 4:43 pm

WOOOOOOOOOOOTS! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Notasmile21
April 15, 2005 at 5:32 pm

For celebration of the 100th comic, I will now grace you all with my own registered username.

Great job Bernie…Your comics always make me laugh. Bring us all 100 more!

zwee
April 15, 2005 at 6:28 pm

Is it just me, or is Jesus dancing in the last frame? Maybe B will give us rapping J.C…

Richiboom
April 15, 2005 at 7:25 pm

oh my god, i can’t believe i just worked it out.
Preston’s sofa is is fact Morpheus’ sofa from the Matrix Reloaded model…
Damn McFarlane models sure pop up alot in these comics. Congrats on the 100th strip

jennif
April 15, 2005 at 10:27 pm

Happy 100th sweetie!

~j

imrumpf
April 16, 2005 at 12:16 am

Xeno.Morph wrote:
Damnit, I saw a commercial for that movie and it’s completely different from the five books plus one in the trilogy of four… Brian from NuklearPower said that he’d heard they got rid of the funny to make room for more plot, and they gutted the plot to make room for special effects.

I’ve been mad for a while now. The whole beginning with Dent lying in the mud in front of the bulldozer is GONE! ABSOLUTLY GONE! I could go on and on about the funnies hat have been taken out but i think i’ll save that for a new thread soon.

Anyways awesome comic! remind me of the saying [color=green:5a796c0f2d]“I can see!” said the blind man, pissing into the wind, “Its all comming back to me now!”[/color:5a796c0f2d]. I can’t wait till #200 is done and you can be sure i’ll be here still to congradulate you! Keep it up!

InvaderJess
April 16, 2005 at 1:16 am

Congrats on the hundredth. They’re still flippin’ hilarious and you are a comic God. Keep ‘em coming.

Pterodactyl
April 16, 2005 at 7:37 am

congrats Bernie!!!! Keep them comin!!! checked aLp out at 6:30 am yesterday to see the 100th ( [size=9:61e9f1be6c]as if…….. jest kiddin’[/size:61e9f1be6c])

thats the way to do it bernie build up the anticipation and keep us wanting more ….. you dawg!!!!

Dammit people vote and get aLp back up there in the top 10 where it rightfully belongs damn it all… lets move it people!!!!!!!! I don’t hear those mouskas klikin’!!!!!! Bernie has kid’s to feed!!!!!

P

cybermax
April 16, 2005 at 7:50 am

hahaha, good bye guests. Sign up if you want to talk :D

Alderic
April 16, 2005 at 10:01 am

How can ALP be 17 on the top 20 comics countdown, last time I checked it was like 5 VOTE FOR THIS COMIC NOW!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

some random guest
April 16, 2005 at 11:14 am

100 comics. I wouldn’t have the time to do that many. What is thy bidding, my Master?

Xeno.Morph
April 16, 2005 at 12:49 pm

Where has all the funny gone… (poppy song tune)
Oh wait, it’s all been stolen! By BERNIE! BERNIE HAS ALL THE FUNNY HOSTAGE! WE MUST VOTE AND HE’LL LET THE FUNNY GO! YAY!

I cook toast in the microwave. Go me. *Gives Bernie some microwaved pretzels*

One hundred funnies… Using only a camera, two dolls, and NY. Oh, and a computer. And an imagination. And hundreds and HUNDREDS of loyal readers! *Ahem* Yeah, that’s right. Loyal.
[size=3:51e6c95af7]Give us money and we’ll read monday’s comic.[/size:51e6c95af7]

Isaac
April 16, 2005 at 1:26 pm

Congrats. Great comic. I’m just sad it took me this long to find it.

Treach
April 17, 2005 at 1:50 am

Xeno.Morph wrote:
And hundreds and HUNDREDS of loyal readers!

Hundreds? Nah, we’ve got to be in the thousands easily. I bet Bernie could top that Buzzcomix list if he wanted to, if only he updated that vote incentive.

Congrats on the anniversary, B…. that’s 100 times you’ve made me fall off my damn chair.

General Grievous
April 17, 2005 at 8:10 am

FUCKING A!!! LONG LIVE BERNIE!!! MAY HE LIVE FOREVER!!! THREE WANKS TO BERNIE!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Notasmile21
April 17, 2005 at 10:30 pm

That’s 800 times you’ve made me fall out of my chair.. :P

Thei-de Amedha
April 18, 2005 at 2:46 am

Now what was that warning parents always gave you?… …Oh ya! jacking off will make you go blind. Ill let you figure out the rest. :wink:

marximus
April 19, 2005 at 7:01 pm

Bernie: Congrats on number 100. Consistent greatness.

Lylmik
April 20, 2005 at 2:16 am

Been great, getting better with every strip!!!!
Covering all the topics nicely, but avoiding Zeev and Boris, damnit!!!
Love them!!
But can bet you Bernie is waiting for his kid to show some destructive tendencies/scary kiddie tactics to bring Zeev and Boris back to life, to make art imitate life and all that nonsense….
Right Bern?

Predatorgirl
August 11, 2010 at 2:40 am

Lol awesome.
Hey will preston ever where his helmet again? Is there some background story to why he doesn’t? will there ever be a female predator in the picture?

also u guys are wrong, predator is wayyy awesomer than alien, forgive me, im not ranting, but alien doesn’t stand a chance against predator.
Also predators are hot
Aliens aren’t.
And predators hair is cool too.

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