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bernieh
April 25, 2005 at 11:14 am

Comments on today’s comic/post go here…

KittyKat
April 25, 2005 at 11:52 am

Me and my wife are both short sited and we’ve had the same experience at an opticains, not with the pictures, but all the mirrors that they insist on having there.

N i c e s
t r i
p
:roll:

Cycoclops
April 25, 2005 at 4:18 pm

If ya didn’t notice, but some of Prestons left arm is cut off. Takes away from the humor.

palfrey
April 25, 2005 at 4:34 pm

Maybe I’m being *completely* stupid here, but who is that girl in the picture? Face rings a bell, but no idea from where (yup, I’m wearing my glasses and still can’t tell).

Simon_Says
April 25, 2005 at 9:34 pm

Nice strip.

I’m a pretty tall guy myself, the doc predicts I’ll be about 6′ 2-4” by the time I’m twenty. It’s a good thing and a bad thing being taller than most of your classmates. Basketball is easy, and it’s kind of funny seeing over everyones head in big crowds, but the damn bus ceilings…

imrumpf
April 25, 2005 at 11:00 pm

Simon_Says wrote:
Basketball is easy…

Ha! Being 6′ 4″ I SHOULD be good at high school basketball right? No way I can’t shoot worth beans! Which reminds me, ever seen that video of carter leapfrogging over that giant dude? Amazing…I’ll see If I can find it. Just more proof that you don’t have to be tall to play basketball!

Edit: I found the video! :D Here it is!

Alderic
April 26, 2005 at 12:03 am

damn you tall people, Me personally I am 5,7 so it’s kinda annoying, my school is full of tall people so I feel dwarfed.

20xx
April 26, 2005 at 1:16 am

Bad link >_>

Lylmik
April 26, 2005 at 2:22 am

Poor spud.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I FEEL CHEATED AND VIOLATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GODDAMMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought that’s gonna be someone of Troy-or-whatever MiniMe sized dude doing the dunking….(respect/awe/Jesus had to have his fingers in that pie if he’s able to…)but…
Yeah, poor spud, being 6″25′ must really put a corker into dunking.
Like me really stretching down to take a crap.
Anyway, work’s out!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a good one people!!!
Bernie, you kick ass on a massive scale!!!!

Lylmik
April 26, 2005 at 2:26 am

Just checked the netpage, guy is fairly short 5’7″, but still….
Not really a short person…..

JytaNona
April 26, 2005 at 2:27 am

Ha… I reached my whole whoppin 5 feet 1 inch in high school. Yeeaaaa…

Nice strip today, dude. Kudos…

Digitaaliklosetti
April 26, 2005 at 3:37 am

What the crap is kudos, anyway?

Also, wtf? Wasn’t Preston in heaven just now? Could it be that Bernie is one of the select elite few that simply wipe their ass with story continuity? Is Vincent Van Gogh a zombie?! :o

Holly Resurrected
April 26, 2005 at 4:13 am

Cycoclops wrote:
If ya didn’t notice, but some of Prestons left arm is cut off. Takes away from the humor.

It’s not cut off, it’s behind his knee. And it’s his right arm.

General Grievous
April 26, 2005 at 4:22 am

Yeah yeah yeah. I’m the shortest in the Malaysian Herpetological Society. Only 5′ 2”…… WTF!!!!!!!?????????????? Why????!!!!!! Now only my girlfriend likes me……

Socran
April 26, 2005 at 10:06 am

So what’s Bernie doing at the eye doctor when his roommate can make blind men see? Does it ONLY apply to blind men, or does he charge for miracles these days, or what?

Palfrey – She looks a lot like Quistis from FFVIII, could that be who you’re thinking of?

Digitaawhatever – Kudos are an abstract measure of respect, sort of like brownie points. And Preston was merely unconscious, and THOUGHT he was in heaven. Seriously, God wouldn’t do that to the guy.

Private Whore
April 26, 2005 at 10:32 am

Digitaaliklosetti wrote:
What the crap is kudos, anyway?

Also, wtf? Wasn’t Preston in heaven just now? Could it be that Bernie is one of the select elite few that simply wipe their ass with story continuity? Is Vincent Van Gogh a zombie?! :o

More questions raised soon…

Dahaka
April 26, 2005 at 11:52 am

Kudos are a snack that “bring great taste to granola”.
They are manufactured by the Mars corporation, and where popular in the early 90s. Combining granola and sweets into one snack, Kudos brazenly penetrated the brown bag lunch industry.

http://www.kudosbar.com/kudos/

Alderic
April 26, 2005 at 4:17 pm

From height to snack food we here at the ALP forum cover everything.

Alderic
April 26, 2005 at 4:19 pm

Herpetologist wrote:
Yeah yeah yeah. I’m the shortest in the Malaysian Herpetological Society. Only 5′ 2”…… WTF!!!!!!!?????????????? Why????!!!!!! Now only my girlfriend likes me……

Herpetological?

imrumpf
April 26, 2005 at 5:55 pm

haha that reminds me of the time somebody was saying to me “hey you ever tried the new Whatchamacallit?”
- “a WHAT!?”
- “Whatchamacallit!”
- “What the f**k is that!?”
- “here! look!”

And there is was, a Choloclate bar called Whatchamacallit made by Hershey’s. Appearently It was made in the USA for a while but never made it to Canada, and even then, it didn’t last long on the shelves. Or so I heard. But hey, whatever needs to be done to get more chocolate customers!

Blaster
April 26, 2005 at 8:08 pm

Alderic wrote:
Herpetological?

That means he is a member of a society of herpes sufferers. They get together, exchange treatment regimens, compare lesions, etc.

:P

Warrior Alien
April 26, 2005 at 10:48 pm

For all of the people who don’t know what a herpetologist is, they study amphibians and reptiles…and most definitely NOT what Blaster suggests

By the way, excellent comic!

Alderic
April 27, 2005 at 12:01 am

Wow, now we include herpes and lizards. Oh Oh I know, Lizards WITH Herpes.

Really you can’t say much about the idea I mean look at the name of the comic.

Cycoclops
April 27, 2005 at 9:52 am

Holly wrote:

Cycoclops wrote:
If ya didn’t notice, but some of Prestons left arm is cut off. Takes away from the humor.

It’s not cut off, it’s behind his knee. And it’s his right arm.

His right my left, And he fixed it already.

Holly Resurrected
April 27, 2005 at 6:49 pm

Cycoclops wrote:

Holly wrote:

Cycoclops wrote:
If ya didn’t notice, but some of Prestons left arm is cut off. Takes away from the humor.

It’s not cut off, it’s behind his knee. And it’s his right arm.

His right my left, And he fixed it already.

Oh. Guess I got to it late.

And I love your sig. “I saw it climb up the wall, it was a giant spider!!”

neo-gigan
June 14, 2005 at 12:07 am

Cycoclops wrote:

Holly wrote:

Cycoclops wrote:
If ya didn’t notice, but some of Prestons left arm is cut off. Takes away from the humor.

It’s not cut off, it’s behind his knee. And it’s his right arm.

His right my left, And he fixed it already.

i thought it was kinda ra :wink: ndom

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