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Holly Resurrected
May 16, 2005 at 3:11 am

Hahah, damn blurry ESP! Great new comic. And first comment! *dances wildly*

angelus_raptor
May 16, 2005 at 4:13 am

what’s an ESP?

Holly Resurrected
May 16, 2005 at 4:18 am

Extra Sensory Perception. Psychicosity.

My allergies aren’t quite as bad as trees fucking in my eyes, but I have been rather miserable this last week. Felt like I was getting a cold, but it was never a fullblown cold, just that crappy feeling you get right before. Like flowers fucking in your eyes.

nathanpt2000
May 16, 2005 at 4:41 am

adam’s apple for the lady. Tranny? Oh.. Preston, why!!!
Sorry for the allergy symptoms.
I’m new here, but have been watching (and voting!) for a while. Hello all!

Private Whore
May 16, 2005 at 5:08 am

Eh Holly, nice sig pic.

Anyhoo, great comic. My dad was standing behind me, he also thought it was funny.

Trees fucking in my eyes. Sheer genius. I know exactly what you mean. Trees, get a room!

General Grievous
May 16, 2005 at 5:41 am

Hahaha! Made me fall off my chair! :lol:

Rymel
May 16, 2005 at 6:15 am

i just had to register to share this with the thread:

hobo
May 16, 2005 at 8:17 am

wtf…spring?????

oh right… america….

Socran
May 16, 2005 at 10:25 am

Not just America. New York. And if there are trees to fuck in your eyes in New York, my sources are very VERY wrong. Curse you, garden gnomes! You told me it was worse than Pittsburgh!

tenchi89
May 16, 2005 at 10:28 am

I’m in Florida so I’m personally getting fucked in the eyes by pine trees and oak trees…and lots of them. Actually now that I think about it I’m getting fucked everywhere by those bastards…there needles are in my pool, there cones are in my lawn mower, and there sex goo is all over my damn car. Nothing worse then a yellow car the day after you wash it. Dirty tree bastards. One day I’ll take a picture and post it so you can see how fun a nice coat of pollen is on your shiny waxed car.

Oliver
May 16, 2005 at 10:38 am

WTF is up with this tree shit? I never used to get any kind of spring allergies at all, and this year my head is exploding. I blame New Jersey.

Combined with Bernie’s experience, I’m starting to formulate a theory. This is clearly a government plot to get us to hate trees so much that we’ll beg them to cut them all down. And it’s working! Asphalt everywhere, please.

Private Whore
May 16, 2005 at 11:22 am

Dude, can’t you see? It’s not the government… it’s a friggin invasion. The trees have been observing (and fucking in our eyes) for a long, long time. They are just waiting for the right time to strike. Just like sheep…

Socran
May 16, 2005 at 12:00 pm

Respect the trees, for they are more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Also, I forgot to mention, that last line of the comment reminds me of Flonase nasal spray. One side effect is nosebleeds. Hmm… Boogers or blood? Such a tough decision.

Edit: Aramor, Lylmik’s quote in your sig makes so much more sense now.

Troid
May 16, 2005 at 1:51 pm

Hey Bernie, i’ve been waiting forever for someone to ask what figure you used for Corinna, but no one ever did, so what figure did you use for Corinna?

ChibiSpawn
May 16, 2005 at 2:38 pm

Omg Pres looks like Bubbles! Well the predator version of Bubbles that is. I hope you all know what Traler Park Boys is so the Bubbles thing would make sense.

Rymel
May 16, 2005 at 2:38 pm

it’s funny and it sucks how everyone seems to be saying the same thing. i also never really felt the allergy season until this year. and man does it hurt. my sinuses are trying to claw their way out of my nose…through the bridge.

Xeno.Morph
May 16, 2005 at 2:45 pm

Aahahahahahhahahhaha! Hah! Ahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Ha! HAAHGhah!

Trees… Copulating… What a hilarious thing to think of… Hmm… Will Preston get so mad at trees for “fucking” his eyes (And causing his blindness) that he’ll go and axe them all while they slumber?

Lylmik was trying to say “Make like a tree and leave” but he/she probably didn’t feel like making the correct pun so they said “fuck off really quick.” Don’t you just love internet wit?

I live in Canadia. Dododoooo! I think I’m getting allergies this year. There was this infection thing going around because it’s a secondary one and was taking advantage of people’s allergies. You get a sore throat, huge blisters too, sneezing (And copious amounts of mucus), and your right ear is just frigged up. My mom woke up one morning and she was sick with it, her eardrum almost ready to burst because of the damn infection. (Gross, eh?) (Let’s hear more!!) We got really strong antibiotics that were only meant for five days, but we were prescribed for seven. And they’re so strong that they’ll keep working for two weeks after we stop taking them. Yay! Stupid immune system. But, right now, I’m in Texas. And I don’t see many flowers. Except huge magnolias. Dammit, I’m getting a headache. I’ll stop typing now before Preston axes me.

The other day, I saw four Prestons. I think Bernie’s stalking me, trying to make me like the predator. There’s the Preston here, my sister’s fiance’s nephew Preston, a highway called Preston, and I just finished a book by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. Where the hell are the Abrahams!?

Damn, I didn’t stop typing. Is Preston coming? Wait, I gotta go answer the door…

AUGH! TAKE THAT, FOUREYES! RAYGUNLASERTHING IN YOUR EYES!

Meneer Spaghetti
May 16, 2005 at 4:28 pm

I wear lenses :D

DucttapeKing
May 16, 2005 at 4:30 pm

I too am suffering extremely from allergies for the first time in my life. I was on Allegra, but that did nothing, so I moved onto something that actually works. Nevertheless, the trees are still winning the battle. We must destroy the leader of tree sex if we are to defeat the entire army. That seems to work with everything else anyway…

desert_drum
May 16, 2005 at 4:33 pm

Socran wrote:
Also, I forgot to mention, that last line of the comment reminds me of Flonase nasal spray. One side effect is nosebleeds. Hmm… Boogers or blood? Such a tough decision.

I’ve been seeing a rheumatoid arthritis medication advertised the past couple of months that blithely lists among its side effects…lymphoma. When they start considering cancer a “side effect,” I’m going to start trying faith healing instead, thanks.

imrumpf
May 16, 2005 at 4:36 pm

Don’t you think Mace would work better than axe? :P Yep I too suffer from allergies but I remember a while ago I got alergy shots. I got 2 needles a week for almost 2 years. Not fun at all if you ask me. And i remember when they did the test to see what I was allergic to they had this huge thing that put like 200 drops on me in rows and columns, each drop being something different. Then the doctor proceeded to pierce me at each and every drop and then wait 15 minutes and see which parts of my skin swelled up and reacted to whatever was just put in me. I remember pain and that’s all.

Lets get rid of allergies alltogether and burn all the trees to the ground! :twisted:

Private Whore
May 16, 2005 at 6:05 pm

Xeno.Morph wrote:
Aahahahahahhahahhaha! Hah! Ahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Ha! HAAHGhah!

Trees… Copulating… What a hilarious thing to think of… Hmm… Will Preston get so mad at trees for “fucking” his eyes (And causing his blindness) that he’ll go and axe them all while they slumber?

Lylmik was trying to say “Make like a tree and leave” but he/she probably didn’t feel like making the correct pun so they said “fuck off really quick.” Don’t you just love internet wit?

I live in Canadia. Dododoooo! I think I’m getting allergies this year. There was this infection thing going around because it’s a secondary one and was taking advantage of people’s allergies. You get a sore throat, huge blisters too, sneezing (And copious amounts of mucus), and your right ear is just frigged up. My mom woke up one morning and she was sick with it, her eardrum almost ready to burst because of the damn infection. (Gross, eh?) (Let’s hear more!!) We got really strong antibiotics that were only meant for five days, but we were prescribed for seven. And they’re so strong that they’ll keep working for two weeks after we stop taking them. Yay! Stupid immune system. But, right now, I’m in Texas. And I don’t see many flowers. Except huge magnolias. Dammit, I’m getting a headache. I’ll stop typing now before Preston axes me.

The other day, I saw four Prestons. I think Bernie’s stalking me, trying to make me like the predator. There’s the Preston here, my sister’s fiance’s nephew Preston, a highway called Preston, and I just finished a book by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. Where the hell are the Abrahams!?

Damn, I didn’t stop typing. Is Preston coming? Wait, I gotta go answer the door…

AUGH! TAKE THAT, FOUREYES! RAYGUNLASERTHING IN YOUR EYES!

*Cough* Sugar high? I certainly hope so. You sugar highs make life fun *uncough*

Lylmik
May 16, 2005 at 7:05 pm

xeno.morph wrote:
Lylmik was trying to say “Make like a tree and leave” but he/she probably didn’t feel like making the correct pun so they said “fuck off really quick.” Don’t you just love internet wit?

I actually do know how the pun goes, but chose to completely ignore the convention and go my own way, as guessed. Had a friend like that, for the threat of gettting the bullet in the back of the head, he just couldn’t say the right thing at the right time, played havoc with his love-life…..

And it is he, even if after getting the things cooking and finishing off, it is my girlfriend that falls asleep afterwards and i want to talk.
I know, i know, slap me around and call me a bitch…. We did talk about it, and is a constant source of ridicule….. that swings both ways most of the time…….

Man, Star Wars thing coming out in just 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And apparently, http://www.comingsoon.com is saying that AVP is getting a younger sibling………. sweeeeeettttttt……..
I don’t know, AVP didn’t really fare well in the land of Oz, but i loved it, they ran it along the lines of some of the books, i think chicks’ name was Mitchiko Noguchi or something, was cool….. aw screw it…..

Pher
May 16, 2005 at 7:19 pm

Aramor wrote:
They are just waiting for the right time to strike. Just like sheep…

Peter: Just look at ‘em (clouds) up there, plotting.

Cloud 1: We strike tomorrow.
Cloud 2: Yes, tomorrow….

Cloud 1: I mean it this time!
Cloud 2: Me too!

Warrior Alien
May 16, 2005 at 7:49 pm

Okay, allergies and me go back a long long LONG LOOOOOOOOOOOONG way! Ever since I was four I have had one allergy shot a week, and the allergy test imrumpf is also well known. Oi 36 shots up and down BOTH arms…thank God it is only once a year. stupid trees…magnolias should DIE DIEEEEEEE DDDDDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE :x as for all of the blasted flower shops…hmmm.they should BURN!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

ACK I almost forgot about all of those freakin cottonwoods that keep fluffing their junk all over my pool! (sneezes uncontrolably *cough cough hack wheeze*) im ok…really …im fine! :?

InvaderJess
May 16, 2005 at 8:33 pm

Never had allergies to pollen or anything like that…

But, I must say the tree comments are beginning to frighten me. And the sheep….Not the sheep. Somebody hold me, I’m frightened…

Hilarious comic today btw. My hockey twin and I busted up laughing.

Lylmik
May 16, 2005 at 9:40 pm

I think i have an allergy to dust, but just very mild, sneeze like sumbich, 6-7 times in a go….
But long ago, i have heard that each sneeze equates to 1/3 of an orgasm, no idea in what way, but i figured that i might as well rack up the mileage and do it heaps…. and is invigorating fun…. don’t mind….
And compared to you geriatrics, i think i’m lucky!!!!!
And since i ridiculed you on your misfortune, i will probably get it as well!!
Bring out the voodoo dollies and bunch of pins……………

Stu
May 16, 2005 at 11:22 pm

Lylmik wrote:
But long ago, i have heard that each sneeze equates to 1/3 of an orgasm

If that were true, let’s just say my mornings would be a lot more fun, and I would have discovered the male equivalent of multiple orgasms.

I remember getting all those shots, and the weekly shots. Had them for years, until I said enough and stopped going. Still have a little problem when I am overwhelmed (like being in a pet store), but otherwise I am OK.

JytaNona
May 16, 2005 at 11:46 pm

SWEET strip today Bernie…

I didn’t have allergies until I moved to Florida… *grumble grumble* Now I can’t have dogs, cats or any animal that romps around… bitches. I also sneeze for endurance… up 8 sneezes in a row. Nine in a row was my personal best after my friend let her cat into the house while I was sleeping on the couch… and it decided to cuddle RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Gah!

Oh, if I could only have a detachable head.

Xeno.Morph
May 16, 2005 at 11:54 pm

Lylmik wrote:
Man, Star Wars thing coming out in just 2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And apparently, http://www.comingsoon.com is saying that AVP is getting a younger sibling………. sweeeeeettttttt……..
I don’t know, AVP didn’t really fare well in the land of Oz, but i loved it, they ran it along the lines of some of the books, i think chicks’ name was Mitchiko Noguchi or something, was cool….. aw screw it…..

Stop trying to change the subject.

Hmm. Cats have a way of finding those who are allergic to them. Try a pet bearded dragon, or a rat. They’re both so cuddly!!

Remember guys, the egg was fresh. Abe swore on it.

gmayerson
May 17, 2005 at 12:42 am

Sorry to bring up the comic in all this tree-fucking, but have I been reading this comic too long or does Abe look good in those glasses?

veron
May 17, 2005 at 1:35 am

Just wanted to let you guys know that this thing can also work vice versa. I used to have a really bad allergy when I was younger, it was a nightmare. However, maybe three, four years ago it started to get easier and easier. Last summer I had almost nothing. I’m 31 now.

So don’t give up hope guys, there’s still hope for you and your running noses!

hobo
May 17, 2005 at 2:36 am

hehehehehehehehehehehe
its not allergy season here in Australia
hehehe
but it is kinda raining a hell of a lot. which pisses me off

angelus_raptor
May 17, 2005 at 2:44 am

rainy season huh? i guess the same’s here in Singapore. and lucky me, i only have colds, and no allergies =)

Private Whore
May 17, 2005 at 4:03 am

Lol, where’d you get that from?

angelus_raptor
May 17, 2005 at 4:19 am

me? colds? naah, they’re usual stuff. i’m always sneezing and such. darn. haha.

Uncle Whippity
May 17, 2005 at 8:30 am

ChibiSpawn wrote:
Omg Pres looks like Bubbles! Well the predator version of Bubbles that is. I hope you all know what Traler Park Boys is so the Bubbles thing would make sense.

“Sharing an apartment with an acid-blooded xenomorph ain’t no place for a kitty.”

First post because the resemblance is eery.

(And hay-fever season has arrived in Blighty, too….)

Private Whore
May 17, 2005 at 8:50 am

Aramor wrote:
Lol, where’d you get that from?

Lol, I actually replied to the last post on the other page… didn’t notice there was a second page full of stuff already… :lol:

angelus_raptor
May 17, 2005 at 9:30 am

…only human. haha =D

Socran
May 17, 2005 at 10:09 am

Xeno.Morph wrote:
Lylmik was trying to say “Make like a tree and leave” but he/she probably didn’t feel like making the correct pun so they said “fuck off really quick.” Don’t you just love internet wit?

Quote:

I’m aware of that, I was pointing out that his alteration of the phrase actually meant something now. Obviously it wasn’t his original intention, but it’s TRUE!

marximus
May 17, 2005 at 10:49 am

Bernie: When allergy season gets serious, the seriously allergic go for Allegra-D!!!

capnez
May 17, 2005 at 11:06 am

This is probably one of the funniest AlP strip I know (and I know them all). I even registered on the forum just because of this strip. Kudos!
By the way, I have the exact same problem as you – trees fucking in my eyes. And I am not even a dendrophiliac :-(. It is interesting to note that, like you, I only got this allergy about four to five years ago, and never had any problems prior to that. 2004/05 I spent a year in Texas (originally being from Austria, Europe), and never had any problems during that time. Now, a year later, it seems to be much, much better too, fortunately.

angelus_raptor
May 17, 2005 at 11:22 am

sorry, but can anyone explain the whole thing about ‘trees fucking in my eyes’? kinda blurr here…

Pterodactyl
May 17, 2005 at 12:46 pm

Sudafed… the little red pill… four wonderful hours of itchless eyes and runless nose….. sure…. there are others that the pharmy companies want you to try… but this little chemical is tried, true AND cheap!!!!!! besides you can regulate the dosage and not feel like you live inside a can of play dough.

as for trees fuckin’……. pollen : dustlike yellow grains containing the
male reproductive cells of flowering plants. 8)
pollenate: to fertilize by carrying pollen to the female part of a plant!!!
ohhh yeah sexayyyyyyy!!!!
8)
[size=10:807eb8ca42] god I love horticultue!!!!!
and remeber kids…. You can lead a whore to culture … but you can’t make her think!!!!!![/size:807eb8ca42]

[size=18:807eb8ca42] < : >[/size:807eb8ca42]
that is all

some random guest
May 17, 2005 at 1:14 pm

This was the funniest comic of them all to me.

jennif
May 17, 2005 at 3:23 pm

Bernie, I love how the chick has a personality too, so she’s not just a piece of eye candy.

Loved the AXE ME WHILE I SLUMBER!

Stu wrote:
Still have a little problem when I am overwhelmed (like being in a pet store), but otherwise I am OK.

Stu, my advice to you, if you’re allergic to pets, is to avoid pet stores.

~j

Lylmik
May 17, 2005 at 7:04 pm

“xeno-morph wrote:

Stop trying to change the subject. ”

By you actually pointing it out(which, by the way, was in no way meant to change it in any way!!)you did draw attention to it….

And by the way, how in the gods’ name do you do the highlighted “someonesomeone wrote:
whatevereltorocrapponomatter”?
If someone would care to enlighten me?
I know i know guys, bloody newbies!!!!

Holly Resurrected
May 17, 2005 at 7:12 pm

Lylmik, there’s a button on the upper right corner of each post that says “quote”. Click the button and you’ll go to a reply window with the correct code for quoting somebody. Or, if you just want to grab some text and quote it, use this code:

Quote:
blah blah blah

To quote a specific person, use this code:

username wrote:
blah blah blah

That’s all there is to it. There’s also some buttons for doing quick code at the top of the post window. Highlight the text and click the button, and it inserts the text.

Blaster
May 17, 2005 at 7:30 pm

Dammt Holly, I was having fun watching that. He should have to figure it out for himself like the rest of us. :x

Stu
May 17, 2005 at 9:24 pm

jennif wrote:

Stu wrote:
Still have a little problem when I am overwhelmed (like being in a pet store), but otherwise I am OK.

Stu, my advice to you, if you’re allergic to pets, is to avoid pet stores.

~j

I generally do. But there are times when being around pets (or more specifically, animal hair) is unavoidable. Cases in point:

1) My uncle and his family has an English Springer Spaniel. Every time I go visit, I break out in hives, even after they vacuum up the place. It’s unavoidable.

2) Years ago, I visited the Grand Canyon as part of a summer tour, and I took a horse trip (or whatever animal) down to the bottom. To ensure I wouldn’t break out in hives and itch, I took some Benadryl. Four tablets, which any doctor should tell you is way above the recommended dosage and should not be done. I didn’t break out in hives, but I’m not sure I was too coherent the rest of the day.

Troid
May 17, 2005 at 11:24 pm

Apparently i’m the only bugger here curious as to what figure was used for Corinna.

Rymel
May 18, 2005 at 1:08 am

actually i was kinda curious too, cuz it doesn’t look like a run of the mill barbie, but since you asked i didn’t bother :P

angelus_raptor
May 18, 2005 at 1:34 am

Blaster wrote:
Dammt Holly, I was having fun watching that. He should have to figure it out for himself like the rest of us. :x

evil… haha.

you know, looking at Corinna’s jeans, they sort of resemble those Spiderman toys i used to have while i was a kid.

Holly Resurrected
May 18, 2005 at 1:51 am

Hey, n00bs deserve love too.

angelus_raptor
May 18, 2005 at 1:53 am

where is the loove….?

hobo
May 18, 2005 at 2:37 am

hehe, the chick looks like Michael Jackson….
maybe its the nose…it looks funni

Lylmik
May 18, 2005 at 2:44 am

Thanks heaps Holly :D :D !!!
Will make my life easier, and i will not appear to be what i truly am, a nOOb striving :x :oops: ….!!!!
Have a great one or few guys!!!

Xeno.Morph
May 18, 2005 at 7:59 am

Preston can axe me while I slumber anytime. Except I just vapourized his head. Or did I? WE WILL FIND OUT WHEN BERNIE UPDATES! Which should be TODAY!!! Either it’s Wednesday today and Big B’s late, or I’m severely confused. I think I took too much benodryl.

What’s the background picture for this one?

Private Whore
May 18, 2005 at 9:51 am

It’s Wednesday alright… 18th of May… as in… I’M GOING TO STAR WARS EPI III TONIGHT!!!

angelus_raptor
May 18, 2005 at 10:03 am

you basket! lol! tonight! grr!

haha, lucky you, mine’s on the 19th :( haha

Private Whore
May 18, 2005 at 11:45 am

[insert musical note thingy here]Lalalala Star Wars! Lalalala Star Wars[insert same musical note-like thing here]

STAR WARS!!! Sorry…

Hey, new comic… stop spamming this thread…

angelus_raptor
May 18, 2005 at 12:08 pm

lol!

after you *biiig smile*

Holly Resurrected
May 19, 2005 at 3:57 am

I’m going to go as soon as I can drag myself to the video store and rent Episode 2, since I never bothered with that one. The Phantom Menace soured me.

pablovision
May 19, 2005 at 10:56 pm

Paul Mcartney rules all the cats in the world, now it’s official that he also controls all of the trees.

I always knew he was evil, fuck off Paul and all of your damn trees, the cats can stay for comic relief.

Pablovision.

Predatorgirl
August 11, 2010 at 2:47 am

You know, it would be even awesomer if Corrina was a female predator, thaat would be awesome.

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