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Frank_in_Brooklyn
May 20, 2005 at 11:31 am

Feel my [color=darkred:796999a25a]POWAH[/color:796999a25a]!!!![size=24:796999a25a][/size:796999a25a]

kidcamel
May 20, 2005 at 11:41 am

I think that’s the most bad jokes i’ve ever seen in three panels :)

jombon
May 20, 2005 at 11:57 am

not good, not good mr bernie (ecclestone?).
the first sixteen strips were great…well, not great but somehow FUNNY.
wat bout these: guess nothing left to say, maybe exluding fact they are PATHETIC.

maybe your wife took away all your “funnynest” ??????? :roll:

ps: GEN GRIEVOUS IS THE BEST CHARACHTER EVA!!

jombon
May 20, 2005 at 11:58 am

i dont drink coffee

Wize
May 20, 2005 at 12:20 pm

kidcamel wrote:
I think that’s the most bad jokes i’ve ever seen in three panels :)

Isn’t it wonderful?!?!
:lol:

Uncle Whippity
May 20, 2005 at 12:27 pm

Wize wrote:

kidcamel wrote:
I think that’s the most bad jokes i’ve ever seen in three panels :)

Isn’t it wonderful?!?!
:lol:

Abe in panel 3 had me laughing too loud in the office. While the first 2 maybe stretched it a little, the 3rd panel was just so true to the characters we’ve come to love.

KittyKat
May 20, 2005 at 12:27 pm

kidcamel wrote:
I think that’s the most bad jokes i’ve ever seen in three panels :)

They are the best jokes I’ve ever seen in three panels :) I want it on a tee shirt man!

Joshe
May 20, 2005 at 1:08 pm

Ah, Abe. Gotta love him.

Dahaka
May 20, 2005 at 1:37 pm

If you are going to shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?

Private Whore
May 20, 2005 at 2:10 pm

That was so funny. Abe should be punched in the head. For being so dumb, and funny. Anyhoo, where are Pres’s ultimate chick-magnet devices?

Wize
May 20, 2005 at 2:11 pm

Aramor wrote:
Anyhoo, where are Pres’s ultimate chick-magnet devices?

It’s the hair. Duh.

:roll:

8)

PJ2POP
May 20, 2005 at 2:16 pm

kidcamel wrote:
I think that’s the most bad jokes i’ve ever seen in three panels :)

…It’s fuuny! :evil:

ChocoBean
May 20, 2005 at 3:46 pm

8D let me guess….
Jesus meets the girl and will tell Preston that she belongs to the Devil and if he goes out with her he’ll be very upset…..

y’know, with the whole being a medium thing

(I think Jesus likes the “smalls” better. 8D har ~)

InvaderJess
May 20, 2005 at 3:54 pm

I think I have a new favorite episode. That was hilarious. I actually wasn’t expecting the panel three joke. Very nice bern, keep up the excellent work.

ChibiSpawn
May 20, 2005 at 4:35 pm

HAHA! It was so lame that it was awesome! Yeah I liked that one

Pterodactyl
May 20, 2005 at 4:39 pm

as funny as the Kevin Bacon panel ( one of my poisenal favo-rites) :lol:

Quote:

jombon Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:57 am Post subject:

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not good, not good mr bernie (ecclestone?).
the first sixteen strips were great…well, not great but somehow FUNNY.
wat bout these: guess nothing left to say, maybe exluding fact they are PATHETIC.

:roll: and everyone is entitled to their opinion….. geeeze

[size=16:d22c325f67] < : > [/size:d22c325f67]

Private Whore
May 20, 2005 at 4:59 pm

Wize wrote:

Aramor wrote:
Anyhoo, where are Pres’s ultimate chick-magnet devices?

It’s the hair. Duh.

:roll:

8)

I was referring to his glasses. Them glasses seem to make him score with the ladies…

Wudya think secretary InvaderJess, should I get glasses? Will they improve my performance on the workfloor?

jombon
May 20, 2005 at 5:09 pm

ptero everyone is entitled, so as i am. i didnt say im gonna put my double-bladed lightsaber into heads of those, that think todays strip was funny. naaaah, i didnt mention it anywhere, but it doesnt mean i wouldn do so :lol:

is it forbidden to think bernie is goin down, and even that low as mista max mosley is? eh?

ive always thought american buissness is the funniest one…. :roll:

surely uncool wall bernie.

Warrior Alien
May 20, 2005 at 6:17 pm

I LOVE this one! :D Great work Bernie! I must admit the first two jokes were iffy but the third…the third had me rollin’! Poor, poor Abe…ya know I thought his stupidity would have attracted a girl or two (some go for the stupid=cute types) Don’t worry, I love ya Abe!!! :D
By the way where did Preston’s glasses go…they aren’t in this strip?

Wize
May 20, 2005 at 6:34 pm

Warrior Alien wrote:
By the way where did Preston’s glasses go…they aren’t in this strip?

I guess he doesn’t wear them all the time. I don’t wear mine all the time…….

Oh and Aramor, I was shamlessly saying that dreads = chickmagnets b/c I have them, that’s all. Not saying that I’m a chickmagnet-I’m just saying-yeah—I’m just saying.

Drone Daddy
May 20, 2005 at 10:06 pm

How do these keep getting better and better?

Bernie, keep it up mate!!! Love it.

Oh and Hambone, or Jambot, or Jambone, whatever your name is, General Grevious sucks and doesn’t belong on the ALP forums. He got his @$$ kicked by a shot to the chest. HA! If you’re here to talk aliens and preds, then pull up a chair, otherwise you need to recognize that Sidious is the man. And go home with your tail between your eyelids. And give me your address, because I’ve got a copy of Harper’s English Grammar you’re welcome to borrow. Cheers!

And I drink tons of coffee and I eat small children and I have a secret crush on InvaderJess and Holly but I’m not telling you that. Bwaaahahahahah. :twisted:

BB,

Holly Resurrected
May 20, 2005 at 11:24 pm

The first time a guy asked me for my digits, I really thought he was asking for my fingers. No joke. He thought I was a total idiot for going, “Huuuh?” At least it got rid of him.

And oh yeah, great bad jokes. Three in a row, without even reloading :lol:

hobo
May 21, 2005 at 12:39 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
very funny bernie, keep up the good work!!!!! (cell-mate…!!!! hehehe)
yeah, wat happend to the glasses???? glasses are kool! i wear them so they are kool

desert_drum
May 21, 2005 at 1:57 am

Drone Daddy wrote:
And I drink tons of coffee and I eat small children and I have a secret crush on InvaderJess and Holly but I’m not telling you that.

They say too much coffee makes you think out loud :)

Blaster
May 21, 2005 at 2:14 am

Holly wrote:
The first time a guy asked me for my digits, I really thought he was asking for my fingers. No joke. He thought I was a total idiot for going, “Huuuh?” At least it got rid of him.

And oh yeah, great bad jokes. Three in a row, without even reloading :lol:

Huh huh, he wanted you to finger him. :lol:

Holly Resurrected
May 21, 2005 at 2:20 am

Blaster wrote:

Holly wrote:
The first time a guy asked me for my digits, I really thought he was asking for my fingers. No joke. He thought I was a total idiot for going, “Huuuh?” At least it got rid of him.

And oh yeah, great bad jokes. Three in a row, without even reloading :lol:

Huh huh, he wanted you to finger him. :lol:

Eeew! Now I’m really glad I didn’t go out with him :shock:

desert_drum
May 21, 2005 at 2:41 am

Ah, now there’s an idea for an off-topic veer:

Anyone memorize a special number to hand out at bars, clubs, etc. when someone asks for your phone number who you don’t want breathing your air, let alone calling you at home? What does the number actually connect them to?

In my bar and clubbing days, it was the number for the local heavily-advertised mental health services referral line: 232-HELP. Give them the numbers rather than the letters, and they’d never know until it was too late.

Holly Resurrected
May 21, 2005 at 2:59 am

Urban Shawoman, I love your site. Especially the Inuit carvings. I’ve always been a little curious about shamanism, I’m not sure exactly what it is. I thought it was communion with the spirits or something, but according to my Tibettan Buddhism professor it means actually going down into hell to talk to dead people, rather than bringing them up to earth. I dunno, but the idea is intriguing. I was raised Christian and am now sort of exploring other religeons and trying to figure out what I really believe in. It’s always cool to run into people who have taken a different path than me. W00t, and all that.

desert_drum
May 21, 2005 at 3:22 am

Holly wrote:
Urban Shawoman, I love your site. Especially the Inuit carvings. I’ve always been a little curious about shamanism, I’m not sure exactly what it is. I thought it was communion with the spirits or something, but according to my Tibettan Buddhism professor it means actually going down into hell to talk to dead people, rather than bringing them up to earth. I dunno, but the idea is intriguing. I was raised Christian and am now sort of exploring other religeons and trying to figure out what I really believe in. It’s always cool to run into people who have taken a different path than me. W00t, and all that.

Thanks :) Those carvings just knock me out, too. I wish I had the $$ to collect them. I have some Zuni carvings, and even that is a pretty occasional hobby, because the good ones don’t come cheap.

Going “down into hell” depends on the spiritual background of the practitioner, and on their culture, but that’s the general idea of things. What’s done on arriving varies pretty wildly too. If you want, I’m more than willing to chat on the subject, oh…endlessly *laugh* PM me, and we’ll get out of everyone else’s hair with it :)

EDIT: By the way, your sig made me spit caffeinated beverage at my screen :lol:

Antidistinctlyminty
May 21, 2005 at 3:53 am

urbanshawoman wrote:
Ah, now there’s an idea for an off-topic veer:

yay, my favourite type of veering!

urbanshawoman wrote:
Anyone memorize a special number to hand out at bars, clubs, etc. when someone asks for your phone number who you don’t want breathing your air, let alone calling you at home? What does the number actually connect them to?

There’s a DJ on Radio One, here in the UK, who gives out a “FlirtDivert” number.
It is a regular mobile/cellphone number which diverts straight to an answerphone, so when Dorkus Maximus asks for your number, you give him/her/it the fake one.
Then the DJ plays it on the radio, hopefully terminally embarrassing the caller. No effort is made to hide the identity of the muppets as they sing, quote baaaaad poetry, or, my personal fave, act all “gangsta”.
It’s a drivetime show, and I swear, I’ve nearly crashed my car listening to them.

desert_drum
May 21, 2005 at 3:57 am

Antidistinctlyminty wrote:

It is a regular mobile/cellphone number which diverts straight to an answerphone, so when Dorkus Maximus asks for your number, you give him/her/it the fake one.
Then the DJ plays it on the radio, hopefully terminally embarrassing the caller.

That is a thing of true beauty.

Antidistinctlyminty
May 21, 2005 at 4:01 am

Holly wrote:
Not gettin’ any wookie, Yoda is. Every night, Hand Solo I am.

Holy crap, gurl!!! That’s one funny sig :lol:

Problem is, you post sooo damn much, I’m gonna be doing a little pee in my pants everytime ………… :?

Dean
May 21, 2005 at 4:23 am

Problems like these are why the Rejection Hotline was created.

Holly Resurrected
May 21, 2005 at 4:23 am

Antidistinctlyminty wrote:

Holly wrote:
Not gettin’ any wookie, Yoda is. Every night, Hand Solo I am.

Holy crap, gurl!!! That’s one funny sig :lol:

I got it from Gilbert Godfrey via Conan O’brien. I love Late Night.

Blaster
May 21, 2005 at 4:32 am

Holly wrote:
I love Late Night.

W00t!

jombon
May 21, 2005 at 4:56 am

Drone Daddy wrote:
How do these keep getting better and better?

Bernie, keep it up mate!!! Love it.

Oh and Hambone, or Jambot, or Jambone, whatever your name is, General Grevious sucks and doesn’t belong on the ALP forums. He got his @$$ kicked by a shot to the chest. HA! If you’re here to talk aliens and preds, then pull up a chair, otherwise you need to recognize that Sidious is the man. And go home with your tail between your eyelids. And give me your address, because I’ve got a copy of Harper’s English Grammar you’re welcome to borrow. Cheers!

And I drink tons of coffee and I eat small children and I have a secret crush on InvaderJess and Holly but I’m not telling you that. Bwaaahahahahah. :twisted:

BB,

so where obi aimed? chest? or ass? :lol: you decide :mrgreen:
i dont have tail between my eyelids, something like that but not completely, so today you get F (not f1 :D)

my home lies somewhere in the middle of tatooine. or maybe i LIE :lol: ?
and….why copy?

jombon
May 21, 2005 at 4:58 am

oh, and one more thing: YOU SUCK

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerz :wink:

Holly Resurrected
May 21, 2005 at 5:06 am

Blarg.

Oh crap, I actually have the hiccups. I thought that only happened on Warner Brothers cartoons. Hiccup.

Being drunk causes you to forget homerow.

“How dry I am, how dry I am, nobody knows how dry I am…”

desert_drum
May 21, 2005 at 1:22 pm

Dean wrote:
Problems like these are why the Rejection Hotline was created.

Another thing of beauty, but I’d still have to go for the do-it-yourself approach – no numbers even vaguely local to me on there.

You see, back in the day, we had to do it ourselves…while walking to school…in the snow…uphill…both ways…barefoot.

<montypython>HOUSE? We lived in a cardboard box in middle o’t road!</montypython>

Private Whore
May 21, 2005 at 2:28 pm

jombon wrote:

so where obi aimed? chest? or ass? :lol: you decide :mrgreen:
i dont have tail between my eyelids, something like that but not completely, so today you get F (not f1 :D)

my home lies somewhere in the middle of tatooine. or maybe i LIE :lol: ?
and….why copy?

You know what, you give Star Wars fans a bad image. So f’ off!

jombon
May 21, 2005 at 2:38 pm

you wanted to say: fuck off? or maybe it was: friend off, or feel off, or fink-grievous-is-the-best-badguy-ever off?

you know, you need to specify your intentions :lol:

Private Whore
May 21, 2005 at 2:47 pm

Nah, I wanted to say “piss off”. The F’ was just to confuse you.

Anyhoo, I don’t think good ol’ General Grievous is the best badass in the galaxy far far away. He’s definitely one of the coolest but not the best.

jombon
May 21, 2005 at 5:04 pm

ha ha ha!
yeah, u did well my young apprentice, u confused me a little. i really thought it was written under influence of gen grievs coolness.

and, yeah, glad we think almost the same bout gen. but if he isnt the biggest scoundrel inna space…then i have no clue who could take that title away from him? hope you dont think of vada with that russian controlboard on his chest?

wait wait! i know! the only one robot (or organic “who”) worse, more villian-like from grievie is only….. grievie :wink:

Private Whore
May 21, 2005 at 5:40 pm

The best bad-ass in the galaxy? Bobba Fett. Without a doubt.

hobo
May 21, 2005 at 11:37 pm

aaah grevious… hood make a droid hoo gets SICK!! i mean honestly with all the coughing… but its funny anyway.

yay go bobba fett (zat the li’l one or the big bad dead one)

yeah theres a rejection hotline down here in Aus too. its funni, but i dunno the number

I hate to be dumb, but holly i dun get it

Quote:
Not gettin’ any wookie, Yoda is. Every night, Hand Solo I am.

plz explain…sum1…help

Private Whore
May 22, 2005 at 4:43 am

hobo wrote:
aaah grevious… hood make a droid hoo gets SICK!! i mean honestly with all the coughing… but its funny anyway.

yay go bobba fett (zat the li’l one or the big bad dead one)

Technically, he’s not a droid. He’s like Darth Vader. A living thing with just a lot of mechanical parts.

Bobba Fett is the younger one. Jango Fett is his daddy. That’s true… and possible… :P

jombon
May 22, 2005 at 5:09 am

he DOESNT get sick!! he was coughing cos he had a problems with breathing, because mace windu crashed his chest with his force push on coruscant! people! why didnt you watch clone wars on cartoon net?

and, yeaaaaaaah, hes not a pure mech, but as far as i kno, he WANTED to be put and nailed to robotic body, cos then his natural abilities were increased, so he could bring the death to all jedi.

amen

ps. grievie was very funny, remember that scene with “ur welcome”?

HA HA HA!

ps2: FETT TO BE THE BEST WORTS MAN??
NAAAAAH!! we speak about BAD people, droids and stuff!

those from EMPIRE!!!

bsides, bobby was lighty one :wink: not a badass

Private Whore
May 22, 2005 at 5:22 am

Shut up.

jombon
May 22, 2005 at 6:30 am

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

HAHAHHAAAAAAAUHHHAHAHAUAHAHAHA!!!

UAHHAHAHAHAHUAHUHAUHAUHUAUUHUUUAHAHAHHAHAHAAABHBAHAHHAHA!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen::D:D:D

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!!

ok.

Dracothan
May 22, 2005 at 8:23 am

That cracked me up, I grew up in a house of bad jokes.

frostious
May 23, 2005 at 3:23 am

Aramor wrote:
You know what, you give Star Wars fans a bad image. So f’ off!

Not to mention us other Grievous fans. Good god, jombon, get out of my side, you’re making my side look bad.

Digitaaliklosetti
May 23, 2005 at 4:11 am

urbanshawoman wrote:

Drone Daddy wrote:
And I drink tons of coffee and I eat small children and I have a secret crush on InvaderJess and Holly but I’m not telling you that.

They say too much coffee makes you think out loud :)

Well that’d explain a few thingsmarsupialsaresexuallyattractive.

Also, great comic. Made me groan. Then laugh. An achievement.

Holly Resurrected
May 23, 2005 at 4:54 am

frostious wrote:
Good god, jombon, get out of my side, you’re making my side look bad.

I agree. And, your avatar frightens me.

Clowns are evil!!

Corporal Waffle
May 23, 2005 at 5:31 am

I use Clowns to train my Aim….
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[color=white:91ee884526]…..[/color:91ee884526][color=red:91ee884526]¤[/color:91ee884526][color=white:91ee884526]….[/color:91ee884526][color=red:91ee884526]¤[/color:91ee884526][color=white:91ee884526]…..[/color:91ee884526]

Private Whore
May 23, 2005 at 5:48 am

He, good one…
…… _______//___
…../_OOOO//O//_
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……../ O /…//………….^
..____/ /= //………….//
//——/ =_…………/ /
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Just in case you’re wondering what it is… (and you probably are, since I suck at making drawings like this) it’s supposed to look like an Alien…

Corporal Waffle
May 23, 2005 at 5:50 am

haha

i figured it :P

nice!

Holly Resurrected
May 23, 2005 at 5:52 am

Aramor wrote:
Just in case you’re wondering what it is… (and you probably are, since I suck at making drawings like this) it’s supposed to look like an Alien…

I figured it out, but at first it looked like a guy doing a weird hoedown dance :lol:

Private Whore
May 23, 2005 at 5:53 am

Holly wrote:

I figured it out, but at first it looked like a guy doing a weird hoedown dance :lol:

Hehe, told you I wasn’t good at making those…

Corporal Waffle
May 23, 2005 at 5:54 am

you actualy made ME laugh AGAIN :lol:

jombon
May 23, 2005 at 8:55 am

finland…mmmm…..can i say: KIMI RAIKKONEN roX??

cos i think so :wink:
and mika heakkinen too :lol:

and grievie also :twisted:

kidcamel
May 25, 2005 at 6:17 am

I just want to add… I find bad jokes really funny. It was meant to be a complement.

Love, Kid.

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