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hobo
May 27, 2005 at 2:26 am

hehe, ppl have asked me that and i wonder how the hell people can be so dumb
woohoo 1st post on a strip

desert_drum
May 27, 2005 at 2:50 am

The last panel is classic – I went from chuckling to laughing hard enough to wake up someone grouchy (That’s what I get for reading at this hour :) ).

Private Whore
May 27, 2005 at 3:25 am

You know, with a head like that, you’d think Abe has some brains… but apparently he just stores porn pics and urls from porn sites in that head of his… :P

Anyhoo, really funny.

Holly Resurrected
May 27, 2005 at 4:09 am

urbanshawoman wrote:
The last panel is classic – I went from chuckling to laughing hard enough to wake up someone grouchy (That’s what I get for reading at this hour :) ).

Me too, except I didn’t wake him up, I just worried I did.

How did he manage that? His head must be squishy.

Meheh. Goofy, I love it.

OMG, ALP t-shirts!! *goes to buy one*

Uncle Whippity
May 27, 2005 at 4:34 am

The joys of being a Brit – this has put a great start on the day at work.

Maybe Jesus put the bottle on Abe’s head in a moment of bored malice? I’m sure living with Abe would try the patience of anyone.

Xeno.Morph
May 27, 2005 at 7:55 am

I think he just wanted to know what being a goldfish felt like.

I know *I* would.

You just can’t get enough of that sugar (bottle)!

It’s grrrrrrrrrrrreat! ((Being a goldfish, that is.))

Like a rock. (((Preston’s corneas.)))

I’m lovin’ it. ((((Eww… Not THAT way…))))

Company slogans rock, because they force you to buy things from them to express your love for the corporate machine. Like a certain VGCats episode. Whee, fun! And while you’re buying Sugar Bottle, Frosted Goldfish, Super-blind eyes, and slightly wrong fast food, you can buy ALP t-shirts! Big B’s slogan should be, “The egg was fresh, I swear!”

Scottzor
May 27, 2005 at 8:29 am

I find it hilarious that in Preston’s world, the most extreme thing Jesus would be able to do would be to lower the rent to $20 a week. Not to, say, lower it to $0 a week.

Dracothan
May 27, 2005 at 8:39 am

He’d obviousy dropped something extremely important in there and was trying to fish it out. You know, like a mint or something.

Dahaka
May 27, 2005 at 9:18 am

Good til the last drop once you pop the fun don’t stop do the dew always low prices, always.

Xeno.Morph
May 27, 2005 at 9:36 am

Jesus! Dahaka’s been brainwashed! His brain is awash with logos and slogans! He is a robot, a very handsome… eh… er… SHINY robot! ((Making fun of people is fun.))

WE MUST FIGHT THE POWER! LET US ALL GO GOTH AND FIGHT THE MEDIA AS ONE MASS OF LOGOS AND SLOGANS!!!

I still think he was trying to figure out what a goldfish was like. Or maybe he was seeing how far he could suck his lips into the bottle.

Private Whore
May 27, 2005 at 9:46 am

Let us all go Goth? You think you’re Goth? You think you’re Goth just because you’re avatar is in black?

You love quoting slogans… I love quoting other stuff ;)

Metal_Pred
May 27, 2005 at 10:51 am

Aramor wrote:
Let us all go Goth? You think you’re Goth? You think you’re Goth just because you’re avatar is in black?

You love quoting slogans… I love quoting other stuff ;)

Hahahaha

Xeno.Morph
May 27, 2005 at 11:03 am

What? You think I’m black? You’re making fun of me because you think I’m black? RACISM! RACISM! YOU’RE RACIST AGAINST THE ALIENS!

Xeno.Morph
May 27, 2005 at 11:05 am

Metal, I’d also like to mention that my xenomorphic website kicks tush compared to yours. Except it’s frozen.

desert_drum
May 27, 2005 at 12:56 pm

Xeno.Morph wrote:
Metal, I’d also like to mention that my xenomorphic website kicks tush compared to yours. Except it’s frozen.

Frozen tush – now 28% more painful to kick! Get yours today!

imrumpf
May 27, 2005 at 1:14 pm

Haha great strip! I’m sorry I missed the last two I was out of town and I was so sad to miss them…but I guess comming home had 2x the pleasure then because I had not only 1 but 2 comics to read :) ANd speaking of those evil corporations, something liek taht happened on my trip…

We all stopped at McDonalds for some food and whatnot and my friend came back on the bus with a whole bunch of McDonald’s tatoos. He was going around trying to get everybody to put one on to advertise the restaurant and I told him “No thanks i’m not a consumer whore” He got a kick out of that haha.

Jackson Marten
May 27, 2005 at 1:48 pm

Holy shit — Alien’s head in a watercooler bottle made me shoot cottage cheese out of my mouth.

… I wasn’t eating cottage cheese.

Shatner's Wig
May 27, 2005 at 3:06 pm

I think I broke something, I was laughing so hard.

Private Whore
May 27, 2005 at 5:42 pm

Xeno.Morph wrote:
What? You think I’m black? You’re making fun of me because you think I’m black? RACISM! RACISM! YOU’RE RACIST AGAINST THE ALIENS!

*Cough* You’re a Xenomorph… last time I checked we were all black… unless you scrub really hard while showering… *uncough*

desert_drum
May 27, 2005 at 5:47 pm

Holly wrote:

Me too, except I didn’t wake him up, I just worried I did.

It all worked out for the best, since the first thing this morning, he wanted to know what was so damn funny at 2 a.m. So I showed him, and he spent a good part of the rest of the morning going through the archives. Another convert – three more until I get my toaster-oven!

Private Whore
May 27, 2005 at 5:51 pm

Wow, I just noticed… you’ve got Inspector Clouseau in your avatar. How cool.

jennif
May 27, 2005 at 6:32 pm

urbanshawoman wrote:
It all worked out for the best, since the first thing this morning, he wanted to know what was so damn funny at 2 a.m. So I showed him, and he spent a good part of the rest of the morning going through the archives. Another convert – three more until I get my toaster-oven!

So what you’re saying is, all this time you’ve never turned your husband onto ALP? What were you waiting for?!

“HEY JESUS”
“HEY WHAT”
was hilarious

~j

Megalodon
May 27, 2005 at 6:54 pm

Poor abe. He will drown in his own drool if Big J didnt ‘undo’ Jar off his head. If aliens can drown that is.
I knew abe was lazy, but is he too lazy to break the jar with his claws,tail or inner jaws or is he testing big J :) ?

Forgive my nerdy questions :).

Private Whore
May 27, 2005 at 7:12 pm

I don’t know if Aliens can drow… they had no problem being under water in Alien: Resurrection…

desert_drum
May 27, 2005 at 8:10 pm

Aramor wrote:
Wow, I just noticed… you’ve got Inspector Clouseau in your avatar. How cool.

Right actor, wrong role :) That’s Chauncey Gardiner, from Being There. Kind of an in-joke from another forum.

desert_drum
May 27, 2005 at 8:14 pm

jennif wrote:

So what you’re saying is, all this time you’ve never turned your husband onto ALP? What were you waiting for?!

Well, that’s almost what I was saying *grin* Not my husband, and I have a good excuse for it taking this long. Long story (that I doubt anyone wants to hear!) short, we took a little break from dating…18 years ago. OK, so maybe not such a little break…. :lol:

Private Whore
May 28, 2005 at 8:46 am

urbanshawoman wrote:

Aramor wrote:
Wow, I just noticed… you’ve got Inspector Clouseau in your avatar. How cool.

Right actor, wrong role :) That’s Chauncey Gardiner, from Being There. Kind of an in-joke from another forum.

Yeah well, I didn’t want to say Peter Sellers… so uhm, isn’t that the movie where he keeps saying “I like to watch” all the time?

desert_drum
May 29, 2005 at 1:18 am

Aramor wrote:

Yeah well, I didn’t want to say Peter Sellers… so uhm, isn’t that the movie where he keeps saying “I like to watch” all the time?

And thus the root of the in-joke. It’s a flamewars forum, which I don’t participate in, but very much enjoy my free ringside seats to.

There are actually only two scenes in which he says that. Not coincidentally, both times the people he’s talking to think he’s talking about sex; he’s actually talking about TV.

I do love that movie. :)

Private Whore
May 29, 2005 at 4:00 am

Yeah, I saw the first part of it. I remember that this woman was hitting on him, and he said he likes to watch.

Xeno.Morph
May 30, 2005 at 8:00 am

Aramor likes to watch. Crappy movies, that is. RESSURECTION IS CRAP. IT’S WRITTEN BY THAT GUY THAT DOES BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. IT’S JUST A WAY TO MAKE MONEY, SIGOURNEY WEAVER DIDN’T EVEN WANT TO DO IT. I MEAN, WHAT WITH ALL THOSE DUMB CLOSEUPS, LIKE OF THAT GUY’S FACE AND THE SPIDER AND THE BUG ON THE WINDOW… IT WAS LIKE ANOTHER ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER MOVIE! Ressurection is dead to me. The third movie was not crap. Whoever thinks the third movie was stupid is a corporate whore. And I’m saying that to prove my point AND be funny. If you hate number three, then you are brainwashed into loving the crap that is four! FOUR! F! U! R! O! Wait… F U!

Xeno.Morph
May 30, 2005 at 8:03 am

Hm… I have another paradox for you all to consider, like that rock thing.

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

Private Whore
May 30, 2005 at 10:08 am

The unstoppable force makes a hole in the immovable object and punches right through it….

AND JUST FOR THE RECORD!!! I LIKE ALL THE ALIENS MOVIES!!! FROM ALIEN TO AVP!!! YES THATS RIGHT, I ALSO LIKE RESURRECTION!!! IT WAS THE FIRST ALIEN MOVIE I EVER SAW!!! SO BLAME MY DAD!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I’LL SHOVE A COOKIE IN YOUR MOUTH!!!

And your right, the third movie like so totally rocked. Whoever sais otherwise shall have his guts removed and be strangled with them… by me!!!

deletethis
August 25, 2007 at 12:59 pm

Could Jesus make a rock that he can’t pick up?
If he can do anything he wants, and he makes a rock he doesnt want to pick up, then yea, he just did what he wanted to do, which was make a rock he couldn’t pick up. Hes still all powerful.
Its not like he can’t not do something if he wants.

I had someone ask me that before when I was younger, him being an atheist.
I was trying to answer, but I couldn focus on thinking about because the guy was so stuck-up.
I’m aways up for a discussion, even if I’m on the wrong side. but not if its with a cocky idiot who is just talking fast and not even making a good point. Every time I had a theory, no matter if I said Jesus could make such a thing or not, he’d call Jesus a weakling or some insult/curse, without even a good point.
I gave up on even trying to think about it with this idiot babbling and cursing unstoppably like a spaz, and just ignored him. Then he was all "See? You got nothing to say!"
Darn right I didn’t, I don’t discuss things with losers like him. It’s pointless.
A few weeks later, the guy I was talking to died of a heart problem.
A little scary if you ask me.

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